Episode
Ep. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
1:10:33
Published: Mon Nov 11 2019
Description
This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is still on his Euro-tour and couldn't attend this recording. However, Bert Kreischer brought Mama-Bear LeeAnn. If you thought Bert was safe from being checked for an hour straight just because Tom wasn't there, GUESS AGAIN. We first get into Bert's recent weight loss. He actually legit looks good, but everyone (including himself) knows it won't last too long. We get into the inner working of Bert and LeeAnn's marriage. What would Widow-Bert and Widow-LeeAnn's lives look like? Does Bert have a "condition" he's not telling us about? We then get into what exactly IS and IS NOT cheating on your spouse, we give Tom a call, we get into Louis CK's tour email, and more!
Chapters
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura have a conversation with Bert's wife, LeeAnn, discussing their nicknames and neighbor's hearsay.
00:00 - 01:12 (01:12)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura have a conversation with Bert's wife, LeeAnn, discussing their nicknames and neighbor's hearsay.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a moment of realization about a text that almost made them lose their sense of humor.
01:12 - 03:51 (02:39)
Summary
The speaker shares a moment of realization about a text that almost made them lose their sense of humor.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Leanne opens up about her struggles with OCD and how it has led to issues with weight loss, including the potential development of an eating disorder.
03:51 - 07:08 (03:17)
Summary
Leanne opens up about her struggles with OCD and how it has led to issues with weight loss, including the potential development of an eating disorder.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the importance of stepping out of your comfort zone, using the example of learning to surf.
07:08 - 10:09 (03:00)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the importance of stepping out of your comfort zone, using the example of learning to surf.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The guest praises Joe Rogan for the concept of Sober October and recognizes the positive impact it has on people.
10:09 - 12:47 (02:38)
Summary
The guest praises Joe Rogan for the concept of Sober October and recognizes the positive impact it has on people. Additionally, they discuss the ego involved in refusing to use bigger surfboards when younger.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan advises the listeners to reset their drinking levels when they have a friend who drinks too much, and reveals his decision to stop drinking on planes.
12:47 - 16:04 (03:17)
Summary
Joe Rogan advises the listeners to reset their drinking levels when they have a friend who drinks too much, and reveals his decision to stop drinking on planes.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains inappropriate and offensive conversation about food and sexual content.
16:04 - 18:35 (02:31)
Summary
The transcript contains inappropriate and offensive conversation about food and sexual content.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer talks about using a mass-texting app to communicate with his fans and promote upcoming projects, as well as sending personal messages on birthdays.
18:35 - 21:47 (03:11)
Summary
Bert Kreischer talks about using a mass-texting app to communicate with his fans and promote upcoming projects, as well as sending personal messages on birthdays.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts interrupt a conversation about herpes to clarify that having herpes does not make someone a racist or a fat comic.
21:47 - 23:50 (02:02)
Summary
The hosts interrupt a conversation about herpes to clarify that having herpes does not make someone a racist or a fat comic.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous anecdote about a woman's friend mistaking a herpes outbreak for a yeast infection and how their conversation about it went.
23:51 - 25:49 (01:58)
Summary
A humorous anecdote about a woman's friend mistaking a herpes outbreak for a yeast infection and how their conversation about it went.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares his thoughts on getting his beard shaved by Tom during a weight loss challenge, hoping his wife doesn't outlive him, and watching someone fall asleep for the first time.
25:49 - 27:16 (01:26)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares his thoughts on getting his beard shaved by Tom during a weight loss challenge, hoping his wife doesn't outlive him, and watching someone fall asleep for the first time.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the host talks about the correlation between having a beard and being part of death pools, joking that if someone with a beard were to die, they would still be young enough to collect the money.
27:16 - 29:20 (02:03)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the host talks about the correlation between having a beard and being part of death pools, joking that if someone with a beard were to die, they would still be young enough to collect the money.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
One person reassures the other that they will not die soon, and makes a joke about creating merchandise in their honor.
