Episode
Ep. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
1:40:15
Published: Mon Aug 15 2022
Description
Welcome back to 2 Bears 1 Cave! This episode we're joined by actor, producer, and fellow comedian Andrew Santino. Bert & Andrew start us off discussing why Adam Ray ruined the comedy basketball league, and Santino's new movie "Me Time" with Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg. They discuss each others' favorite tequilas, and Bert talks about why he's switching from his old favorite, Tito's. Bert makes Santino take his blood pressure, then they wrap talking about their personal experiences working out with famous bodybuilders Thor Bjornsson and Martin Ford. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to discuss waking up in strange places, partying in the city, and Whitney's new comedy special titled "Jokes".
00:00 - 00:31 (00:31)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are joined by comedian Whitney Cummings to discuss waking up in strange places, partying in the city, and Whitney's new comedy special titled "Jokes".
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian talks about how people perceive his wealth, his confusion about guesses on his net worth, and naming a comedy special.
00:32 - 02:22 (01:49)
Summary
The comedian talks about how people perceive his wealth, his confusion about guesses on his net worth, and naming a comedy special.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the concept of "F*ck You" money, and ponders on how much money someone would need to be happy forever, and what it means to have such an amount of money.
02:22 - 04:33 (02:11)
Summary
The host discusses the concept of "F*ck You" money, and ponders on how much money someone would need to be happy forever, and what it means to have such an amount of money.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their obsession with finding an adult softball league and reminisces about playing 16 inch softball in their 20s.
04:33 - 06:15 (01:42)
Summary
The speaker discusses their obsession with finding an adult softball league and reminisces about playing 16 inch softball in their 20s.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Adam Ray's physical and competitive basketball skills resulted in him getting kicked out of a basketball comedy league, as revealed in a podcast conversation.
06:15 - 09:37 (03:21)
Summary
Adam Ray's physical and competitive basketball skills resulted in him getting kicked out of a basketball comedy league, as revealed in a podcast conversation.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker jokes about his wife's frugality and discusses how it can affect vacations, emphasizing the trade-off between saving money and enjoying life.
09:37 - 12:18 (02:41)
Summary
The speaker jokes about his wife's frugality and discusses how it can affect vacations, emphasizing the trade-off between saving money and enjoying life.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls hanging out with a high school friend who is now a married stay-at-home dad, and feeling pressure to be funny.
14:43 - 17:55 (03:11)
Summary
The speaker recalls hanging out with a high school friend who is now a married stay-at-home dad, and feeling pressure to be funny.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian recounts a surprise stand-up set by a famous comedian and shares details about the comedian's intense work ethic.
17:55 - 19:59 (02:04)
Summary
A comedian recounts a surprise stand-up set by a famous comedian and shares details about the comedian's intense work ethic.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his lack of desire to become famous and a wealthy figure like Jay-Z, despite having ideas.
19:59 - 22:37 (02:37)
Summary
The speaker shares his lack of desire to become famous and a wealthy figure like Jay-Z, despite having ideas.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The discussion revolves around a group of guys who have learned to master the art of weight loss and still drink every night, with one person claiming he lost 22 pounds in one month while drinking Tito's every night.
22:37 - 24:53 (02:16)
Summary
The discussion revolves around a group of guys who have learned to master the art of weight loss and still drink every night, with one person claiming he lost 22 pounds in one month while drinking Tito's every night.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the hosts discuss celebrity investing and an interesting Hollywood drink called Singani 63 that was popularized by Steven Soderbergh.
24:53 - 26:31 (01:38)
Summary
In this podcast, the hosts discuss celebrity investing and an interesting Hollywood drink called Singani 63 that was popularized by Steven Soderbergh. They also touch on their preferences for types of gin and mention a bourbon called Long Branch.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation discusses tequila preferences among the speakers and the possibility of a comedian being involved in the promotion of a tequila brand.
26:31 - 28:40 (02:08)
Summary
The conversation discusses tequila preferences among the speakers and the possibility of a comedian being involved in the promotion of a tequila brand.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Vodka enthusiasts discuss the appeal of the drink, including its versatility and ability to be hidden in public places.
28:40 - 31:45 (03:05)
Summary
Vodka enthusiasts discuss the appeal of the drink, including its versatility and ability to be hidden in public places.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss buying items for leisure and pleasure, such as gear, electric bikes, and party supplies for beach houses.
31:45 - 35:44 (03:58)
Summary
The speakers discuss buying items for leisure and pleasure, such as gear, electric bikes, and party supplies for beach houses.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the dangers of Magic Kool-Aid, a drink that is often offered at bars during shows and which can be harmful to one's health.
35:44 - 37:53 (02:09)
Summary
The speaker discusses the dangers of Magic Kool-Aid, a drink that is often offered at bars during shows and which can be harmful to one's health.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Summary
No clear topic or theme emerged from this transcript. The speaker appears to be discussing a variety of unrelated topics including his wife, a thermal product, and travel.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the freedom and lack of responsibility that comes with traveling to places like Italy, and also touches on the experience of being newly married.
41:50 - 45:03 (03:12)
Summary
The speaker discusses the freedom and lack of responsibility that comes with traveling to places like Italy, and also touches on the experience of being newly married.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses contentment with his current lifestyle and finds joy in the simple things, without the need for extravagant vacations.
48:43 - 50:45 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker expresses contentment with his current lifestyle and finds joy in the simple things, without the need for extravagant vacations.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker rambles about sunspots on their face and the annoyance of crawfish, while making a reference about taking their medication too early.
