Episode

Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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Published: Mon Jul 04 2022
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It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave and Bert Kreischer welcomes his guest bear Sal Vulcano! They talk about performing on cruises, compare friendships, and gambling. They talk about how Sal grew up, how Impractical Jokers blew up, and surviving the pandemic. They discus their flaws, having fun bombing past podcast appearances, and why no one should get a full set of new teeth. They talk about the infamous George Brett story dumping in his pants, Bert describes his own misfired dumps, and Sal has a hard time comprehending any of it. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

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Despite being broke from gambling, the speaker manages a lucky win of $360, comparing the feeling to surpassing that of having a daughter, and makes a controversial comment regarding abortion.
00:00 - 00:42 (00:42)
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Luck
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Despite being broke from gambling, the speaker manages a lucky win of $360, comparing the feeling to surpassing that of having a daughter, and makes a controversial comment regarding abortion.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A brief conversation about the impractical jokers and feeling lucky to have them, with a mention of losing an ultimate comic foil.
00:43 - 03:13 (02:30)
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Entertainment
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A brief conversation about the impractical jokers and feeling lucky to have them, with a mention of losing an ultimate comic foil.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on his experience meeting someone who has a potentially intimidating demeanor, but remains soft-spoken.
03:13 - 05:24 (02:10)
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Demeanor
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The speaker reflects on his experience meeting someone who has a potentially intimidating demeanor, but remains soft-spoken.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this conversation, the speakers discuss professional wrestling and entrepreneurship with Tony Khan, the owner of AEW and the Jacksonville Jaguars.
05:24 - 09:09 (03:44)
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Wrestling
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In this conversation, the speakers discuss professional wrestling and entrepreneurship with Tony Khan, the owner of AEW and the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast guest discusses the challenges of being a public figure and maintaining privacy in everyday situations, such as dining at a restaurant.
09:09 - 11:40 (02:31)
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Privacy
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The podcast guest discusses the challenges of being a public figure and maintaining privacy in everyday situations, such as dining at a restaurant.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about giving a bad gift and then finding joy in a trip to Las Vegas.
11:40 - 14:46 (03:05)
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Gift-giving
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The speaker shares a story about giving a bad gift and then finding joy in a trip to Las Vegas.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man shares his experience of never meeting his grandfather except through a diary, and how mafia connections were a part of his family history.
14:46 - 16:53 (02:07)
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Family, Mafia
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A man shares his experience of never meeting his grandfather except through a diary, and how mafia connections were a part of his family history.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the importance of knowing about one's family history and express regret at not knowing more about certain family members.
16:53 - 20:35 (03:41)
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Family, Ancestry
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The hosts discuss the importance of knowing about one's family history and express regret at not knowing more about certain family members. They share their experiences with exploring their ancestry through methods like book reading and talking to family members.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their family history, including their grandparents' occupations in the parks department and a mental institution.
20:35 - 22:52 (02:17)
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Family
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The speaker discusses their family history, including their grandparents' occupations in the parks department and a mental institution.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls their grandma stealing dairy products and frozen French toast.
22:52 - 24:46 (01:53)
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Anecdote
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The speaker recalls their grandma stealing dairy products and frozen French toast. They also mention the allure of beautiful hills and old homes in the area.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation is disjointed and difficult to follow, but seems to touch on the concept of success and the work that goes into it.
24:46 - 28:35 (03:49)
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Success
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The conversation is disjointed and difficult to follow, but seems to touch on the concept of success and the work that goes into it.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The guest on the podcast expressed her awe at the host's confident and fearless vibe, even though she had been nervous herself.
28:35 - 31:31 (02:56)
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confidence
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The guest on the podcast expressed her awe at the host's confident and fearless vibe, even though she had been nervous herself.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their experiences of performing in LA, including various venues and crowds, and how certain shows were not conducive to comedy.
31:32 - 33:40 (02:07)
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LA comedy
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The speaker discusses their experiences of performing in LA, including various venues and crowds, and how certain shows were not conducive to comedy.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses touring with a show that was dubbed in different languages and played in various countries and cities.
33:42 - 36:25 (02:43)
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Travel
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The speaker discusses touring with a show that was dubbed in different languages and played in various countries and cities.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the stress and frenzy surrounding the purchase of pre-sale tickets, including a personal story of not being able to obtain them and the associated nerves.
36:26 - 38:34 (02:08)
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Pre-Sale Tickets
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The podcast discusses the stress and frenzy surrounding the purchase of pre-sale tickets, including a personal story of not being able to obtain them and the associated nerves.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the disconnection he feels between being on stage performing for an audience and then being able to sit amongst that same audience as a fan, and how it's difficult for him to process that they are both the same people.
38:35 - 42:10 (03:35)
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Live performances
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The speaker talks about the disconnection he feels between being on stage performing for an audience and then being able to sit amongst that same audience as a fan, and how it's difficult for him to process that they are both the same people.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about feeling nervous when people come up to him in the garden and expresses the last time he experienced it, thinking of his parents.
42:10 - 44:06 (01:55)
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Nerves
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The speaker talks about feeling nervous when people come up to him in the garden and expresses the last time he experienced it, thinking of his parents.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast crew shared their pandemic struggles and how an unexpected surge in listeners brought them a glimmer of hope.
44:06 - 45:54 (01:47)
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Podcasting
