The comedian Jerry Seinfeld describes his funny pranks with champagne corks and sound effects.
A nonsensical conversation about alcohol consumption is had, including keeping champagne overnight, mistaking it for beer, and ordering a six-pack of booze.
The speaker recalls a specific moment when they experienced the perfect buzz from their first drink and reminiscing on it while watching their friend dance to her own moves in their room.
The host talks about various cheap bars he used to frequent, such as the Eagles in Westchester, where you could get 50 cent beers, and the Elks on bingo night. He also discusses how he lies to his mom about winning at bingo.
The speaker talks about how difficult it was for him to find ways to spend his free time while working as a policeman in Mount Vernon, often resorting to spending $150 on drinks and appetizers.