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The Perils of Testing Waterpark Rides
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1:03:55 - 1:08:44 (04:49)

The Cannonball Loop, a notoriously dangerous water slide, was tested with crash test dummies before a park owner offered employees money to test it out themselves, leading to missing limbs and unhappy test subjects.

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The speaker discusses initial testing for concussions involving crash test dummies resulting in missing limbs and heads.
1:03:55 - 1:08:02 (04:07)
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Concussions
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The speaker discusses initial testing for concussions involving crash test dummies resulting in missing limbs and heads. There was also discussion of unhappy testicles caused by impact during testing.

Chapter
The Perils of Testing Waterpark Rides
Episode
The Libertarian Theme Park of your Dreams/Nightmares
Podcast
Behind the Bastards
Gene turned a lazy river ride into a thrilling white water rafting simulator, but early test pilots were left unconscious, leading to a decrease in intensity.
1:08:02 - 1:08:44 (00:42)
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Water rides
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Gene turned a lazy river ride into a thrilling white water rafting simulator, but early test pilots were left unconscious, leading to a decrease in intensity. Gene also removed all lifeguards, and deemed it the "Colorado River" to give it a more realistic feel.

Chapter
The Perils of Testing Waterpark Rides
Episode
The Libertarian Theme Park of your Dreams/Nightmares
Podcast
Behind the Bastards