Episode
Ep. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
1:51:23
Published: Mon Dec 14 2020
Description
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Chapters
The speaker expresses gratitude for their co-hosts' support during a tough time, while also promoting their podcast "Two Bears, One Cave."
00:00 - 01:47 (01:47)
Summary
The speaker expresses gratitude for their co-hosts' support during a tough time, while also promoting their podcast "Two Bears, One Cave."
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts announce a live show on New Year's Eve which will feature a basketball game with Tristan Jazz.
01:47 - 04:43 (02:56)
Summary
The hosts announce a live show on New Year's Eve which will feature a basketball game with Tristan Jazz. They mention their previous successful tennis competition and tease some other surprises for the upcoming show.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Buck O'Neill, an old baseball player, had the chance to hear Babe Ruth hit a home run three times in his life.
04:43 - 07:16 (02:33)
Summary
Buck O'Neill, an old baseball player, had the chance to hear Babe Ruth hit a home run three times in his life. A couple wants to see the video of this legendary moment, but it was never captured on camera.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains incoherent rambling about a person moving to New Jersey and putting their friend in rehab due to an "itchy asshole" and their own joy of drinking coffee.
07:16 - 09:39 (02:22)
Summary
The transcript contains incoherent rambling about a person moving to New Jersey and putting their friend in rehab due to an "itchy asshole" and their own joy of drinking coffee.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about college memories leads to a story about a friend's brother appearing in Playgirl magazine and his love for cold beers and an old school conversion van.
09:39 - 12:09 (02:30)
Summary
A conversation about college memories leads to a story about a friend's brother appearing in Playgirl magazine and his love for cold beers and an old school conversion van.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses his curiosity about why people don't think athletes should play sports nude, and talks about getting excited about everything.
12:09 - 13:52 (01:43)
Summary
The speaker expresses his curiosity about why people don't think athletes should play sports nude, and talks about getting excited about everything. He also mentions a funny experience seeing a duck walking around.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares her experience of being nervous to lift weights during Pilates and how she overcame her fear by weighing herself regularly.
13:52 - 16:02 (02:09)
Summary
The speaker shares her experience of being nervous to lift weights during Pilates and how she overcame her fear by weighing herself regularly.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares how she gave up drinking and trying to stick to a diet, and coping mechanisms during tragic times.
16:02 - 18:09 (02:06)
Summary
The speaker shares how she gave up drinking and trying to stick to a diet, and coping mechanisms during tragic times.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains nonsensical phrases and disjointed sentences that do not form a coherent narrative.
18:09 - 21:55 (03:46)
Summary
The transcript contains nonsensical phrases and disjointed sentences that do not form a coherent narrative.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker narrates about how he was crying from laughter after an interaction with Tom, who was being questioned about his funniest moment.
21:55 - 25:01 (03:05)
Summary
The speaker narrates about how he was crying from laughter after an interaction with Tom, who was being questioned about his funniest moment.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript appears to be an incoherent rant with no discernible topic or point.
25:01 - 28:17 (03:15)
Summary
This transcript appears to be an incoherent rant with no discernible topic or point.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their drinking habits and how they may be affecting their testosterone levels, with comedian Ryan Sickler making a humorous remark about the speaker's appearance.
28:17 - 31:34 (03:17)
Summary
The speaker reflects on their drinking habits and how they may be affecting their testosterone levels, with comedian Ryan Sickler making a humorous remark about the speaker's appearance.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker in the podcast made extremely disrespectful and derogatory comments about someone's body shape and size, stating that they looked better now than they did when they were fat.
31:34 - 34:34 (03:00)
Summary
The speaker in the podcast made extremely disrespectful and derogatory comments about someone's body shape and size, stating that they looked better now than they did when they were fat.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The individuals in the conversation are discussing how it's possible to compare penises with others and how it's a testament to the relationship if you can discuss it freely without it affecting the dynamics of your relationship.
34:34 - 37:41 (03:06)
Summary
The individuals in the conversation are discussing how it's possible to compare penises with others and how it's a testament to the relationship if you can discuss it freely without it affecting the dynamics of your relationship.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story of a conversation he had with someone who had just experienced a tragedy and emphasizes the importance of not making their life any harder during such a difficult time.
37:41 - 40:36 (02:54)
Summary
The speaker shares a story of a conversation he had with someone who had just experienced a tragedy and emphasizes the importance of not making their life any harder during such a difficult time.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker rambles about their body image issues and compares it to stacking things on their body like in Mad Max, then switches to discussing a situation where someone tried to add more things to a home that was not designed for it.
40:36 - 44:18 (03:42)
Summary
The speaker rambles about their body image issues and compares it to stacking things on their body like in Mad Max, then switches to discussing a situation where someone tried to add more things to a home that was not designed for it.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speakers discuss their love for late-night barbecue and how it can be balanced with a healthy lifestyle, taking inspiration from Joe Rogan's moderation.
44:18 - 46:12 (01:53)
Summary
In this podcast, the speakers discuss their love for late-night barbecue and how it can be balanced with a healthy lifestyle, taking inspiration from Joe Rogan's moderation.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the challenges of using food as a coping mechanism for emotional stress and the negative impact it can have on one's health.
46:12 - 48:32 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker discusses the challenges of using food as a coping mechanism for emotional stress and the negative impact it can have on one's health.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Patton Oswald mentions the importance of not easing off on getting prescriptions despite the fear of side effects, as it can lead to becoming vulnerable to other effects from a lack of treatment.
48:32 - 52:19 (03:47)
Summary
Patton Oswald mentions the importance of not easing off on getting prescriptions despite the fear of side effects, as it can lead to becoming vulnerable to other effects from a lack of treatment.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan describes the sushi in Los Angeles as the best, indulging in a spicy tuna hand roll.
