In this comedic podcast transcript, two hosts discuss their bad day and the idea of having a personal assistant to help with daily tasks. They poke fun at the idea of having a "posse" of helpers and express their aversion to public bathrooms.
The speaker discusses an intimate bathroom moment with his wife and shares his thoughts on how to handle it in the future.
The hosts discuss the science behind poop splashback and offer some helpful tips to prevent it.
The host and guests discuss the topic of not allowing children to use the restroom, leading to a story about one of the guests being forced to sit in their own poop in third grade as a result. They express concern about the danger of overexposure of personal information of children on the internet.
The speaker talks about his fear of being canceled for unknowingly crossing boundaries and tells a story of being advised not to send pictures of his genitals to people.
The hosts discuss their annoying traits, including spitting habits while peeing and being easily annoyed, and how they differ in their ability to remember things.