50:45 - 53:52 (03:06)
Summary
The speaker rambles about sunspots on their face and the annoyance of crawfish, while making a reference about taking their medication too early.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about chipping their tooth on a crawfish shell and feeling embarrassed about it.
53:52 - 57:01 (03:08)
Summary
The speaker shares a story about chipping their tooth on a crawfish shell and feeling embarrassed about it.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man visits the dentist and experiences a strange sensation in his tooth.
57:01 - 59:17 (02:16)
Summary
A man visits the dentist and experiences a strange sensation in his tooth. The dentist finds a lot of plaque and removes it.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker monitors his blood pressure every day due to his condition and talks about checking vitals with a healthcare provider.
59:17 - 1:00:55 (01:37)
Summary
The speaker monitors his blood pressure every day due to his condition and talks about checking vitals with a healthcare provider.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A story about a celebrity who noticed another celebrity signing autographs like Jack Nicholson and asked why they signed that way.
1:00:55 - 1:02:28 (01:32)
Summary
A story about a celebrity who noticed another celebrity signing autographs like Jack Nicholson and asked why they signed that way.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A personal reflection on a family member's journey through addiction and the speaker's current reliance on medication.
1:02:28 - 1:05:27 (02:59)
Summary
A personal reflection on a family member's journey through addiction and the speaker's current reliance on medication.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This conversation involves a discussion about the belief that cancer is mainly genetic, while acknowledging that lifestyle factors also play a role in its development.
1:05:27 - 1:07:25 (01:58)
Summary
This conversation involves a discussion about the belief that cancer is mainly genetic, while acknowledging that lifestyle factors also play a role in its development.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host suggests a charity comedy tour sponsored by Combos, where two different types of comic are combined to demonstrate the concept of the product's name.
1:07:25 - 1:10:15 (02:49)
Summary
The podcast host suggests a charity comedy tour sponsored by Combos, where two different types of comic are combined to demonstrate the concept of the product's name.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast explores the complexities of cancel culture and how people tend to throw stones without looking at themselves.
1:10:15 - 1:13:18 (03:02)
Summary
The podcast explores the complexities of cancel culture and how people tend to throw stones without looking at themselves.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their frustration with people's tendency to be self-righteous about social issues, particularly when it comes to the "delete Uber" campaign, and how it plays into the controversy over sharing photos of private jets on social media.
1:13:18 - 1:16:38 (03:20)
Summary
The speaker expresses their frustration with people's tendency to be self-righteous about social issues, particularly when it comes to the "delete Uber" campaign, and how it plays into the controversy over sharing photos of private jets on social media.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about the luxurious lifestyle of traveling on private jets and the money involved in such experiences.
1:16:38 - 1:18:21 (01:42)
Summary
A conversation about the luxurious lifestyle of traveling on private jets and the money involved in such experiences.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker and Judge Ron are about to have a 40 yard foot race, with the speaker betting a thousand dollars that he will win.
1:18:21 - 1:20:41 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker and Judge Ron are about to have a 40 yard foot race, with the speaker betting a thousand dollars that he will win.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man on a public bus was reminded by a fellow passenger to make a doctor's appointment after expressing concerns about a possible stroke or heart attack.
1:20:41 - 1:22:28 (01:47)
Summary
A man on a public bus was reminded by a fellow passenger to make a doctor's appointment after expressing concerns about a possible stroke or heart attack.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation that jumps from topic to topic without clear context or coherence.
1:22:28 - 1:25:56 (03:27)
Summary
A conversation that jumps from topic to topic without clear context or coherence.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker compares the impressive control and precision that professional athletes have when performing their sports to the lack of finesse he observed in a group of fighters at a gym.
1:25:56 - 1:29:09 (03:12)
Summary
The speaker compares the impressive control and precision that professional athletes have when performing their sports to the lack of finesse he observed in a group of fighters at a gym.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The episode discusses the issue of misidentification of gender in AI systems, as well as the potential harms and impacts on individuals who are misidentified.
1:29:09 - 1:30:52 (01:43)
Summary
The episode discusses the issue of misidentification of gender in AI systems, as well as the potential harms and impacts on individuals who are misidentified.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recounts an embarrassing moment on social media where they accidentally exposed themselves while doing a live broadcast.
1:30:53 - 1:32:51 (01:57)
Summary
A person recounts an embarrassing moment on social media where they accidentally exposed themselves while doing a live broadcast.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes receiving a text message and getting hit up by some friends expressing heartbreak.
1:32:53 - 1:34:43 (01:49)
Summary
The speaker describes receiving a text message and getting hit up by some friends expressing heartbreak. The conversation shifts to the best podcasts in the world.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian reflects on his racially insensitive past, including the titles of his first comedy CD and how he's attempting to move forward.
1:34:43 - 1:36:57 (02:14)
Summary
Comedian reflects on his racially insensitive past, including the titles of his first comedy CD and how he's attempting to move forward.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about feeling nervous during a show and how some of his jokes might not age well in the future.
1:36:57 - 1:39:20 (02:23)
Summary
A comedian talks about feeling nervous during a show and how some of his jokes might not age well in the future.
EpisodeEp. 146 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Andrew Santino & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their friendship and clarify that they are just two friends hanging out in the ocean and not a homophobic couple.
1:39:20 - 1:40:03 (00:43)
Summary
In this podcast, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their friendship and clarify that they are just two friends hanging out in the ocean and not a homophobic couple.