Episode
Ep. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
1:24:08
Published: Mon Jan 24 2022
Description
It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and with special guest bear, Ari Shaffir! We analyze some of Carrot Top's wild Instagram posts and ask Ari how he got banned from social media. They talk about how important change is to your life and some fans who are surprised when comedians don't care about their feelings. Ari tells us about his time at J school, Tom shows Ari a heavy clip from YMH Live and an OG clip known as "Man VS Jar." Ari tells Tom about traveling to the Dominican Republic, Tom updates Ari on Bert's health, and they discuss how crazy weed from overseas is. Then they finish on a lighter note and react to a WILD cartel video.If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).21+ (18+ NH/WY). Available in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/MI/NH/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Min $5 deposit. Min. $5 wager. Winnings paid out in the form of seven (7) $40 free bets. New customers only. Eligibility restrictions apply. See draftkings.com/sportsbook for full terms and conditions.
Chapters
Thompson Groot promotes his book "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please" in an ad during the podcast episode.
00:00 - 01:04 (01:04)
Summary
Thompson Groot promotes his book "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please" in an ad during the podcast episode. He shares the website for pre-ordering the book and encourages listeners to get a copy.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the pitfalls of cosmetic surgery as one ages, specifically with liposuction and facelifts.
01:06 - 03:47 (02:40)
Summary
A discussion about the pitfalls of cosmetic surgery as one ages, specifically with liposuction and facelifts.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes an experience of seeing an old man peeing in public while wearing short shorts which resulted in his genitalia being exposed.
03:47 - 06:05 (02:18)
Summary
The speaker describes an experience of seeing an old man peeing in public while wearing short shorts which resulted in his genitalia being exposed. They reminisce about a similar incident form their childhood involving a man with a visible penis.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker challenges themselves to rename their tour by viewing and reposting fan-made tour names, but limits it to only a couple challenges.
06:05 - 08:21 (02:16)
Summary
The speaker challenges themselves to rename their tour by viewing and reposting fan-made tour names, but limits it to only a couple challenges.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Discussion about the myths surrounding a person named Tom and the unfair characterization resembling that of the perpetrator behind a viral outbreak.
08:21 - 09:56 (01:34)
Summary
Discussion about the myths surrounding a person named Tom and the unfair characterization resembling that of the perpetrator behind a viral outbreak.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians at Skankfest participate in naked roasts where both the roasters and judges are completely nude, causing shock amongst attendees.
09:56 - 11:14 (01:17)
Summary
Comedians at Skankfest participate in naked roasts where both the roasters and judges are completely nude, causing shock amongst attendees. One participant even opened a bag of jokes she had stored inside of her vagina during the show.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion of the double standards on Instagram when it comes to posts that may be considered violations, with focus on celebrities such as 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg.
11:14 - 13:41 (02:27)
Summary
A discussion of the double standards on Instagram when it comes to posts that may be considered violations, with focus on celebrities such as 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg. The speaker also highlights the difference in reaction from the platform when Muslim-related content is brought up.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is giving their opinion on a controversial person who is doing things that are anti-Christian and unusual, and is questioning why they can't just present their ideas in a less shocking manner.
13:41 - 16:02 (02:20)
Summary
The speaker is giving their opinion on a controversial person who is doing things that are anti-Christian and unusual, and is questioning why they can't just present their ideas in a less shocking manner.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker comments on the difficulty of discussing COVID-related topics and the benefits of making light of serious situations.
16:02 - 17:45 (01:43)
Summary
The speaker comments on the difficulty of discussing COVID-related topics and the benefits of making light of serious situations.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how they once posted a long, unedited clip on social media that led to its removal, prompting them to be more mindful of the content they share online.
17:45 - 20:54 (03:08)
Summary
The speaker discusses how they once posted a long, unedited clip on social media that led to its removal, prompting them to be more mindful of the content they share online.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Description of a monument wall with people dancing on it.
20:54 - 23:08 (02:13)
Summary
Description of a monument wall with people dancing on it.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The NBA has been dealing with controversy around players' stances on vaccination, with some citing religious or personal beliefs as reason for reluctance to get vaccinated, while others insist on the importance of vaccination in protecting themselves and others.
23:08 - 27:40 (04:31)
Summary
The NBA has been dealing with controversy around players' stances on vaccination, with some citing religious or personal beliefs as reason for reluctance to get vaccinated, while others insist on the importance of vaccination in protecting themselves and others.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss comics with superhuman abilities.
27:42 - 32:14 (04:32)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss comics with superhuman abilities.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians discuss the challenge of making a living in the industry, including the importance of performing at smaller venues and being patient for success.
32:14 - 33:59 (01:44)
Summary
Comedians discuss the challenge of making a living in the industry, including the importance of performing at smaller venues and being patient for success.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speakers talk about their high school performance and whether they did well or not.
33:59 - 35:21 (01:22)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speakers talk about their high school performance and whether they did well or not.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A former college student reminisces about his habit of procrastination, discussing the split curriculum at his university and the role of age and experience in recognizing one's lack of effort.
35:21 - 39:06 (03:45)
Summary
A former college student reminisces about his habit of procrastination, discussing the split curriculum at his university and the role of age and experience in recognizing one's lack of effort.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A cartel hit was caught on tape and was taken down from World Star Hip Hop.
39:08 - 41:42 (02:34)
Summary
A cartel hit was caught on tape and was taken down from World Star Hip Hop. The hit looked very professional and was easily distinguishable as a cartel hit.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A disturbing and explicit comment was made about recreating obscene content involving bodily fluids and violence.
41:42 - 43:40 (01:57)
Summary
A disturbing and explicit comment was made about recreating obscene content involving bodily fluids and violence.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses touring and human rights in Ecuador, along with the impact of censorship on content creation on platforms like YouTube and Instagram.
43:40 - 47:27 (03:46)
Summary
The podcast discusses touring and human rights in Ecuador, along with the impact of censorship on content creation on platforms like YouTube and Instagram. Shayne Pospisil shares his experience of touring and the challenges he faces as the only person creating such content.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the ethical considerations of including graphic content in podcasts, such as whether it should come with a warning or if it has a place in storytelling.
47:27 - 50:49 (03:22)
Summary
The hosts discuss the ethical considerations of including graphic content in podcasts, such as whether it should come with a warning or if it has a place in storytelling.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man recounts how seeing disconcerting film scenes didn't immediately bother someone else, but it eventually weighed on him to the point of concern.
50:49 - 54:40 (03:50)
Summary
A man recounts how seeing disconcerting film scenes didn't immediately bother someone else, but it eventually weighed on him to the point of concern.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his travel plans and getting food recommendations from a person named Tienes about the different sauces to try.
54:40 - 57:08 (02:28)
Summary
The speaker talks about his travel plans and getting food recommendations from a person named Tienes about the different sauces to try. They also mention the idea of saving Cuba for a trip and inviting Bobby Kelly to come along.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares tips on how to dress casually without looking like an "asshole" and also talks about enjoying a good smoke on a rooftop.
57:08 - 58:33 (01:24)
Summary
The speaker shares tips on how to dress casually without looking like an "asshole" and also talks about enjoying a good smoke on a rooftop.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses two versions of Burt during his tours: the sober one and the party one.
58:33 - 1:02:07 (03:33)
Summary
The speaker discusses two versions of Burt during his tours: the sober one and the party one.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast snippet, the hosts discuss the aftermath of a wild party and the crippling hangover that follows the next day.
1:02:09 - 1:03:28 (01:19)
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In this podcast snippet, the hosts discuss the aftermath of a wild party and the crippling hangover that follows the next day.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker experienced confusion while potentially under the influence of an unknown plant, which was believed to be cannabis.
1:03:28 - 1:05:56 (02:28)
Summary
The speaker experienced confusion while potentially under the influence of an unknown plant, which was believed to be cannabis.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast speaker shares anecdotes about the effects of consuming edibles such as shivering, changes in body temperature and drug-like experiences.
1:05:56 - 1:10:23 (04:26)
Summary
The podcast speaker shares anecdotes about the effects of consuming edibles such as shivering, changes in body temperature and drug-like experiences.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Three friends road trip to New York to experience the fun and wild energy of the city's comics scene.
1:10:23 - 1:13:30 (03:06)
Summary
Three friends road trip to New York to experience the fun and wild energy of the city's comics scene.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The city of Hong Kong has an impressive landscape and a unique street drinking culture where people can buy a drink at a bar and walk out into the streets to consume it with others or simply buy a cheap beer from a 7-Eleven and enjoy it next to someone at a bar.
1:13:30 - 1:16:37 (03:07)
Summary
The city of Hong Kong has an impressive landscape and a unique street drinking culture where people can buy a drink at a bar and walk out into the streets to consume it with others or simply buy a cheap beer from a 7-Eleven and enjoy it next to someone at a bar.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man tells a story about some guys trying to get someone inside a building and another story about getting hit in the gut with glass.
1:16:37 - 1:19:38 (03:00)
Summary
A man tells a story about some guys trying to get someone inside a building and another story about getting hit in the gut with glass.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Discussion about how mob movies sometimes miss the mark on making sure the "job is done", while real-life situations involve sending a message to make sure a person or people are truly taken care of.
1:19:38 - 1:22:08 (02:30)
Summary
Discussion about how mob movies sometimes miss the mark on making sure the "job is done", while real-life situations involve sending a message to make sure a person or people are truly taken care of.
EpisodeEp. 117 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Ari Shaffir
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recommends following R. A. Shafir's Instagram account and checking his tour dates on R. A. Shafir.com.
1:22:08 - 1:23:33 (01:24)
Summary
The speaker recommends following R. A. Shafir's Instagram account and checking his tour dates on R. A. Shafir.com.