Episode
Ep. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:11:44
Published: Mon Apr 11 2022
Description
On this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss stem cell treatments, hanging with DJ Premier in New York, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars, and the ways Walter Matthau and Michael Jordan bet. Also, Bert thinks he's turning into Kanye West, which prompts a discussion about how he would react if LeeAnn started dating John Mayer. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
Comedian Joe Rogan promotes his new "Fat Stick" shirt and discusses the thrill and pain of gambling on his podcast.
00:00 - 00:51 (00:51)
Summary
Comedian Joe Rogan promotes his new "Fat Stick" shirt and discusses the thrill and pain of gambling on his podcast. The transcript also ends with an invitation to a friend to receive stem cells.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about getting stem cells and the concerns that arise regarding health.
00:51 - 03:23 (02:32)
Summary
A conversation about getting stem cells and the concerns that arise regarding health.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains fragments of a random conversation about dinner, location, a sick kid, and barbecue.
03:23 - 05:23 (02:00)
Summary
The transcript contains fragments of a random conversation about dinner, location, a sick kid, and barbecue.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the music legacy of Joey Jordison, praising him for being instrumental in creating multiple songs and for inspiring people to pursue their hobbies and interests.
05:23 - 10:50 (05:27)
Summary
The podcast discusses the music legacy of Joey Jordison, praising him for being instrumental in creating multiple songs and for inspiring people to pursue their hobbies and interests.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The idea of creating amphitheaters in minor league ballparks is discussed, with the option of putting a stage on second base, filling the infield and stadium with fans, and enjoying concessions and day drinking.
10:50 - 13:51 (03:00)
Summary
The idea of creating amphitheaters in minor league ballparks is discussed, with the option of putting a stage on second base, filling the infield and stadium with fans, and enjoying concessions and day drinking. However, the lack of available comedians due to the pandemic poses a challenge.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person describes a situation where someone pulled out pills and joints before a party, causing concern for the possible behavior of the attendees.
13:51 - 16:16 (02:24)
Summary
A person describes a situation where someone pulled out pills and joints before a party, causing concern for the possible behavior of the attendees.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person talking about seeing someone else come down from something and wondering if being on stage for the first time in 19 months would change their mind.
16:16 - 18:01 (01:45)
Summary
A person talking about seeing someone else come down from something and wondering if being on stage for the first time in 19 months would change their mind.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about how he was asked to perform at a mascot convention and was advised to hire a mascot, but ultimately decided to perform without one in front of comedian David Tell.
18:01 - 21:17 (03:15)
Summary
A comedian talks about how he was asked to perform at a mascot convention and was advised to hire a mascot, but ultimately decided to perform without one in front of comedian David Tell.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this snippet, the speaker talks about his struggle with resisting the temptation for late night snacking and how he plans on avoiding gluten for weight loss.
21:17 - 23:23 (02:05)
Summary
In this snippet, the speaker talks about his struggle with resisting the temptation for late night snacking and how he plans on avoiding gluten for weight loss.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation touches on the importance of nutrition for athletes and the impact it can have on their performance and overall health.
23:25 - 26:13 (02:48)
Summary
The conversation touches on the importance of nutrition for athletes and the impact it can have on their performance and overall health.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
DJ Jazzy Jeff's comedic performance included a mix of advanced DJ skills, hit songs and sing-alongs, with elements of comedy such as playing the Fresh Prince theme while on stage.
26:13 - 29:17 (03:03)
Summary
DJ Jazzy Jeff's comedic performance included a mix of advanced DJ skills, hit songs and sing-alongs, with elements of comedy such as playing the Fresh Prince theme while on stage.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker jumps from one disconnected idea to another without a clear topic or focus.
29:17 - 32:52 (03:35)
Summary
The speaker jumps from one disconnected idea to another without a clear topic or focus.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The power and influence that comes with being a super famous celebrity like Kanye or Will Smith can be both positive and negative.
32:52 - 36:58 (04:05)
Summary
The power and influence that comes with being a super famous celebrity like Kanye or Will Smith can be both positive and negative. While they have millions of fans who admire them, the loudest voices on social media are not always representative of society as a whole.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the host shares his experience of being invited to a poker game despite being a novice player and how the fear of potentially intimidating his children with his actions made him question his own capacity for violence.
36:58 - 39:54 (02:56)
Summary
In this podcast, the host shares his experience of being invited to a poker game despite being a novice player and how the fear of potentially intimidating his children with his actions made him question his own capacity for violence.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his addiction to gambling and compares it to the feeling of doing drugs like heroin or Dilaudid.
39:54 - 43:20 (03:25)
Summary
The speaker talks about his addiction to gambling and compares it to the feeling of doing drugs like heroin or Dilaudid.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Professional athletes and high rollers can wager serious money on a round of golf.
43:20 - 46:00 (02:40)
Summary
Professional athletes and high rollers can wager serious money on a round of golf.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on betting recklessly and sharing money, including Jordan's tendency to win half a million and retrieve it from his golf bag, which he probably won from playing golf himself.
46:00 - 48:54 (02:53)
Summary
A discussion on betting recklessly and sharing money, including Jordan's tendency to win half a million and retrieve it from his golf bag, which he probably won from playing golf himself.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person talks about their experience with gambling and highlights how they enjoy watching both happy and panicky reactions of people.
48:54 - 50:56 (02:02)
Summary
A person talks about their experience with gambling and highlights how they enjoy watching both happy and panicky reactions of people.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their experience with using a double XL thunder blanket, including the point of diminishing returns and using it while traveling on a bus.
50:58 - 54:34 (03:35)
Summary
The speaker discusses their experience with using a double XL thunder blanket, including the point of diminishing returns and using it while traveling on a bus.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan discusses Kanye West's documentary about himself, his history with Rockefeller and their unsigned contracts.
54:34 - 59:33 (04:58)
Summary
Joe Rogan discusses Kanye West's documentary about himself, his history with Rockefeller and their unsigned contracts.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript explores the topic of imaginary worlds when it comes to celebrity dating and how it affects people's perceptions of them.
59:33 - 1:02:53 (03:19)
Summary
This transcript explores the topic of imaginary worlds when it comes to celebrity dating and how it affects people's perceptions of them.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man discusses the importance of finding humor compatibility in a relationship, sharing his experience of his girlfriend not initially enjoying his favorite comedians but eventually coming around.
1:02:53 - 1:05:33 (02:40)
Summary
A man discusses the importance of finding humor compatibility in a relationship, sharing his experience of his girlfriend not initially enjoying his favorite comedians but eventually coming around.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares that if he runs a new joke idea by his trusted friend and they disapprove of it, he knows it'll be a success on stage.
1:05:33 - 1:08:45 (03:12)
Summary
A comedian shares that if he runs a new joke idea by his trusted friend and they disapprove of it, he knows it'll be a success on stage.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admits to bullying people by sending foot-related videos such as thorns coming out of people's feet, skin shaving, and toenail removal.
1:08:45 - 1:10:40 (01:54)
Summary
The speaker admits to bullying people by sending foot-related videos such as thorns coming out of people's feet, skin shaving, and toenail removal. They question why people find it amusing to wash their clothes and remove cat hair, implying its irony.
EpisodeEp. 128 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the recent changes in social media promotion for their podcast and joke about their respective roles on the show.
1:10:40 - 1:11:35 (00:54)
Summary
The hosts discuss the recent changes in social media promotion for their podcast and joke about their respective roles on the show.