Wade makes wild and hilarious inferences, while Mark tries to tame them, during a debate of what was Wade's qualification. The inferences range from aliens stealing cookies to a chain of voodoo dolls being used to undo the present timeline.
The transcript presents a humorous conversation between two individuals where one sarcastically asks the other if he has a loser's speech, to which he responds with a catchy and humorous remark.
The hosts discuss the value of a mocking gesture and how many points it should be worth.