Episode
Ep. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:22:17
Published: Mon Aug 05 2019
Description
The Bears are back in the cave and Bert just got back from Bali just in time to see his career implode! Tom and Bert also discuss there show "Buzzed" that never saw the light of day, even though it was so much fun. The traveling has been extensive for these two, and Bert also recaps his trip to Australia where audiences clamored to meet the fattest working comedian today. Fun stories are told as always, ranging from topics like Sober October, Louis CK, Road Dawgs and non-offensive Buddhist symbols!
Chapters
The podcast hosts joke about what they would do if a monkey attacked them, including filming it and turning it into a viral video, as well as possibly using it as material for a comedy tour.
00:00 - 02:47 (02:47)
Summary
The podcast hosts joke about what they would do if a monkey attacked them, including filming it and turning it into a viral video, as well as possibly using it as material for a comedy tour.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the multicultural black community in Miami and mentions the success of Native American casinos in Florida.
02:47 - 06:09 (03:22)
Summary
The speaker discusses the multicultural black community in Miami and mentions the success of Native American casinos in Florida.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes their confusion and shock over seeing swastikas used in Asian countries, assuming it was due to a cheap jewelry sale, and their realization that it is culturally acceptable in those areas.
06:09 - 10:08 (03:59)
Summary
The speaker describes their confusion and shock over seeing swastikas used in Asian countries, assuming it was due to a cheap jewelry sale, and their realization that it is culturally acceptable in those areas.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses his horror towards the violent protests happening in Portland, where people are antagonizing each other and damaging property.
10:08 - 13:32 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker expresses his horror towards the violent protests happening in Portland, where people are antagonizing each other and damaging property. He further states that it would be terrifying to be anywhere in the vicinity of such protests, expresses that he would get physical with protesters, and sees clips of them having fantasies of being violent.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the reactions of liberals to political violence, including a recent incident where a man was attacked for wearing a pro-Trump hat.
13:32 - 15:04 (01:32)
Summary
The speaker discusses the reactions of liberals to political violence, including a recent incident where a man was attacked for wearing a pro-Trump hat.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions a violent video involving kicking and punching.
15:04 - 16:32 (01:28)
Summary
The speaker mentions a violent video involving kicking and punching.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests a marketing idea involving partying with a machine and having people submit funny videos for a chance to hang out with the team.
16:32 - 20:58 (04:25)
Summary
The speaker suggests a marketing idea involving partying with a machine and having people submit funny videos for a chance to hang out with the team. The conversation shifts to discussing morbid thoughts about a married couple with a young child.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker references a viral video of a fake interview involving balloons and expresses discomfort with audience members bringing balloons to their events.
20:58 - 23:25 (02:27)
Summary
The speaker references a viral video of a fake interview involving balloons and expresses discomfort with audience members bringing balloons to their events.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares various unrelated stories and experiences.
23:26 - 25:43 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker shares various unrelated stories and experiences.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript talks about a podcast called Buzzed and Playing Categories where they discuss ridiculous categories and have a good time, much like Impractical Jokers.
25:43 - 30:03 (04:19)
Summary
The transcript talks about a podcast called Buzzed and Playing Categories where they discuss ridiculous categories and have a good time, much like Impractical Jokers.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Leanne suggests a fun day at the beach, but the dangers of motorcycles become a topic of discussion among friends.
30:03 - 31:36 (01:33)
Summary
Leanne suggests a fun day at the beach, but the dangers of motorcycles become a topic of discussion among friends.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the Ice Carrot Challenge, an activity aimed at raising awareness for prostate cancer during Prostate Awareness Month.
31:36 - 33:39 (02:03)
Summary
The speaker discusses the Ice Carrot Challenge, an activity aimed at raising awareness for prostate cancer during Prostate Awareness Month.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their thoughts and memories regarding online censorship and a potential misuse of power.
33:39 - 35:56 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker discusses their thoughts and memories regarding online censorship and a potential misuse of power.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Joe discusses a variety of topics and experiences, including memories of a restaurant called Sambo's and the challenges of finding material for his stand-up performances.
35:56 - 39:29 (03:33)
Summary
Comedian Joe discusses a variety of topics and experiences, including memories of a restaurant called Sambo's and the challenges of finding material for his stand-up performances.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Seat license prices have decreased significantly, as they used to cost $50,000 per seat, which was not affordable for many people.
39:29 - 41:37 (02:08)
Summary
Seat license prices have decreased significantly, as they used to cost $50,000 per seat, which was not affordable for many people.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A woman buys new AirPods and gives her old ones to her daughter who then sells her old ones to her sister, starting fresh.
41:38 - 43:55 (02:17)
Summary
A woman buys new AirPods and gives her old ones to her daughter who then sells her old ones to her sister, starting fresh.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their obsession with buying seven pairs of wireless headphones due to constantly washing them and their difficulty with keeping their shirt clean while eating, including a messy incident with ketchup and croissant.
43:55 - 46:23 (02:28)
Summary
The speaker shares their obsession with buying seven pairs of wireless headphones due to constantly washing them and their difficulty with keeping their shirt clean while eating, including a messy incident with ketchup and croissant.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The bar was packed on a Wednesday night with around 1,000 people showing up for the comedy show.
46:23 - 50:41 (04:18)
Summary
The bar was packed on a Wednesday night with around 1,000 people showing up for the comedy show. The comedian was turned down when he requested to have the speaker turned off and perform with no mic.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the dangers of drinking too much and the controversy he faced when he posted a picture with Big Boy.
50:41 - 54:18 (03:37)
Summary
The speaker talks about the dangers of drinking too much and the controversy he faced when he posted a picture with Big Boy.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this dialogue, the speakers prioritize a more enjoyable approach to their work, rather than obsessing over productivity metrics.
54:18 - 57:05 (02:47)
Summary
In this dialogue, the speakers prioritize a more enjoyable approach to their work, rather than obsessing over productivity metrics.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his personal opinion on hip hop music and explains that he doesn't like it because it's not his preferred genre.
57:05 - 59:13 (02:08)
Summary
The speaker shares his personal opinion on hip hop music and explains that he doesn't like it because it's not his preferred genre.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about the crazy emails she receives from fans who go to great lengths to try and meet her at shows.
59:13 - 1:01:57 (02:44)
Summary
A comedian talks about the crazy emails she receives from fans who go to great lengths to try and meet her at shows.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A stand-up comedian shares his experience at a restaurant where a man proposed to his girlfriend in an over-the-top, theatrical way.
1:01:57 - 1:04:45 (02:48)
Summary
A stand-up comedian shares his experience at a restaurant where a man proposed to his girlfriend in an over-the-top, theatrical way.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their opinion on how proposing at a movie theater or comedy show is an awkward and unconventional choice.
1:04:45 - 1:06:23 (01:38)
Summary
The speaker expresses their opinion on how proposing at a movie theater or comedy show is an awkward and unconventional choice.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about being the feature act for a comedy club for the first time and the confusion that arose from the host introducing him.
1:06:23 - 1:08:01 (01:38)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about being the feature act for a comedy club for the first time and the confusion that arose from the host introducing him.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the touring habits of comedians who relentlessly perform at clubs, including the likes of Menke and Ron White.
1:08:01 - 1:12:37 (04:36)
Summary
A discussion about the touring habits of comedians who relentlessly perform at clubs, including the likes of Menke and Ron White.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Aziz Ansari expresses his admiration for Jonah Ray's standup and the challenges of being an alternative PC white kid into comic books and punk music.
1:12:37 - 1:16:53 (04:15)
Summary
Aziz Ansari expresses his admiration for Jonah Ray's standup and the challenges of being an alternative PC white kid into comic books and punk music.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss the importance of creating podcast segments and how it can be beneficial for the success of the podcast.
1:16:53 - 1:19:21 (02:28)
Summary
The speakers discuss the importance of creating podcast segments and how it can be beneficial for the success of the podcast. Even if it seems like a trivial skill, it can make a difference in the overall quality of the show.
EpisodeEp. 03 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker refuses to celebrate or promote offensive content, including a mashup montage that was made without their permission and a racist message from an Instagram user, in order to maintain professional relationships and personal values.
1:19:21 - 1:22:15 (02:54)
Summary
The speaker refuses to celebrate or promote offensive content, including a mashup montage that was made without their permission and a racist message from an Instagram user, in order to maintain professional relationships and personal values.