52:19 - 55:47 (03:28)
Summary
Joe Rogan describes the sushi in Los Angeles as the best, indulging in a spicy tuna hand roll.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript highlights a conversation focused on the advantages of getting a vaccination shot, lifestyle while on the road, and dealing with health issues, like explosive intermittent diarrhea.
55:47 - 58:12 (02:24)
Summary
The transcript highlights a conversation focused on the advantages of getting a vaccination shot, lifestyle while on the road, and dealing with health issues, like explosive intermittent diarrhea.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends joke about hygiene and health habits following exercise, and discuss the use of chlorine pools as a cleaning method.
58:12 - 1:00:58 (02:46)
Summary
Two friends joke about hygiene and health habits following exercise, and discuss the use of chlorine pools as a cleaning method.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kratom is a tropical tree native to Southeast Asia with properties that range from energizing to causing drowsiness and euphoria.
1:00:58 - 1:03:43 (02:45)
Summary
Kratom is a tropical tree native to Southeast Asia with properties that range from energizing to causing drowsiness and euphoria. Many individuals have reported using Kratom to get off pills and experience positive health benefits.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman reflects on a conversation she had with a man about the definition of a "full" blow job and realizes it's akin to foreplay.
1:03:43 - 1:05:34 (01:50)
Summary
A woman reflects on a conversation she had with a man about the definition of a "full" blow job and realizes it's akin to foreplay.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker compares their body at 20 to someone else's and notes the differences.
1:05:34 - 1:08:17 (02:42)
Summary
The speaker compares their body at 20 to someone else's and notes the differences.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker invites someone to co-host Two Bears One Cave with him and discusses his perspective on going to the doctor.
1:08:17 - 1:10:05 (01:47)
Summary
The speaker invites someone to co-host Two Bears One Cave with him and discusses his perspective on going to the doctor.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions peptides and someone named Bert refusing to respond to their text messages regarding them.
1:10:05 - 1:12:22 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker mentions peptides and someone named Bert refusing to respond to their text messages regarding them.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman expresses her concern about a nasal laser procedure, fearing that it would make her nose look like she had a nose job.
1:12:22 - 1:14:14 (01:52)
Summary
A woman expresses her concern about a nasal laser procedure, fearing that it would make her nose look like she had a nose job.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation revolves around gender stereotypes in comedy and how female comedians are often expected to hide their emotions and come across as tough.
1:14:14 - 1:18:18 (04:03)
Summary
The conversation revolves around gender stereotypes in comedy and how female comedians are often expected to hide their emotions and come across as tough.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Stream of consciousness with disjointed and nonsensical phrases.
1:18:18 - 1:21:06 (02:47)
Summary
Stream of consciousness with disjointed and nonsensical phrases.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends talk about their boy crushes from the 90s and one makes an awkward joke about having a crush on a 13-year-old.
1:21:06 - 1:22:25 (01:18)
Summary
Two friends talk about their boy crushes from the 90s and one makes an awkward joke about having a crush on a 13-year-old.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker has nostalgia for times that were seemingly simpler, where there was a clear plan for the day such as going to a club.
1:22:25 - 1:24:54 (02:29)
Summary
The speaker has nostalgia for times that were seemingly simpler, where there was a clear plan for the day such as going to a club. The speaker reminisces on a time when they were a member of a Jewish country club.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the pros and cons of gym memberships, including the privacy concerns that may arise when joining a small community gym.
1:24:55 - 1:28:10 (03:15)
Summary
The speaker discusses the pros and cons of gym memberships, including the privacy concerns that may arise when joining a small community gym.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their love for reality shows and how they tried to get on Real World or Road Rules after graduating from college.
1:28:10 - 1:30:37 (02:27)
Summary
The speaker discusses their love for reality shows and how they tried to get on Real World or Road Rules after graduating from college. They also talk about whether or not it was difficult for them to watch reality shows after being on one.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the challenge between the Real World and Road Rules participants and a story of knocking out teeth and tattoos.
1:30:37 - 1:33:14 (02:37)
Summary
The speaker talks about the challenge between the Real World and Road Rules participants and a story of knocking out teeth and tattoos.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A tribute to Eric Nees, a man who should have been a movie star due to his good looks.
1:33:14 - 1:35:29 (02:14)
Summary
A tribute to Eric Nees, a man who should have been a movie star due to his good looks.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Miz's vision on becoming a professional wrestler was very clear even though others thought it was a dumb idea.
1:35:29 - 1:38:23 (02:53)
Summary
The Miz's vision on becoming a professional wrestler was very clear even though others thought it was a dumb idea.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers conversed about the notion of being a "shit talker" and how it does not necessarily mean being derogatory towards others.
1:38:23 - 1:41:33 (03:10)
Summary
The speakers conversed about the notion of being a "shit talker" and how it does not necessarily mean being derogatory towards others.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their surprise at how podcasting has turned into a lottery ticket, with every day bringing potential success.
1:41:33 - 1:44:12 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker expresses their surprise at how podcasting has turned into a lottery ticket, with every day bringing potential success. However, they note that their experience in television has taught them that appearances can be deceiving.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person reflects on taking pictures to create a chronology of memories, while discussing their partner's motivation to put on a good show.
1:44:12 - 1:48:58 (04:46)
Summary
A person reflects on taking pictures to create a chronology of memories, while discussing their partner's motivation to put on a good show. They also mention how golf can be boring unless you're the best.
EpisodeEp. 60 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Christina P & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript consists of a rambling conversation about shaggy hair and wanting to party due to depression.
1:48:58 - 1:51:15 (02:17)
Summary
This transcript consists of a rambling conversation about shaggy hair and wanting to party due to depression.