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The hosts joke about talking in their sleep, staying quiet during sex, and starting conversations with outrageous statements.
The speaker talks about their habit of name dropping celebrities and how people often misunderstand their jokes.
The host and guest discuss the guilt and shame of realizing they've been mispronouncing someone's name, particularly when it's a public figure like comedian Trevor Noah.
The speaker shares his experience of people deliberately mispronouncing his name and the effect it has on him.
Bert Kreischer shares inappropriate jokes about his daughter and a Kool-Aid man costume.
The speaker discusses sexual compatibility with different partners, recalling experiences where one partner was not enthusiastic and another was highly pleasurable.
The speaker tells a rambling story about meeting a new blonde girl in his friend group while tailgating at a Ravens game and how he talks a lot during sex.
The speaker discusses stereotypes of fans from different sports teams, suggesting that fans of the Indianapolis Colts are quiet during sex while fans of the Atlanta Falcons tend to talk during sex.
The speaker shares a sexual anecdote mentioning the preferences of some women to be spit on and treated aggressively during sexual encounters.
A person talks about their fondness for talking shit.
This transcript excerpt features a discussion about geography and the Marine Corps, including references to locations such as Cape Town and Phoenix, and a comment about personal suitability to join the Marines.
The speaker shares stories of being detached yet emotionally present, his struggle with following orders, and the value of boot camp as an adult.
The speaker shares a story about a rowdy encounter with some rednecks during a Hank Williams Jr. concert in high school.
The speaker shares their thoughts on a U.S. state that is often negatively perceived, and expresses greater interest in learning about its geography than their spouse's day.
A comedian talks about his recent dentist visit and questions the need for a water pick when the dentist is already qualified to do the job.
The speaker shares their inability to sleep with someone's fingers in their mouth and discusses the use of certain words in language.
The speaker talks about his experience renting several school buses to take a group of friends to Preakness, a horse race in Baltimore that was in a neighborhood they wouldn't have otherwise visited.
The speaker discusses the difficulties of group travel, including staying organized at the bus lot and ensuring everyone stays together.
The speaker narrates a scene where a man gets on a bus with many people and remains at the front with the driver while the windows are very close to the speaker.
The speaker reminisces about a time when he and his family were riding on a bus together, sharing the experience with humor and nostalgia.
Two strangers join the speaker's brother and one of his friends for a game of pool, which escalates into a physical altercation.
The speaker seems to be recounting a violent encounter where he is willing to inflict harm on someone, but is also questioning someone else's actions.
In this short transcript, the speaker shares an anecdote about a conversation they had with someone about bloody knuckles and two on one fights.
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about how he has been living his life without knowing how to defend himself and how he often jokes around with fellow comedian Kevin Hart about boxing.
A man recounts a story of a parent confronting him for fighting their child on their property.
Comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer host a podcast called Two Bears One Cave featuring unscripted conversations on topics ranging from maps to filthy jokes.