The speaker recounts several violent and bizarre experiences from their time practicing martial arts, including being punched in the mouth, grappling with their teacher, and getting injured by a wood fragment from a nearby pillar.
The hosts reenacted a high school prank on their TV show but were unable to film it at their old school due to grudges held by the administration, so they filmed it at a rival high school instead.
A high school student must choose between doing manual labor to pay for his college education or doing less taxing work such as wiping down computer screens in the library during the summer.
The speaker talks about his troubled past, failing at school and getting into trouble, until he decided to join the Navy and become a SEAL.
After a teacher and football coach slammed his desk and criticized him, the speaker used it as revenge-fueled motivation to work harder and ultimately succeeded in getting into music school.