29:21 - 31:45 (02:24)
Summary
One person reassures the other that they will not die soon, and makes a joke about creating merchandise in their honor.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Widow Bert shares what her daily routine looks like and discusses the challenges of not having someone to cook for her.
31:45 - 33:46 (02:00)
Summary
Widow Bert shares what her daily routine looks like and discusses the challenges of not having someone to cook for her.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of friends enjoy spearfishing and grilling fresh fish while watching the sunset before preparing for the night ahead.
33:46 - 36:55 (03:09)
Summary
A group of friends enjoy spearfishing and grilling fresh fish while watching the sunset before preparing for the night ahead.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the differences between the ways people perform certain tasks, specifically comparing a man giving a blowjob to an Italian mom making meatballs and the possibility of finding a woman who could give the ultimate handjob.
36:55 - 39:29 (02:33)
Summary
A discussion about the differences between the ways people perform certain tasks, specifically comparing a man giving a blowjob to an Italian mom making meatballs and the possibility of finding a woman who could give the ultimate handjob.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story about a comedian whose hair collapsed due to sweat during stand-up bombing, leaving just a thin strand of hair.
39:29 - 42:08 (02:39)
Summary
The speaker recounts a story about a comedian whose hair collapsed due to sweat during stand-up bombing, leaving just a thin strand of hair. The urgency to perform is also discussed.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts joke about quitting everything and explore the hypothetical scenario of filming a TV show and having to make out with someone on-screen.
42:09 - 44:29 (02:20)
Summary
The hosts joke about quitting everything and explore the hypothetical scenario of filming a TV show and having to make out with someone on-screen.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss who they think would get a job or be cancel cultured first, and also bring up the topic of Louis CK's sexual misconduct allegations.
44:30 - 47:15 (02:45)
Summary
The hosts discuss who they think would get a job or be cancel cultured first, and also bring up the topic of Louis CK's sexual misconduct allegations.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the complex nature of texting and how it can lead to miscommunication and misunderstandings in relationships.
47:16 - 50:34 (03:18)
Summary
The podcast discusses the complex nature of texting and how it can lead to miscommunication and misunderstandings in relationships.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript segment lacks a clear topic or theme to be summarized.
50:34 - 54:44 (04:10)
Summary
The transcript segment lacks a clear topic or theme to be summarized.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert and Leanne walk through their daily routines as widows, highlighting the differences in how they spend their time.
54:44 - 56:40 (01:55)
Summary
Bert and Leanne walk through their daily routines as widows, highlighting the differences in how they spend their time.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Louis CK sent an email to his fans with an option to unsubscribe from his email list after being cancelled by a lot of people.
56:40 - 59:49 (03:08)
Summary
Louis CK sent an email to his fans with an option to unsubscribe from his email list after being cancelled by a lot of people.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The sexual assault case against Kevin Spacey in LA has been dropped after the alleged victim died.
59:50 - 1:02:07 (02:17)
Summary
The sexual assault case against Kevin Spacey in LA has been dropped after the alleged victim died.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The obsession with getting more clicks and engagement has resulted in the spread of fake news, as headlines are often misleading or inaccurate.
1:02:07 - 1:04:08 (02:01)
Summary
The obsession with getting more clicks and engagement has resulted in the spread of fake news, as headlines are often misleading or inaccurate. This focus on clicks over truth is a major problem in today's society.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about pretending not to know another famous comedian to avoid being compared to them.
1:04:08 - 1:05:39 (01:30)
Summary
A comedian talks about pretending not to know another famous comedian to avoid being compared to them.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss inappropriate high school nicknames.
1:05:40 - 1:07:52 (02:12)
Summary
The hosts discuss inappropriate high school nicknames.
EpisodeEp. 12 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Bert & LeeAnn Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian jokes about fans attempting to get him to reveal upcoming show locations during his podcast, stating that true fans will seek out the dates on their own.
1:07:53 - 1:10:27 (02:34)
Summary
A comedian jokes about fans attempting to get him to reveal upcoming show locations during his podcast, stating that true fans will seek out the dates on their own.