Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we're joined by actor, producer, and fellow comedian Andrew Santino. Bert & Andrew start us off discussing why Adam Ray ruined the comedy basketball league, and Santino's new movie "Me Time" with Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg. They discuss each others' favorite tequilas, and Bert talks about why he's switching from his old favorite, Tito's. Bert makes Santino take his blood pressure, then they wrap talking about their personal experiences working out with famous bodybuilders Thor Bjornsson and Martin Ford. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to discuss waking up in strange places, partying in the city, and Whitney's new comedy special titled "Jokes".
The comedian talks about how people perceive his wealth, his confusion about guesses on his net worth, and naming a comedy special.
The host discusses the concept of "F*ck You" money, and ponders on how much money someone would need to be happy forever, and what it means to have such an amount of money.
The speaker discusses their obsession with finding an adult softball league and reminisces about playing 16 inch softball in their 20s.
Adam Ray's physical and competitive basketball skills resulted in him getting kicked out of a basketball comedy league, as revealed in a podcast conversation.
The speaker jokes about his wife's frugality and discusses how it can affect vacations, emphasizing the trade-off between saving money and enjoying life.
The speaker recalls hanging out with a high school friend who is now a married stay-at-home dad, and feeling pressure to be funny.
A comedian recounts a surprise stand-up set by a famous comedian and shares details about the comedian's intense work ethic.
The speaker shares his lack of desire to become famous and a wealthy figure like Jay-Z, despite having ideas.
The discussion revolves around a group of guys who have learned to master the art of weight loss and still drink every night, with one person claiming he lost 22 pounds in one month while drinking Tito's every night.
In this podcast, the hosts discuss celebrity investing and an interesting Hollywood drink called Singani 63 that was popularized by Steven Soderbergh. They also touch on their preferences for types of gin and mention a bourbon called Long Branch.
The conversation discusses tequila preferences among the speakers and the possibility of a comedian being involved in the promotion of a tequila brand.
Vodka enthusiasts discuss the appeal of the drink, including its versatility and ability to be hidden in public places.
The speakers discuss buying items for leisure and pleasure, such as gear, electric bikes, and party supplies for beach houses.
The speaker discusses the dangers of Magic Kool-Aid, a drink that is often offered at bars during shows and which can be harmful to one's health.
No clear topic or theme emerged from this transcript. The speaker appears to be discussing a variety of unrelated topics including his wife, a thermal product, and travel.
The speaker discusses the freedom and lack of responsibility that comes with traveling to places like Italy, and also touches on the experience of being newly married.
The speaker expresses contentment with his current lifestyle and finds joy in the simple things, without the need for extravagant vacations.
The speaker rambles about sunspots on their face and the annoyance of crawfish, while making a reference about taking their medication too early.
The speaker shares a story about chipping their tooth on a crawfish shell and feeling embarrassed about it.
A man visits the dentist and experiences a strange sensation in his tooth. The dentist finds a lot of plaque and removes it.
The speaker monitors his blood pressure every day due to his condition and talks about checking vitals with a healthcare provider.
A story about a celebrity who noticed another celebrity signing autographs like Jack Nicholson and asked why they signed that way.
A personal reflection on a family member's journey through addiction and the speaker's current reliance on medication.
This conversation involves a discussion about the belief that cancer is mainly genetic, while acknowledging that lifestyle factors also play a role in its development.
The podcast host suggests a charity comedy tour sponsored by Combos, where two different types of comic are combined to demonstrate the concept of the product's name.
The podcast explores the complexities of cancel culture and how people tend to throw stones without looking at themselves.
The speaker expresses their frustration with people's tendency to be self-righteous about social issues, particularly when it comes to the "delete Uber" campaign, and how it plays into the controversy over sharing photos of private jets on social media.
A conversation about the luxurious lifestyle of traveling on private jets and the money involved in such experiences.
The speaker and Judge Ron are about to have a 40 yard foot race, with the speaker betting a thousand dollars that he will win.
A man on a public bus was reminded by a fellow passenger to make a doctor's appointment after expressing concerns about a possible stroke or heart attack.
A conversation that jumps from topic to topic without clear context or coherence.
The speaker compares the impressive control and precision that professional athletes have when performing their sports to the lack of finesse he observed in a group of fighters at a gym.
The episode discusses the issue of misidentification of gender in AI systems, as well as the potential harms and impacts on individuals who are misidentified.
A person recounts an embarrassing moment on social media where they accidentally exposed themselves while doing a live broadcast.
The speaker describes receiving a text message and getting hit up by some friends expressing heartbreak. The conversation shifts to the best podcasts in the world.
Comedian reflects on his racially insensitive past, including the titles of his first comedy CD and how he's attempting to move forward.
A comedian talks about feeling nervous during a show and how some of his jokes might not age well in the future.
In this podcast, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their friendship and clarify that they are just two friends hanging out in the ocean and not a homophobic couple.