The speaker shares a story of being attacked by someone who ripped off their wig and threw orange juice on them in a public place.
The speaker recounts the story of how he met the Neptune's in his garage and had a brief conversation with them.
A transcript excerpt shows a man admitting he doesn't know where Haiti is on a map and discussing donations for Haiti with Leonardo DiCaprio.
This transcript provides a jumbled and nonsensical collection of phrases that seem to have no coherent thought or topic.
The speaker discusses a video of Joe Rogan and himself shooting guns which looked cool but was a little too on the nose with him shooting up a Starbucks. He also comments on how the video did not get flagged despite how real it looked and mentions how some people found it not cool.