The speaker thought he had a hangover, but it turned out to be a virus. His daughter informed him that he was high-risk due to being overweight and a heavy drinker.
The speaker attended a toddler tumbling class where the mothers were described as ethereal and named their children unique names like "circle sitter" and "Pete". One mother he tried to converse with responded with disapproval saying "aye, aye, aye".
The speakers have a humorous conversation about a dog and human feces mixed up in an embarrassing incident that the speaker experienced, which turned into a running joke with their mom and friend.
The speaker shares an embarrassing moment of getting caught masturbating by their mother as a teenager, and how they pretended it wasn't happening.
A comedian discusses how his wife caught him trying to have an affair with a waitress, leading to a humorous but awkward confrontation over coffee.