Episode

Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:17:37
Published: Mon Aug 29 2022
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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the Bear Cave this week! They talk about why Bert’s given up “adult films,” how he is stimulating himself now, sounding, Manti Te’o, and the new Armie Hammer documentary “House of Hammer.” Bert reacts to Tim Dillon’s comments about him from YMH Live 8, and Bert shares the story of the time he modeled nude on “Trip Flip.” https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/

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In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the idea of sacrificing for happiness and give an example of giving up porn for this reason.
00:00 - 00:35 (00:35)
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Happiness
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In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the idea of sacrificing for happiness and give an example of giving up porn for this reason. They also admire a new Yacht-Master watch and express their desire to have it.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A neurologist comments on the legitimacy of certain beverages being refreshing and recommends drinking them regardless of whether or not they are recognized as a legitimate source of refreshment.
00:35 - 05:23 (04:48)
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Beverages
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A neurologist comments on the legitimacy of certain beverages being refreshing and recommends drinking them regardless of whether or not they are recognized as a legitimate source of refreshment.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host shares a story of a successful negotiation tactic involving a bucket of chicken and discusses the importance of learning how to negotiate effectively.
05:23 - 07:45 (02:21)
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Negotiation
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The host shares a story of a successful negotiation tactic involving a bucket of chicken and discusses the importance of learning how to negotiate effectively.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast speaker talks about how he decided to get healthy after feeling the sun on his face, but also details his recent partying experiences on tour, listing some of the substances he consumed.
07:45 - 11:53 (04:08)
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Health
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The podcast speaker talks about how he decided to get healthy after feeling the sun on his face, but also details his recent partying experiences on tour, listing some of the substances he consumed.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the experience of doing comedy bits with adult performers, noting that the strip club industry carries a certain stigma.
11:55 - 14:34 (02:39)
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Strip Clubs
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The speaker discusses the experience of doing comedy bits with adult performers, noting that the strip club industry carries a certain stigma.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experience of watching pornography in excess and how it can be disruptive to one's well-being.
14:34 - 22:22 (07:48)
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Pornography
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The speaker talks about their experience of watching pornography in excess and how it can be disruptive to one's well-being. They also mention feeling a bit creepy about being a fan of a particular adult film actress whom they have followed and admired.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The difference between a regular person and a professional comedian can be seen in the way they perform under the lights, cameras, and people of a standup comedy show.
22:22 - 28:00 (05:37)
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Comedy
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The difference between a regular person and a professional comedian can be seen in the way they perform under the lights, cameras, and people of a standup comedy show.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the idea that it is possible to stimulate your mind sexually without the use of porn and how removing unrealistic fantasies can help with this.
28:00 - 31:07 (03:06)
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Sexual Wellness
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The speaker discusses the idea that it is possible to stimulate your mind sexually without the use of porn and how removing unrealistic fantasies can help with this.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Comedian and UFC commentator Joe Rogan shares a story of how he incorporated a Trump 2020 flag and merchandise into his workout routine.
31:07 - 34:47 (03:40)
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Donald Trump
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Comedian and UFC commentator Joe Rogan shares a story of how he incorporated a Trump 2020 flag and merchandise into his workout routine.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the usefulness of having a resource to check out and enjoy, especially when living the hotel life.
34:47 - 39:08 (04:20)
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Resource
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The hosts discuss the usefulness of having a resource to check out and enjoy, especially when living the hotel life. They also debate whether every guy likes dance parties or not.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast speaks on the issue of sexual harassment in the culture of hip-hop and rap music, especially when it comes to the use of language, with some lyrics being at best disrespectful and misogynistic and at worst overtly sexually aggressive.
39:09 - 41:22 (02:13)
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Sexual Harassment
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The podcast speaks on the issue of sexual harassment in the culture of hip-hop and rap music, especially when it comes to the use of language, with some lyrics being at best disrespectful and misogynistic and at worst overtly sexually aggressive.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker indulges in vulgar and sexually suggestive language, expressing their desire to engage in sexual activity with an unidentified person.
41:22 - 45:04 (03:41)
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Inappropriate
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The speaker indulges in vulgar and sexually suggestive language, expressing their desire to engage in sexual activity with an unidentified person.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The podcast mentions a couple who has a glove fetish and discusses their public presence online, as well as the host's personal experiences with the fetish.
45:04 - 48:08 (03:04)
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Fetish
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The podcast mentions a couple who has a glove fetish and discusses their public presence online, as well as the host's personal experiences with the fetish.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The podcast discusses the issue of kink messages in online dating and the tendency of some people to push boundaries.
48:12 - 53:30 (05:17)
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Online Dating
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The podcast discusses the issue of kink messages in online dating and the tendency of some people to push boundaries. These individuals may send messages with dramatic music and language that can be unsettling for the intended recipient.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A discussion on the recent divorce case where a man tried to blackmail his wife over text and possible consequences, likening it to a situation where a brand is associated with a person's name.
53:30 - 58:23 (04:53)
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Divorce
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A discussion on the recent divorce case where a man tried to blackmail his wife over text and possible consequences, likening it to a situation where a brand is associated with a person's name.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Tim is known for passionately and humorously expressing his opinions on various topics including politics and culture, often making it difficult to decipher his true political beliefs.
58:23 - 1:03:07 (04:43)
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Political Commentary
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Tim is known for passionately and humorously expressing his opinions on various topics including politics and culture, often making it difficult to decipher his true political beliefs.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Two individuals discuss a hoax that was perpetrated by a trans woman and its implications.
1:03:08 - 1:05:47 (02:39)
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Transgender
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Two individuals discuss a hoax that was perpetrated by a trans woman and its implications. One person shares a private conversation about being told he was attracted to the other individual.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Comedian Dan Soder shares his sympathy for Manti Te'o, stating that everyone should donate a dollar to set him up for life, after Te'o was a victim of a humiliating Catfishing scandal.
1:05:47 - 1:11:09 (05:21)
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Manti Te'o
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Comedian Dan Soder shares his sympathy for Manti Te'o, stating that everyone should donate a dollar to set him up for life, after Te'o was a victim of a humiliating Catfishing scandal.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker empathizes with the feeling of being publicly shamed and expresses hope that people are more forgiving and understanding towards those who have made mistakes.
1:11:09 - 1:15:21 (04:12)
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Public Shaming
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The speaker empathizes with the feeling of being publicly shamed and expresses hope that people are more forgiving and understanding towards those who have made mistakes.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Dave Chappelle is set to release another stand-up special, with six shows planned.
1:15:21 - 1:16:49 (01:27)
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Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle is set to release another stand-up special, with six shows planned. It is expected to be an amazing special.

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two comedians, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, bring unscripted humor, dirty jokes and raunchy humor without apologies in their podcast called "Two Bears, One Cave."
1:16:49 - 1:17:25 (00:36)
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Comedy
Summary

Two comedians, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura, bring unscripted humor, dirty jokes and raunchy humor without apologies in their podcast called "Two Bears, One Cave."

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Ep. 148 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer