Episode

Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
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Published: Mon Mar 13 2023
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We got special guest bear David Cross guest-bearing with Tom Segura this week. Go Catch David on “The Worst Daddy In The World Tour” and get tickets at officialdavidcross.comThey discuss how important it is to pick the person you bring on comedy tours with you so they can eat the leftovers you don’t like. They trade morning radio horror stories, H. Jon Benjamin, Brendon Walsh, Mr. Show with Bob and David, and the Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret. Tom discusses his cancelled Subway commercial campaign, improvising, how slow small towns are, and being not being ready to see animals being prepared for meals. They discuss touring, recording specials, hecklershttps://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

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Comedian David Cross is back and promoting his latest comedy tour, First Daddy in the World with special guest Sean Patton.
00:00 - 01:13 (01:13)
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Comedy
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Comedian David Cross is back and promoting his latest comedy tour, First Daddy in the World with special guest Sean Patton. Tickets are available now on officialdavidcross.com.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The opening act sets the stage for a comedy show and can enhance the experience for the audience if they are a good compliment to the main headliner.
01:13 - 05:06 (03:52)
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Comedy
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The opening act sets the stage for a comedy show and can enhance the experience for the audience if they are a good compliment to the main headliner. Comedian talks about his dislike for olives despite enjoying olive oil and tapenade.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A brief discussion about punk music from the late 70s and early 80s, with no clear direction or topic.
05:06 - 06:58 (01:51)
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Punk Music
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A brief discussion about punk music from the late 70s and early 80s, with no clear direction or topic.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian discusses the pain of doing radio interviews and highlights the absurdity of morning radio.
06:58 - 08:51 (01:53)
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Comedy
Summary

A comedian discusses the pain of doing radio interviews and highlights the absurdity of morning radio.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker was excited to talk about something and volunteered to host a show when no one else wanted to talk to her.
08:51 - 12:07 (03:15)
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Communication
Summary

The speaker was excited to talk about something and volunteered to host a show when no one else wanted to talk to her.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Judah Friedlander shares how he and his peers would often go incognito when appearing on late night TV shows with interviewers who didn't know who they were, leading to some humorous moments.
12:07 - 17:27 (05:19)
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Comedy
Summary

Comedian Judah Friedlander shares how he and his peers would often go incognito when appearing on late night TV shows with interviewers who didn't know who they were, leading to some humorous moments.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts share their experiences in Beverly Hills including a moment in a doctor's office and some playful pranks.
17:27 - 20:45 (03:17)
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Beverly Hills
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The hosts share their experiences in Beverly Hills including a moment in a doctor's office and some playful pranks.

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Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In the progressive neighborhood of Silver Lake in Los Angeles, residents fought against the establishment of a gun club by setting up a website and phone number to voice their opposition.
20:45 - 22:58 (02:13)
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Silver Lake
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In the progressive neighborhood of Silver Lake in Los Angeles, residents fought against the establishment of a gun club by setting up a website and phone number to voice their opposition.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversation, the hosts discuss how Bob Odenkirk's background in SNL writing helped him guide hilarious ideas to be written into the perfect sketch, as well as how he stayed focused on making a funny story.
22:58 - 27:59 (05:00)
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Sketch Comedy
Summary

In this conversation, the hosts discuss how Bob Odenkirk's background in SNL writing helped him guide hilarious ideas to be written into the perfect sketch, as well as how he stayed focused on making a funny story.

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Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss the Yorkshire Killer, a serial killer from the mid to late 70s, and the impact he has had on popular culture.
27:59 - 30:34 (02:34)
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True Crime
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The speakers discuss the Yorkshire Killer, a serial killer from the mid to late 70s, and the impact he has had on popular culture.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Actor Jay Baruchel shares about his experience with acting on set and how he deals with difficult scenarios like working with directors who give line readings.
30:34 - 35:23 (04:48)
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Acting
Summary

Actor Jay Baruchel shares about his experience with acting on set and how he deals with difficult scenarios like working with directors who give line readings. He also discusses working with actors who struggle to understand today's comedy style and shares tips from his acting career.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the various interpretations of the word "sweet".
35:23 - 37:29 (02:06)
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Language
A discussion about promoting turkey subs with the suggestion of promoting an alternative chicken barge sub instead.
37:29 - 40:10 (02:40)
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Marketing
Summary

A discussion about promoting turkey subs with the suggestion of promoting an alternative chicken barge sub instead.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the concept of gut instinct and how it can conflict with rational decision making, giving an example from his own experience.
40:10 - 42:53 (02:42)
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Decision Making
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The speaker discusses the concept of gut instinct and how it can conflict with rational decision making, giving an example from his own experience.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a life-changing event related to money and then transitions to discussing the resignation of Subway's CFO of Marketing, which was not related to the speaker's previous topic.
42:53 - 45:44 (02:50)
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Business
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The speaker talks about a life-changing event related to money and then transitions to discussing the resignation of Subway's CFO of Marketing, which was not related to the speaker's previous topic.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian considers having a photo of all his specials created to show at his memorial
45:44 - 48:23 (02:39)
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Comedy
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Comedian considers having a photo of all his specials created to show at his memorial

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This episode discusses the various ways the word "like" is used in conversation and how it can be used effectively.
48:23 - 51:39 (03:16)
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Conversation
Summary

This episode discusses the various ways the word "like" is used in conversation and how it can be used effectively.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript is a jumbled and incoherent conversation that jumps from topics like leaving town for seven weeks, different materials, physical violence of olives, and deciding to build a fence.
51:39 - 55:50 (04:10)
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None
Summary

This transcript is a jumbled and incoherent conversation that jumps from topics like leaving town for seven weeks, different materials, physical violence of olives, and deciding to build a fence.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The discussion mentions a person who posted a video of him taking a turtle to a spa, but instead he kills and consumes it, leaving viewers surprised and upset.
55:51 - 59:12 (03:21)
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Turtle consumption
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The discussion mentions a person who posted a video of him taking a turtle to a spa, but instead he kills and consumes it, leaving viewers surprised and upset.

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Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker went on a vacation to Cabo San Lucas where he went fishing with friends and watched locals beat a Marlin to death upon being caught, which was exciting for him.
59:12 - 1:03:29 (04:16)
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Vacation
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The speaker went on a vacation to Cabo San Lucas where he went fishing with friends and watched locals beat a Marlin to death upon being caught, which was exciting for him.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a man who is unfazed by eating turtle, implying that he has an appetite for exotic foods.
1:03:29 - 1:06:16 (02:47)
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Food
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The speaker describes a man who is unfazed by eating turtle, implying that he has an appetite for exotic foods.

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Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his personal view on the delicacy of shark fin soup and the cultural significance placed on it.
1:06:16 - 1:10:06 (03:50)
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Shark fin soup
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The speaker discusses his personal view on the delicacy of shark fin soup and the cultural significance placed on it. He also mentions planning future events.

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Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes their process of easing into a long, sometimes uncomfortable story or topic on a podcast with a slow start before eventually bringing it to a close.
1:10:06 - 1:17:45 (07:39)
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Podcasts
Summary

The speaker describes their process of easing into a long, sometimes uncomfortable story or topic on a podcast with a slow start before eventually bringing it to a close.

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Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares some fragmented thoughts on the process of doing standup comedy and how experiences on the road can become part of the act.
1:17:45 - 1:20:51 (03:05)
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Standup Comedy
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The speaker shares some fragmented thoughts on the process of doing standup comedy and how experiences on the road can become part of the act.

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Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the challenges of performing live shows as a musician and comedian, including timing, audience reactions, and venue suitability.
1:20:51 - 1:27:29 (06:37)
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Live Performance
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The speaker talks about the challenges of performing live shows as a musician and comedian, including timing, audience reactions, and venue suitability.

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Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker had a conversation with Bert Kreischer for two hours, and they converse about the expectations of the podcast and how Bert offered some helpful insights.
1:27:29 - 1:30:42 (03:13)
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Podcasting
Summary

The speaker had a conversation with Bert Kreischer for two hours, and they converse about the expectations of the podcast and how Bert offered some helpful insights.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A parent shares a disturbing statement made by their four-year-old child, who expressed interest in wearing their parent's skin suit and parading down the street with their entrails.
1:30:42 - 1:35:38 (04:55)
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Parenting
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A parent shares a disturbing statement made by their four-year-old child, who expressed interest in wearing their parent's skin suit and parading down the street with their entrails. The parent also gives advice on gargling with salt water.

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Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura engage in a humorous and unscripted conversation filled with dirty jokes, raunchy humor, and amateur urology.
1:35:38 - 1:36:19 (00:40)
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Comedy
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Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura engage in a humorous and unscripted conversation filled with dirty jokes, raunchy humor, and amateur urology.

Episode
Awful Radio Shows w/ David Cross | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 176
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer