Chapter

Candy Uncle Orphanages and Constructed Realities
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04:56 - 15:24 (10:28)

The hosts discuss the idea of using a fictional uncle to scare children into submission, and joke about extreme methods of punishment like lowering the oxygen level and using a cattle prod. They also imagine a world where there are orphanages filled with traumatized kids turned into sociopaths by the Candy Uncle stories.

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The hosts discuss their extreme tactics for disciplining children, including simulated medical emergencies and fake companies that create consequences for eating too much candy.
04:56 - 10:37 (05:41)
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Child Discipline
Summary

The hosts discuss their extreme tactics for disciplining children, including simulated medical emergencies and fake companies that create consequences for eating too much candy.

Chapter
Candy Uncle Orphanages and Constructed Realities
Episode
Beware The Candy Uncle...
Podcast
Distractible
The Candy Uncle orphanages are filled with traumatized children, turning into sociopaths, hence they've been locked up in different institutions instead of getting adopted.
10:37 - 15:24 (04:46)
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Traumatized Children
Summary

The Candy Uncle orphanages are filled with traumatized children, turning into sociopaths, hence they've been locked up in different institutions instead of getting adopted.

Chapter
Candy Uncle Orphanages and Constructed Realities
Episode
Beware The Candy Uncle...
Podcast
Distractible