The hosts play an improv game, promising photographic recompense for listener support, while the Aethesius ship raises its flag once more.
Bob and Wade join the hosts for an in-person recording of Distractable, where they discuss the premise of the show, their plans for upcoming episodes, and the possibility of the audience winning the next judging.
The host discusses the idea of liminal marketing being in our hands and references Jurassic Park and buttafingers.
The host talks about trying to sound attentive and being distracted by a soundboard while discussing character names from movies.
The speaker discusses a challenge they plan to put out in a video the following day, teasing the idea that it will cause history to show up. They also mention being naked in the moment of recording.
The speaker talks about his past experience creating a tasteful nudes calendar and reveals that his partner Mandy is currently taking care of their baby.
The hosts engage in various improv games as they navigate through different parts of human or imaginary history, with the added challenge of changing their planned course on the spot.
The speakers discuss the issue of bias in podcast recordings and how it can affect the outcomes of episodes.
Two chefs with a history of rivalry must work together to complete a task in the kitchen, while having only two dishes that include ribs to work with on a menu of hundreds. The scene can be altered by the moderator at any point.
The hosts joke around and prepare to begin recording their podcast, making comments about their facial expressions and reminding listeners to stay tuned for upcoming episodes.
The speaker discusses their habit of constantly checking their phone, even during social situations, and the odd physical ticks that can come with it.
The speaker emphasizes the importance and benefits of attending school, claiming that it teaches everything necessary to succeed in adulthood and learn about the world.
In this episode, the hosts discuss their experience with improv comedy and the techniques they use to entertain the audience.
Two cavemen observe a comet approaching, with one being excited and the other less enthusiastic.
The speaker is fearful of a light and thinks it's going to kill them. They reflect on their decision to be changed and whether they should have just let the other person grunt.
In this episode, the history of condoms is discussed, including their early use and development.
The podcast features inappropriate and strange comments about using sheep intestines for various purposes, including sexual ones.
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In this podcast episode, two turkey salesmen share their expertise on how to cook a delicious turkey for Thanksgiving. They explain the best cooking techniques and offer tips and tricks to make it easy and stress-free.
The podcast episode starts with a rendition of "Row, row, row your boat" and then transitions to discussing the beginning of turkey season and the excitement of the upcoming hunting season.
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The speaker gives bizarre and nonsensical instructions involving bath salts, a mouth, and a Dutch oven, which have no apparent purpose or meaning.
This transcript contains an incoherent collection of statements that do not follow a clear topic or idea.
The hosts discuss survival priorities on a desert island, including the importance of separate "poop corners", obtaining food and starting a fire. They also recommend bringing a desert island disc as a comfort item.
Two performers discuss the challenges of doing physical improv while social distancing, noting the difficulty of interaction and the desire to interact with objects.
In this episode, the hosts discuss setting up a poll in chat and the various ways of doing so.
The speaker claims to have won a poll with a thousand more votes than the expected winner and asserts that they are the clear winner. They also mention that the poll is the closest they have ever seen.
The speaker makes an unclear and vague political message that is difficult to understand and lacks coherence. The message involves a voting decision and a possible endorsement for a hair doctor.
A new host takes over a podcast and offers some words of wisdom to the listeners before the previous host is muted.
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