The speaker was earning six-figure income but wasn't happy with the work he was doing and the pay he was receiving for his other jobs, so he quit.
A police officer is granted a search warrant and provides it to a man in his small trailer, then tells him to step outside while they conduct a search.
A man calls FedEx to ship a package from Mexico to Minneapolis, but when asked what the package is, he reveals he needs to ship 150 pack mules and the employee informs him that FedEx does not fly pack mules.
A traveler is excited to trade her front seat for an even better one on a double decker plane, allowing her to see directly out the front of the plane.
The speaker recounts a confusing and humorous experience of accidentally paying the wrong motel and getting caught in the middle of a dispute with two neighboring motels.