Episode
Ep. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:18:45
Published: Mon Apr 26 2021
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Chapters
Joe Rogan and comedian Tom Segura discuss Dave Portnoy and Michael Rapaport's feud, with Rogan sharing his surprise over Portnoy's $120 million net worth.
00:00 - 01:18 (01:18)
Summary
Joe Rogan and comedian Tom Segura discuss Dave Portnoy and Michael Rapaport's feud, with Rogan sharing his surprise over Portnoy's $120 million net worth.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast transcript briefly discusses Dave Portnoy's ownership of a podcast and his decision to fire Mike who used to work for them.
01:18 - 02:55 (01:37)
Summary
This podcast transcript briefly discusses Dave Portnoy's ownership of a podcast and his decision to fire Mike who used to work for them. It also mentions a defamation lawsuit between Michael Rapaport and Dave Portnoy.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker makes disrespectful comments about a person named Chuck and uses vulgar language towards a woman, suggesting she stop being a 'puzz' (prostitute) and focus on helping a child in Brooklyn.
02:55 - 04:48 (01:53)
Summary
The speaker makes disrespectful comments about a person named Chuck and uses vulgar language towards a woman, suggesting she stop being a 'puzz' (prostitute) and focus on helping a child in Brooklyn.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man mocks someone for suing another individual, claiming they called their lawyer "like a pussy."
04:48 - 07:28 (02:40)
Summary
A man mocks someone for suing another individual, claiming they called their lawyer "like a pussy." The relationship between the two individuals is confusing since they allegedly used to be friends but had a fallout due to insecurities and security.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
During an interview, Kevin Durant becomes upset over a prompt from Mike and uses profanity.
07:28 - 10:53 (03:25)
Summary
During an interview, Kevin Durant becomes upset over a prompt from Mike and uses profanity.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The topic of discussion is about who can fight among the comedian community.
10:53 - 13:30 (02:37)
Summary
The topic of discussion is about who can fight among the comedian community. The speakers talk about who they think can fight and who they think they can whip.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Logan Paul suggests a promotional boxing match between him and The Game after being tagged in photos of his doppelganger.
13:30 - 15:09 (01:39)
Summary
Logan Paul suggests a promotional boxing match between him and The Game after being tagged in photos of his doppelganger.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people try to make sense of an unintelligible confrontation involving a man identified as JCI who appears to be getting aggressive and preoccupied with money.
15:09 - 16:11 (01:02)
Summary
Two people try to make sense of an unintelligible confrontation involving a man identified as JCI who appears to be getting aggressive and preoccupied with money.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The act of provoking someone is often just a way to elicit a certain response or reaction from them, even if it's not necessarily the desired outcome.
16:11 - 18:09 (01:58)
Summary
The act of provoking someone is often just a way to elicit a certain response or reaction from them, even if it's not necessarily the desired outcome. This is especially evident in scenarios like a physical fight, where provoking someone can actually lead to violence.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is standing in the safest place to confront somebody, even though it's full of gang bangers.
18:09 - 19:41 (01:31)
Summary
The speaker is standing in the safest place to confront somebody, even though it's full of gang bangers.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert eats healthy before his big race while his friend craves Five Guys burgers.
19:41 - 21:43 (02:02)
Summary
Bert eats healthy before his big race while his friend craves Five Guys burgers.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a challenge where he would receive a million dollars for lasting a minute and 1.5 million dollars for lasting a minute and thirty seconds in a boxing ring, but notes that it is likely for safety reasons, adding humor to the conversation.
21:43 - 23:54 (02:10)
Summary
The speaker discusses a challenge where he would receive a million dollars for lasting a minute and 1.5 million dollars for lasting a minute and thirty seconds in a boxing ring, but notes that it is likely for safety reasons, adding humor to the conversation.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host shares a personal anecdote of boxing with a young kid at a gym who ended up easily tapping him out.
23:54 - 26:16 (02:22)
Summary
The host shares a personal anecdote of boxing with a young kid at a gym who ended up easily tapping him out.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person reflects on a past interaction where someone came at them aggressively and wonders how dangerous they are now.
26:16 - 28:20 (02:04)
Summary
A person reflects on a past interaction where someone came at them aggressively and wonders how dangerous they are now.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experience training MMA with some podcasters and the little things they learned, like where to keep their hands, that could help in a fight.
28:20 - 30:58 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker talks about their experience training MMA with some podcasters and the little things they learned, like where to keep their hands, that could help in a fight.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the dangers of brain injuries that can occur in physical altercations, emphasizing that the severity of the outcome is unpredictable.
30:58 - 33:40 (02:41)
Summary
The speaker discusses the dangers of brain injuries that can occur in physical altercations, emphasizing that the severity of the outcome is unpredictable.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man goes to boxing gyms and challenges buff strangers to friendly sparring matches, but his punches are not technically sound.
33:40 - 36:09 (02:29)
Summary
A man goes to boxing gyms and challenges buff strangers to friendly sparring matches, but his punches are not technically sound.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The QAnon conspiracy theory pushes false claims of a satanic global child sex trafficking ring that plotted against former US President Donald Trump.
36:09 - 38:46 (02:36)
Summary
The QAnon conspiracy theory pushes false claims of a satanic global child sex trafficking ring that plotted against former US President Donald Trump. It has become increasingly popular among far-right followers but lacks any credible evidence.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person shares their skepticism towards individuals who believe in paranormal activities, stating that they personally stay away from such people as they find them to be out of their mind.
38:46 - 41:29 (02:43)
Summary
A person shares their skepticism towards individuals who believe in paranormal activities, stating that they personally stay away from such people as they find them to be out of their mind.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person talks about a conversation they had with some people from the CDC in which they were told that the government created AIDS to kill gay people.
41:29 - 43:22 (01:52)
Summary
A person talks about a conversation they had with some people from the CDC in which they were told that the government created AIDS to kill gay people.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The feeling of discovering something that not everyone else knows generates excitement.
43:22 - 45:44 (02:22)
Summary
The feeling of discovering something that not everyone else knows generates excitement. This insight can be found in a book or conversation and elevates one's sense of self-importance.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recommends reading a book by Candace Oden for her great ideas.
45:44 - 48:35 (02:50)
Summary
The speaker recommends reading a book by Candace Oden for her great ideas.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the host discusses Mike Tyson's lesser-known passion for history despite his reputation as a legendary boxer.
48:35 - 51:02 (02:27)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the host discusses Mike Tyson's lesser-known passion for history despite his reputation as a legendary boxer.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians talk about who they think might be good fighters in the comedy scene and who they believe they could beat up.
51:02 - 53:14 (02:12)
Summary
Comedians talk about who they think might be good fighters in the comedy scene and who they believe they could beat up.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe asks his guests if they could beat up other famous comedians.
53:14 - 54:45 (01:30)
Summary
Comedian Tony Hinchcliffe asks his guests if they could beat up other famous comedians. In this episode, he asks if they think they could beat up Dave Chappelle and Donnell Rawlings.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In order to get into the city, young Jewish kids were taught how to fight and defend themselves.
54:45 - 56:15 (01:30)
Summary
In order to get into the city, young Jewish kids were taught how to fight and defend themselves. It was important for survival and success in the city.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the importance of maintaining good health and fitness as you age to avoid physical decline.
56:15 - 57:54 (01:38)
Summary
The hosts discuss the importance of maintaining good health and fitness as you age to avoid physical decline.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions a camp where one can learn pro wrestling skills such as taking bumps and power cleans, and notes that only a few actually graduate from it.
57:54 - 59:43 (01:49)
Summary
The speaker mentions a camp where one can learn pro wrestling skills such as taking bumps and power cleans, and notes that only a few actually graduate from it.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about lifting weights and trying a product.
59:43 - 1:01:32 (01:48)
Summary
A conversation about lifting weights and trying a product.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his sexual preferences and how he wishes his wife would be open to trying new things.
1:01:32 - 1:02:46 (01:13)
Summary
The speaker talks about his sexual preferences and how he wishes his wife would be open to trying new things.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss how being around certain things, like tools, can influence the language you use and cause your inner "redneck" to shine through.
1:02:46 - 1:06:36 (03:50)
Summary
The hosts discuss how being around certain things, like tools, can influence the language you use and cause your inner "redneck" to shine through.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker misses the freedom of the road, and recounts a fight he had with Leanne about his morning routine.
1:06:36 - 1:08:35 (01:58)
Summary
The speaker misses the freedom of the road, and recounts a fight he had with Leanne about his morning routine.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the experience of listening to a captivating podcast that causes them to lose track of time and feel sleep-deprived as a result.
1:08:35 - 1:11:18 (02:43)
Summary
The speaker discusses the experience of listening to a captivating podcast that causes them to lose track of time and feel sleep-deprived as a result.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about passing out for 13 hours and then getting wasted again while on a trip with friends.
1:11:18 - 1:13:10 (01:51)
Summary
The speaker talks about passing out for 13 hours and then getting wasted again while on a trip with friends. They planned to visit several great places nearby, but ended up staying close to their accommodation.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a mall that transforms at night into a series of floors filled with prostitutes, nicknamed the "Seven Floors of Whores."
1:13:10 - 1:14:49 (01:38)
Summary
The speaker describes a mall that transforms at night into a series of floors filled with prostitutes, nicknamed the "Seven Floors of Whores."
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A traveler recounts a conversation with fellow passengers about visiting a location known for "lady boys" during their layover.
1:14:49 - 1:17:19 (02:30)
Summary
A traveler recounts a conversation with fellow passengers about visiting a location known for "lady boys" during their layover.
EpisodeEp. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their experiences at the Hong Kong airport and share travel tips, including how to sneak wine onto a plane.
1:17:19 - 1:18:41 (01:22)
Summary
Comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss their experiences at the Hong Kong airport and share travel tips, including how to sneak wine onto a plane.