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The podcast crew shared their pandemic struggles and how an unexpected surge in listeners brought them a glimmer of hope.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience adjusting to a life without advertisements during the pandemic and how podcasts filled that space for them.
45:54 - 50:59 (05:05)
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Podcasts
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The speaker shares their experience adjusting to a life without advertisements during the pandemic and how podcasts filled that space for them.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker experienced a time delay issue while using a microphone on a golf cart and expressed concern about the length of the delay.
51:00 - 53:14 (02:14)
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Podcasts
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The speaker experienced a time delay issue while using a microphone on a golf cart and expressed concern about the length of the delay. The incident occurred after the speaker suggested doing drive-in movie theater shows to Tom on a previous episode of Two Bears, One Cave.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian talks about performing in a disorienting venue while high and the difference between performing in theaters and other places.
53:15 - 57:12 (03:56)
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Comedy
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The comedian talks about performing in a disorienting venue while high and the difference between performing in theaters and other places. He also mentions the power of social media in shaping his image.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a time when he initially rejected an offer due to low pay, but ended up taking it after finding out it was for two shows.
57:12 - 1:02:36 (05:24)
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Career
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The speaker recalls a time when he initially rejected an offer due to low pay, but ended up taking it after finding out it was for two shows. He reflects on the importance of prioritize one's values and making smart decisions regarding job offers.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss plans for a party on the night of the first show.
1:02:37 - 1:05:59 (03:22)
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Entertainment
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The hosts discuss plans for a party on the night of the first show. They hope to have everyone together and invite other people from Indiana to the event.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares his experience of a comedy festival where everyone was taken care of and everything was great, despite the fact that the money wasn't that great.
1:05:59 - 1:09:37 (03:37)
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Comedy
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A comedian shares his experience of a comedy festival where everyone was taken care of and everything was great, despite the fact that the money wasn't that great.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer and Matt Braunger talk about the challenges of sensitive comedy amidst the cancel culture that is prevalent today.
1:09:37 - 1:12:40 (03:03)
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Comedy
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Bert Kreischer and Matt Braunger talk about the challenges of sensitive comedy amidst the cancel culture that is prevalent today.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their thoughts on comedic podcasts and how people enjoy having guest speakers.
1:12:40 - 1:15:23 (02:43)
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Podcasts
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The speaker discusses their thoughts on comedic podcasts and how people enjoy having guest speakers. Specifically, they mention their love for guest bear Brian Simpson and Felipe Esparza.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses how opening up about themselves can be perceived by others as negative, especially in the competitive business industry where people are expected to be perfect and polished.
1:15:23 - 1:19:04 (03:41)
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Personal Vulnerability
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The speaker expresses how opening up about themselves can be perceived by others as negative, especially in the competitive business industry where people are expected to be perfect and polished.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts engage in an unstructured conversation with guest bearers, frequently referencing Tom and discussing personal life experiences.
1:19:04 - 1:22:56 (03:51)
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Podcasting
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The hosts engage in an unstructured conversation with guest bearers, frequently referencing Tom and discussing personal life experiences.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recalls attending an event in Las Vegas where they had meals, played golf and visited the spa with other contributors.
1:22:56 - 1:25:53 (02:56)
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Las Vegas
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A person recalls attending an event in Las Vegas where they had meals, played golf and visited the spa with other contributors. They mention two individuals who were standout people from their trip.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A story is shared about a charity golf event where a drunk Norm MacDonald entertains the crowd by being himself, much to the amusement of the audience.
1:25:53 - 1:30:17 (04:23)
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Comedy
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A story is shared about a charity golf event where a drunk Norm MacDonald entertains the crowd by being himself, much to the amusement of the audience.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his extensive dental work in preparation for filming and the various types of procedures that celebrities undergo to achieve their perfect smile.
1:30:19 - 1:33:25 (03:05)
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Hollywood
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The speaker discusses his extensive dental work in preparation for filming and the various types of procedures that celebrities undergo to achieve their perfect smile.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is afraid of changing her teeth and having them look different.
1:33:25 - 1:37:38 (04:13)
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Teeth
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The speaker is afraid of changing her teeth and having them look different. She feels that the teeth she has are the ones she should keep.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Baseball legend George Brett talks about a personal bathroom experience during an interview, unaware that he was being recorded.
1:37:38 - 1:39:52 (02:13)
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George Brett
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Baseball legend George Brett talks about a personal bathroom experience during an interview, unaware that he was being recorded.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares a story of walking around a hotel lobby without clothes and his perfect morning routine.
1:39:53 - 1:41:40 (01:47)
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Comedy
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Comedian Bert Kreischer shares a story of walking around a hotel lobby without clothes and his perfect morning routine.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story about almost having an accident while trying to hold in a bowel movement on the way to get coffee.
1:41:40 - 1:44:20 (02:39)
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Humor
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The speaker recounts a story about almost having an accident while trying to hold in a bowel movement on the way to get coffee.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the time they had an accident at tennis camp where they ended up needing to change their clothes after half of it ended up in their pants and half on the toilet seat.
1:44:20 - 1:46:35 (02:15)
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Tennis
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The speaker discusses the time they had an accident at tennis camp where they ended up needing to change their clothes after half of it ended up in their pants and half on the toilet seat.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker had an embarrassing clothing situation in which they had to wear men's tennis pants and a shirt after their own pants split, causing them to ask "how's my fucking day?
1:46:35 - 1:49:26 (02:51)
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Humor
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The speaker had an embarrassing clothing situation in which they had to wear men's tennis pants and a shirt after their own pants split, causing them to ask "how's my fucking day?".

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story of an urgent bathroom situation resulting in an unintentional mess on the wall and floor in a restroom in Aspen.
1:49:26 - 1:52:01 (02:34)
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Humor
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The speaker recounts a story of an urgent bathroom situation resulting in an unintentional mess on the wall and floor in a restroom in Aspen.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the hosts discuss a story about a person who chose to use a shoe box instead of a bathroom, out of fear of being heard.
1:52:02 - 1:54:08 (02:06)
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Bathroom Etiquette
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In this episode, the hosts discuss a story about a person who chose to use a shoe box instead of a bathroom, out of fear of being heard.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their peculiar preference for using a warm toilet seat after someone else has just been sitting on it.
1:54:08 - 1:56:20 (02:12)
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Toilets
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The speaker shares their peculiar preference for using a warm toilet seat after someone else has just been sitting on it.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about her experience with incontinence while running, describing how even moderate exercise can cause her to immediately urinate.
1:56:20 - 2:00:21 (04:01)
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Incontinence
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The speaker talks about her experience with incontinence while running, describing how even moderate exercise can cause her to immediately urinate.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a situation where people avoided her because she smelled like urine, reminiscent of a stigmatization from her preschool days.
2:00:21 - 2:03:55 (03:34)
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Personal Anecdote
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The speaker describes a situation where people avoided her because she smelled like urine, reminiscent of a stigmatization from her preschool days.

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Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura host a podcast called Two Bears, One Cave where they have raw and unscripted conversations with a lot of humor, jokes, and without giving an apology.
2:03:55 - 2:04:39 (00:43)
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Comedy
Summary

Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura host a podcast called Two Bears, One Cave where they have raw and unscripted conversations with a lot of humor, jokes, and without giving an apology.

Episode
Ep. 140 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Sal Vulcano & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer