Episode
Drugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
1:14:19
Published: Mon Jan 02 2023
Description
SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.- Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code: BEARS for your FREE 60-day trial. Happy new year and welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about surgeries, Tom translates Bert's plane conversation, and Kurt Cobain. The Jewish community reacts to Bert's Hitler cup, Bert shares a story about his wife, and the bears trade accidental smuggling stories. They describe their perfect day of drugs, discuss Bert's self awareness, and fitness. Bert then pitches Tom one of his best ideas: 2 Bears 1 Coach, where they interview coaches like Jimmy Johnson, Coach Prime and Phil Jackson. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
A group of friends indulge in various foods and drinks before planning to go to Buffalo Wild Wings.
00:00 - 00:32 (00:32)
Summary
A group of friends indulge in various foods and drinks before planning to go to Buffalo Wild Wings. One of them also mentions having prosthetic limbs that work well.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares a story about how he pranked people by speaking with a fake British accent and fooled them for a long time.
00:32 - 01:49 (01:17)
Summary
A comedian shares a story about how he pranked people by speaking with a fake British accent and fooled them for a long time.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian David Cross discusses his love for marijuana and the feeling of being in a coma while high, leading to the creation of one last joke.
01:49 - 05:22 (03:32)
Summary
Comedian David Cross discusses his love for marijuana and the feeling of being in a coma while high, leading to the creation of one last joke.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker questions the ethical implications of using genetic testing to determine sexuality, citing potential discrimination and eugenics as concerns.
05:22 - 08:06 (02:43)
Summary
The speaker questions the ethical implications of using genetic testing to determine sexuality, citing potential discrimination and eugenics as concerns.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how aging affects one's music preference and how he admires Jason Sudeikis' fashion choices and perceived toughness.
08:06 - 09:23 (01:17)
Summary
The speaker discusses how aging affects one's music preference and how he admires Jason Sudeikis' fashion choices and perceived toughness.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person is discussing what they consider attractive make-up looks, using phrases like "little blush" and "lipstick".
09:23 - 12:42 (03:19)
Summary
A person is discussing what they consider attractive make-up looks, using phrases like "little blush" and "lipstick".
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript describes a group of houses above Hollywood Bowl and a visit to Whitley Heights where famous celebrities like Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love bought their first house.
12:42 - 15:11 (02:28)
Summary
The transcript describes a group of houses above Hollywood Bowl and a visit to Whitley Heights where famous celebrities like Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love bought their first house.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about Kurt Cobain's influence on culture and how much of a regular guy he was despite his larger-than-life presence.
15:11 - 19:19 (04:07)
Summary
The speaker talks about Kurt Cobain's influence on culture and how much of a regular guy he was despite his larger-than-life presence.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Pete recounts his experience riding bikes with nervous Hollywood assistants and celebrities in the bike lane, going at a slow pace of two to four miles per hour.
19:19 - 21:55 (02:36)
Summary
Pete recounts his experience riding bikes with nervous Hollywood assistants and celebrities in the bike lane, going at a slow pace of two to four miles per hour.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his neighbor Mike who recognized his success and popularity and encouraged him to continue.
21:55 - 24:10 (02:15)
Summary
The speaker talks about his neighbor Mike who recognized his success and popularity and encouraged him to continue.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker amusingly talks about the friendship between a religious Jewish scholar and himself as two bros who enjoy drinking beers together despite their different backgrounds.
24:11 - 27:37 (03:26)
Summary
The speaker amusingly talks about the friendship between a religious Jewish scholar and himself as two bros who enjoy drinking beers together despite their different backgrounds.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person describes feeling anxious when using high-grade weed while sharing a memory of a friend who had a special apparatus for smoking.
27:37 - 29:47 (02:09)
Summary
A person describes feeling anxious when using high-grade weed while sharing a memory of a friend who had a special apparatus for smoking.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admires how a family member dressed and encourages others to dress similarly.
29:47 - 32:37 (02:50)
Summary
The speaker admires how a family member dressed and encourages others to dress similarly. She mentions the pressure of being married and committed to someone for life.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a conversation with a fan who expressed their admiration for the speaker's vulnerability, causing the speaker to reflect on unremembered life moments.
32:37 - 34:17 (01:40)
Summary
The speaker discusses a conversation with a fan who expressed their admiration for the speaker's vulnerability, causing the speaker to reflect on unremembered life moments.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A young adult talks about his experiences buying illegal substances and the risks involved, including the fear of getting caught by the police or purchasing from the wrong person.
34:24 - 37:33 (03:09)
Summary
A young adult talks about his experiences buying illegal substances and the risks involved, including the fear of getting caught by the police or purchasing from the wrong person.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker asks the interviewee to walk through their day in a Hunter S. Thompson way, meaning to be brutally honest and unfiltered.
37:33 - 40:06 (02:32)
Summary
The speaker asks the interviewee to walk through their day in a Hunter S. Thompson way, meaning to be brutally honest and unfiltered. The interviewee anticipates boozing up and agrees to give an honest account.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes their cravings for a breakfast-lunch hybrid meal consisting of sausages, eggs and toast, and expresses their desire for a joint afterward.
40:06 - 41:44 (01:38)
Summary
The speaker describes their cravings for a breakfast-lunch hybrid meal consisting of sausages, eggs and toast, and expresses their desire for a joint afterward.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their desire to use narcotics to wind down their evening, and admits to having been prescribed Xanax before while unknowingly having already taken it.
41:44 - 43:33 (01:48)
Summary
The speaker shares their desire to use narcotics to wind down their evening, and admits to having been prescribed Xanax before while unknowingly having already taken it. They express interest in obtaining more potent drugs such as morphine.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions that someone is getting ice while they will go to the bathroom.
43:33 - 44:40 (01:06)
Summary
The speaker mentions that someone is getting ice while they will go to the bathroom.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The importance of effective communication in relationships, and how miscommunication can lead to misunderstandings and hurt feelings.
44:40 - 46:37 (01:57)
Summary
The importance of effective communication in relationships, and how miscommunication can lead to misunderstandings and hurt feelings.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his decision to have a drink before his flight and the potential consequences of carrying too much weight.
46:37 - 50:20 (03:42)
Summary
The speaker discusses his decision to have a drink before his flight and the potential consequences of carrying too much weight.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman talks about starting her day by checking her sleep app and describes the positive energy of someone in her life.
50:21 - 53:55 (03:34)
Summary
A woman talks about starting her day by checking her sleep app and describes the positive energy of someone in her life.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of a podcast discuss interviewing college and professional coaches and express their admiration for Deion Sanders' ability to connect with athletes.
53:55 - 55:59 (02:03)
Summary
The hosts of a podcast discuss interviewing college and professional coaches and express their admiration for Deion Sanders' ability to connect with athletes. They plan to take a month out of the summer to conduct these interviews.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker shares the valuable lessons he learned from great coaches such as Jimmy Johnson and college coaches.
55:59 - 58:16 (02:17)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker shares the valuable lessons he learned from great coaches such as Jimmy Johnson and college coaches.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses his admiration for coaches who are like generals in the army using Jimmy Johnson as an example.
58:16 - 1:00:58 (02:41)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses his admiration for coaches who are like generals in the army using Jimmy Johnson as an example.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person muses about the idea of having Phil Jackson live with them for a month, but struggles to vocalize their thoughts coherently.
1:00:58 - 1:03:12 (02:14)
Summary
A person muses about the idea of having Phil Jackson live with them for a month, but struggles to vocalize their thoughts coherently.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host expresses interest in interviewing a Dominican baseball coach with a legacy story of being the third coach in 70 years for one organization, and discusses learning about coaching in Latin American countries.
1:03:12 - 1:04:57 (01:45)
Summary
The podcast host expresses interest in interviewing a Dominican baseball coach with a legacy story of being the third coach in 70 years for one organization, and discusses learning about coaching in Latin American countries.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses his love for the Winston Churchill challenge and the fun he had while participating in it.
1:04:57 - 1:06:38 (01:40)
Summary
The speaker expresses his love for the Winston Churchill challenge and the fun he had while participating in it. He also mentions the possibility of talking to 10 coaches.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls the first time they tried a croissant and how it changed their breakfast routine from a basic sandwich to a flaky and buttery pastry with eggs, bacon, sausages, and jam.
1:06:38 - 1:08:41 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker recalls the first time they tried a croissant and how it changed their breakfast routine from a basic sandwich to a flaky and buttery pastry with eggs, bacon, sausages, and jam.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about the different levels of cooking inspiration, from watching professional chefs to morning cocktails.
1:08:41 - 1:10:59 (02:18)
Summary
A conversation about the different levels of cooking inspiration, from watching professional chefs to morning cocktails.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person plans on going to the park and having a mojito before calling a friend to invite them over for a steak dinner.
1:10:59 - 1:13:35 (02:35)
Summary
A person plans on going to the park and having a mojito before calling a friend to invite them over for a steak dinner.
EpisodeDrugs All Day | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 166
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert and Tom's unscripted and raunchy podcast, Two Bears, One Cave, is filled with dirty jokes and humor.
1:13:35 - 1:14:07 (00:32)
Summary
Bert and Tom's unscripted and raunchy podcast, Two Bears, One Cave, is filled with dirty jokes and humor.