Episode

Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
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1:48:25
Published: Mon Sep 20 2021
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Chapters
Comedian Joe Rogan highlights the problem of racism in comedy and mentions how some comedians rely on racist jokes just for the sake of creative agreement or to write a script for their friends, which is problematic.
00:00 - 05:07 (05:07)
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Comedy, Racism
Summary

Comedian Joe Rogan highlights the problem of racism in comedy and mentions how some comedians rely on racist jokes just for the sake of creative agreement or to write a script for their friends, which is problematic.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Shane Gillis recalls the time he was accused of having a joke stolen by John Mulaney, and how the situation led him to associate the comedian with Steely Dan and cocaine.
05:07 - 10:36 (05:28)
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Comedy
Summary

Shane Gillis recalls the time he was accused of having a joke stolen by John Mulaney, and how the situation led him to associate the comedian with Steely Dan and cocaine. He also talks about his definition of a "cool guy" who wakes up with a large sum of money and the stereotype that comes with wearing a suit in the comedy world.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast covered a range of topics, including a weed co-op for getting closer to God, staring at a hot wife, cultural misunderstandings, and ethnic changes as one travels further from home.
10:36 - 18:55 (08:18)
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Religion
Summary

The podcast covered a range of topics, including a weed co-op for getting closer to God, staring at a hot wife, cultural misunderstandings, and ethnic changes as one travels further from home.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls meeting a surfer who showed him a product and ended up having drinks together.
18:55 - 31:10 (12:15)
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Surfing
Summary

The speaker recalls meeting a surfer who showed him a product and ended up having drinks together. Later, the speaker apologized to the surfer about paying him enough and offered compensation, to which the surfer responded like a "real man."

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about the difficulties and limitations of traveling with a film crew, particularly when it comes to authentic experiences and interactions with locals.
31:10 - 52:20 (21:10)
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Traveling
Summary

Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about the difficulties and limitations of traveling with a film crew, particularly when it comes to authentic experiences and interactions with locals.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Dan St. Germain's storytelling ability is so impactful that Joe Rogan recalls one of his stories about falling off the wagon whenever he has a drink.
52:20 - 1:00:25 (08:05)
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Dan St. Germain
Summary

Comedian Dan St. Germain's storytelling ability is so impactful that Joe Rogan recalls one of his stories about falling off the wagon whenever he has a drink.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends reminisce about past athletic endeavors and how they led to the creation of the sober October challenge.
1:00:25 - 1:12:04 (11:38)
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Fitness
Summary

Two friends reminisce about past athletic endeavors and how they led to the creation of the sober October challenge.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura discusses his experience with having an incredibly itchy asshole and the challenge of trying to not scratch it during therapy sessions, as well as the struggle of fitting into a football girdle.
1:12:04 - 1:17:45 (05:40)
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Comedy
Summary

Comedian Tom Segura discusses his experience with having an incredibly itchy asshole and the challenge of trying to not scratch it during therapy sessions, as well as the struggle of fitting into a football girdle.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on a time when he gave up on his dream of playing baseball after a bet went wrong.
1:17:45 - 1:38:12 (20:27)
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Baseball
Summary

The speaker reflects on a time when he gave up on his dream of playing baseball after a bet went wrong. He talks about the impact this decision had on his life.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The use of masks has made women appear more attractive to some, while others have experienced the opposite effect.
1:38:13 - 1:45:41 (07:28)
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Appearance
Summary

The use of masks has made women appear more attractive to some, while others have experienced the opposite effect. David Taylor shares his experiences of using masks to his advantage when trying to attract a partner.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript appears to be a jumbled, unintelligible conversation between various individuals discussing touring, a possible pre-sale, and a past incident of misconduct involving a friend and Italian-speaking girls.
1:45:41 - 1:47:27 (01:45)
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Afghanistan, Touring
Summary

This transcript appears to be a jumbled, unintelligible conversation between various individuals discussing touring, a possible pre-sale, and a past incident of misconduct involving a friend and Italian-speaking girls.

Episode
Ep. 99 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ari Shaffir & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer