Episode
Ep. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
1:56:31
Published: Mon May 16 2022
Description
Chris Distefano AKA Chrissy Specials joins Bert Kreischer this week fresh off of his new Netflix special "Speshy Weshy!" They discuss drinking, check in with Christina P to ask about her Netflix special Mom Genes, and side effects. Bert and Chris discuss their friendship with Tom, the early days of Joe Rogan, and old school comedy legends like Dave Attell, Colin Quinn and Jerry Seinfeld. They talk about how they got to where they are in comedy, being dads, and finding a work/life balance.
Chapters
Comedian talks about the making of his special "Weshie" and his frustration with streaming services such as Netflix and HBO.
00:00 - 01:37 (01:37)
Summary
Comedian talks about the making of his special "Weshie" and his frustration with streaming services such as Netflix and HBO.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Andrew Schulz talks about taking pride in introducing some of his friends to the entertainment industry and how his fans enjoy watching them succeed.
01:37 - 03:57 (02:19)
Summary
Andrew Schulz talks about taking pride in introducing some of his friends to the entertainment industry and how his fans enjoy watching them succeed.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The younger generation of comedians are more fearless than the older generations, according to a discussion on a podcast episode.
03:57 - 06:14 (02:17)
Summary
The younger generation of comedians are more fearless than the older generations, according to a discussion on a podcast episode. The speaker cites their own experience and learning from the younger comedians as examples.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host discusses his attempt to limit his alcohol consumption to once every 21 days and shares his struggle with delayed gratification.
06:15 - 07:39 (01:23)
Summary
The podcast host discusses his attempt to limit his alcohol consumption to once every 21 days and shares his struggle with delayed gratification.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains a collection of random thoughts and quotes from different subjects like fighting, physique, history, and acceptance.
07:39 - 10:16 (02:37)
Summary
The transcript contains a collection of random thoughts and quotes from different subjects like fighting, physique, history, and acceptance.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer's mental strength and wise words help people get through tough situations, and he shares this on the podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" with a co-host.
10:16 - 13:02 (02:45)
Summary
Bert Kreischer's mental strength and wise words help people get through tough situations, and he shares this on the podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" with a co-host.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience of performing in a theater next to a hostage situation and a shooting.
13:02 - 15:09 (02:07)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience of performing in a theater next to a hostage situation and a shooting.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the side effects of anti-acid medication and how it is affecting his daily routine.
15:09 - 17:36 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker discusses the side effects of anti-acid medication and how it is affecting his daily routine.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes experiencing unusual side effects from medication, including the inability to sneeze for two and a half years, leading to concerns about potential health issues.
17:36 - 19:50 (02:13)
Summary
The speaker describes experiencing unusual side effects from medication, including the inability to sneeze for two and a half years, leading to concerns about potential health issues.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on how relationships require effort and investment, resulting in moments that are cherished.
19:50 - 23:25 (03:34)
Summary
The speaker reflects on how relationships require effort and investment, resulting in moments that are cherished. They also express admiration for the subtle humor of comedian Tom, in contrast to overt explosions of humor.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host talks about the importance of friendships in comedy, specifically referencing a friendship between two comedians and how it has been beneficial for both of their careers.
23:25 - 26:11 (02:46)
Summary
The host talks about the importance of friendships in comedy, specifically referencing a friendship between two comedians and how it has been beneficial for both of their careers.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian reminisces his first interactions with Tom Segura during an episode of a podcast.
26:11 - 28:28 (02:16)
Summary
A comedian reminisces his first interactions with Tom Segura during an episode of a podcast. He shared that he had once performed together with Segura and had a good experience during breaks.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast segment discusses the stark physical transformation of comedian Nate Bargatze over the past 10 years, describing him as having gone from an unattractive, overweight appearance to a handsome, skinny look.
28:28 - 31:05 (02:37)
Summary
This podcast segment discusses the stark physical transformation of comedian Nate Bargatze over the past 10 years, describing him as having gone from an unattractive, overweight appearance to a handsome, skinny look.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian shares his experience of podcasting and how it's helped him consume more comedy.
31:05 - 37:00 (05:54)
Summary
The comedian shares his experience of podcasting and how it's helped him consume more comedy. He also makes some comments about other comedians and their appearances.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains a rambling conversation with no clear focus on any topic in particular, where the speaker struggles to articulate their thoughts clearly.
37:00 - 41:31 (04:30)
Summary
The transcript contains a rambling conversation with no clear focus on any topic in particular, where the speaker struggles to articulate their thoughts clearly.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
After a decade of LA dominance, the New York comedy scene is making a comeback, with comedians like Andrew Schulz, Tim Dillon and the speaker gaining more attention and selling tickets, all without traditional support like TV or corporate affiliation.
41:32 - 45:38 (04:05)
Summary
After a decade of LA dominance, the New York comedy scene is making a comeback, with comedians like Andrew Schulz, Tim Dillon and the speaker gaining more attention and selling tickets, all without traditional support like TV or corporate affiliation.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Normand and Sam Morrill are among the godfathers of comedy in LA.
