The speaker shares a brief anecdote about going to a store to look for beard oil and discussing his own haircutting habits with an unknown person.
The speaker discusses his preference for wearing hats as it is the easiest hairstyle and he thinks he looks cute in hats, leading to a discussion about baldness.
The speaker discusses the process of finding new friends as they get older and how they seek out different life experiences and energies.
The speaker rambles on about destroying his girlfriend's life in a year and a half, while simultaneously going on another date with a better-looking girl. His speech reeks of sadness, frustration and misogyny.
Comedian Bill Burr shares some disconnected thoughts, including his experience at a baseball training facility and observing an unattractive husband with a beautiful wife at a resort.