SPONSORS:- Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice.- Go to https://ShipStation.com and use code: BEARS for your FREE 60-day trial. Happy new year and welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They talk about surgeries, Tom translates Bert's plane conversation, and Kurt Cobain. The Jewish community reacts to Bert's Hitler cup, Bert shares a story about his wife, and the bears trade accidental smuggling stories. They describe their perfect day of drugs, discuss Bert's self awareness, and fitness. Bert then pitches Tom one of his best ideas: 2 Bears 1 Coach, where they interview coaches like Jimmy Johnson, Coach Prime and Phil Jackson. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
A group of friends indulge in various foods and drinks before planning to go to Buffalo Wild Wings. One of them also mentions having prosthetic limbs that work well.
A comedian shares a story about how he pranked people by speaking with a fake British accent and fooled them for a long time.
Comedian David Cross discusses his love for marijuana and the feeling of being in a coma while high, leading to the creation of one last joke.
The speaker questions the ethical implications of using genetic testing to determine sexuality, citing potential discrimination and eugenics as concerns.
The speaker discusses how aging affects one's music preference and how he admires Jason Sudeikis' fashion choices and perceived toughness.
A person is discussing what they consider attractive make-up looks, using phrases like "little blush" and "lipstick".
The transcript describes a group of houses above Hollywood Bowl and a visit to Whitley Heights where famous celebrities like Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love bought their first house.
The speaker talks about Kurt Cobain's influence on culture and how much of a regular guy he was despite his larger-than-life presence.
Pete recounts his experience riding bikes with nervous Hollywood assistants and celebrities in the bike lane, going at a slow pace of two to four miles per hour.
The speaker talks about his neighbor Mike who recognized his success and popularity and encouraged him to continue.
The speaker amusingly talks about the friendship between a religious Jewish scholar and himself as two bros who enjoy drinking beers together despite their different backgrounds.
A person describes feeling anxious when using high-grade weed while sharing a memory of a friend who had a special apparatus for smoking.
The speaker admires how a family member dressed and encourages others to dress similarly. She mentions the pressure of being married and committed to someone for life.
The speaker discusses a conversation with a fan who expressed their admiration for the speaker's vulnerability, causing the speaker to reflect on unremembered life moments.
A young adult talks about his experiences buying illegal substances and the risks involved, including the fear of getting caught by the police or purchasing from the wrong person.
The speaker asks the interviewee to walk through their day in a Hunter S. Thompson way, meaning to be brutally honest and unfiltered. The interviewee anticipates boozing up and agrees to give an honest account.
The speaker describes their cravings for a breakfast-lunch hybrid meal consisting of sausages, eggs and toast, and expresses their desire for a joint afterward.
The speaker shares their desire to use narcotics to wind down their evening, and admits to having been prescribed Xanax before while unknowingly having already taken it. They express interest in obtaining more potent drugs such as morphine.
The speaker mentions that someone is getting ice while they will go to the bathroom.
The importance of effective communication in relationships, and how miscommunication can lead to misunderstandings and hurt feelings.
The speaker discusses his decision to have a drink before his flight and the potential consequences of carrying too much weight.
A woman talks about starting her day by checking her sleep app and describes the positive energy of someone in her life.
The hosts of a podcast discuss interviewing college and professional coaches and express their admiration for Deion Sanders' ability to connect with athletes. They plan to take a month out of the summer to conduct these interviews.
In this podcast, the speaker shares the valuable lessons he learned from great coaches such as Jimmy Johnson and college coaches.
In this podcast episode, the speaker discusses his admiration for coaches who are like generals in the army using Jimmy Johnson as an example.
A person muses about the idea of having Phil Jackson live with them for a month, but struggles to vocalize their thoughts coherently.
The podcast host expresses interest in interviewing a Dominican baseball coach with a legacy story of being the third coach in 70 years for one organization, and discusses learning about coaching in Latin American countries.
The speaker expresses his love for the Winston Churchill challenge and the fun he had while participating in it. He also mentions the possibility of talking to 10 coaches.
The speaker recalls the first time they tried a croissant and how it changed their breakfast routine from a basic sandwich to a flaky and buttery pastry with eggs, bacon, sausages, and jam.
A conversation about the different levels of cooking inspiration, from watching professional chefs to morning cocktails.
A person plans on going to the park and having a mojito before calling a friend to invite them over for a steak dinner.
Bert and Tom's unscripted and raunchy podcast, Two Bears, One Cave, is filled with dirty jokes and humor.