A humorous story about a bird lamp that a character becomes obsessed with while shopping.
Two people are discussing a strange-looking bird that they saw walking. They find it remarkable and compared it to the Miami hurricane.
A conversation about taking family pictures on the beach turns into a discussion about a friend named Jackie and her perceived superiority.
The speaker recalls the creation of a character named Triple Clicks, inspired by an innocent animal trying to get food, which he portrayed with a bald head and an arm coming out of it, during a performance that drove the crowd crazy.
The speaker shares a strange story about a haircut that he hopes the subject will be okay with. He admits the story is not very interesting.