45:38 - 50:00 (04:22)
Summary
Comedian Normand and Sam Morrill are among the godfathers of comedy in LA. A comedian recounts how Normand gave him studio executive notes on how to improve his set and boost his career growth.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians talk about Colin Quinn's wedding and a conversation with Jerry Seinfeld.
50:00 - 55:22 (05:21)
Summary
Comedians talk about Colin Quinn's wedding and a conversation with Jerry Seinfeld.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about the comedy scene in New York and how comedians find their path to success through stage time.
55:22 - 59:22 (04:00)
Summary
A conversation about the comedy scene in New York and how comedians find their path to success through stage time.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bill Burr talks about how his six-figure deal launched his career and shares anecdotes about his early days as a comedian.
59:23 - 1:02:44 (03:21)
Summary
Bill Burr talks about how his six-figure deal launched his career and shares anecdotes about his early days as a comedian.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker, a struggling artist, talks about his current state in life and his feelings about his career.
1:02:44 - 1:06:28 (03:43)
Summary
The speaker, a struggling artist, talks about his current state in life and his feelings about his career. He mentions his family's financial stability due to his work and his progress in selling tickets, but also emphasizes his feelings of being overwhelmed and unsure of the future.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man reflects on the price he paid for success in his career and how he missed out on his daughter's life as a result.
1:06:28 - 1:12:52 (06:24)
Summary
A man reflects on the price he paid for success in his career and how he missed out on his daughter's life as a result.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about the importance of being present for children's milestones, sharing stories about missed opportunities and appreciating the little moments.
1:12:53 - 1:17:48 (04:55)
Summary
A conversation about the importance of being present for children's milestones, sharing stories about missed opportunities and appreciating the little moments.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on his recent realization of the importance of not missing out on his children's lives and striving to provide for them despite financial sacrifices.
1:17:49 - 1:20:54 (03:05)
Summary
The speaker reflects on his recent realization of the importance of not missing out on his children's lives and striving to provide for them despite financial sacrifices.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A father reflects on his daughter’s resilience during the pandemic and how it helped her overcome personal challenges.
1:20:54 - 1:24:50 (03:55)
Summary
A father reflects on his daughter’s resilience during the pandemic and how it helped her overcome personal challenges.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Andrew Schulz shares a conversation he had with a friend about drinking and offers to show him how to do it right.
1:24:50 - 1:26:56 (02:06)
Summary
Comedian Andrew Schulz shares a conversation he had with a friend about drinking and offers to show him how to do it right.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A father reflects on the importance of being a role model for his kids and making the right decisions, even if it means missing a special moment like his daughter's prom.
1:26:57 - 1:30:09 (03:12)
Summary
A father reflects on the importance of being a role model for his kids and making the right decisions, even if it means missing a special moment like his daughter's prom.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the impact of parents on their children and how they perceive their dreams.
1:30:10 - 1:33:44 (03:34)
Summary
The speaker discusses the impact of parents on their children and how they perceive their dreams. Though the children might not want to be like their fathers, they still have respect for them.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is inspired to make his podcast successful in order to provide the lifestyle he desires for his family, based on a personal story about a successful club headliner.
1:33:44 - 1:37:36 (03:51)
Summary
The speaker is inspired to make his podcast successful in order to provide the lifestyle he desires for his family, based on a personal story about a successful club headliner.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on how she observed someone who was able to be happy despite being away from their family, and how that inspired her to change her own perspective on life.
1:37:36 - 1:41:22 (03:46)
Summary
The speaker reflects on how she observed someone who was able to be happy despite being away from their family, and how that inspired her to change her own perspective on life.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes meeting Burke Chrysler and being impressed by his physical appearance and accomplishments, but ultimately deciding not to work with him.
1:41:22 - 1:45:17 (03:54)
Summary
The speaker describes meeting Burke Chrysler and being impressed by his physical appearance and accomplishments, but ultimately deciding not to work with him.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Pete Correale talks about his experience with contract issues when performing at comedy clubs
1:45:17 - 1:48:23 (03:06)
Summary
Comedian Pete Correale talks about his experience with contract issues when performing at comedy clubs
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on how she wants her daughters to learn from her example about being okay with failure, and not falling apart when things go wrong.
1:48:23 - 1:52:26 (04:02)
Summary
The speaker reflects on how she wants her daughters to learn from her example about being okay with failure, and not falling apart when things go wrong.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The guest bear is complimented on his talent and advised to use it in life outside of entertainment.
1:52:26 - 1:54:25 (01:59)
Summary
The guest bear is complimented on his talent and advised to use it in life outside of entertainment.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses disappointment with a recent episode of a podcast they enjoy and suggests that the episode may not have lived up to their expectations.
1:54:25 - 1:55:29 (01:03)
Summary
The speaker expresses disappointment with a recent episode of a podcast they enjoy and suggests that the episode may not have lived up to their expectations.
EpisodeEp. 133 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Bert Kreischer & Chris Distefano
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Join comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in their podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" where they share their interesting stories, mixed with dirty jokes and controversial topics without holding back.
1:55:29 - 1:56:19 (00:50)
Summary
Join comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in their podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" where they share their interesting stories, mixed with dirty jokes and controversial topics without holding back.