A person describes their unpleasant massage where the masseuse was continuously farting without apologizing. The individual was out of their comfort zone and felt relieved once the massage was over.
The speaker recounts their thoughts and experiences during a mammogram appointment, including a humorous mention of potentially trying "ass play" to distract from the procedure, and jokingly expresses preference for a hygienic healthcare provider.
A guest recounts a cringey memory of being caught with an "intense amount of lotion" and details the embarrassing aftermath of using it.
The speaker discusses the strange thoughts that go through their mind when reaching orgasm, including urging those around them to be silent and close their eyes.
A meandering tale of meeting someone in the Hamptons while swinging penises or imaginations to generate electricity and saving the planet.