Episode
Ep. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:14:49
Published: Mon Sep 02 2019
Description
It's the dance video that has swept the nation and warmed the hearts of everyone. Everyone except one of the two bears. Tom Segura confronts Bert Kreischer about what he REALLY thought about his dance video and his plans for a rebuttal. Is a "Dance-Off" going down in the cave in the future?? Plus, there was an overwhelming amount of theme song submissions, the Bears listen to a few and decide on what the winner will be. A special bet is in play, Dave Chappelle's special is discussed and a very special animation submission are all inside the cave this week!
Chapters
The hosts of the Two Bears, One Can podcast briefly discuss the situation in Hong Kong and make a joke about not wanting to support the pro-democracy protestors.
00:00 - 01:04 (01:04)
Summary
The hosts of the Two Bears, One Can podcast briefly discuss the situation in Hong Kong and make a joke about not wanting to support the pro-democracy protestors. They also mention a dance video that went viral and apologize for previously making negative comments about one of the hosts.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the process of licensing Mickey Mantle merchandise and promotes a limited edition t-shirt available on burr.com.
01:04 - 04:23 (03:19)
Summary
The speaker discusses the process of licensing Mickey Mantle merchandise and promotes a limited edition t-shirt available on burr.com. They also mention pitching an idea to the Sober October crew and feeling upset about its rejection.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A brief discussion about the death of the father due to liver cancer and the son's collection of memorabilia.
04:23 - 05:46 (01:23)
Summary
A brief discussion about the death of the father due to liver cancer and the son's collection of memorabilia.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses wanting to create a second show in L.A. for Kinda Funny and wanting to ensure it remains humorous.
05:46 - 08:18 (02:32)
Summary
The speaker discusses wanting to create a second show in L.A. for Kinda Funny and wanting to ensure it remains humorous.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers had a conversation about a video that initially they thought had only a few million views but actually had 80 million views, and discussed its popularity.
08:18 - 10:51 (02:33)
Summary
The speakers had a conversation about a video that initially they thought had only a few million views but actually had 80 million views, and discussed its popularity.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing the possibility of creating a remix of a good song for training, despite receiving criticism in the past.
10:51 - 13:05 (02:13)
Summary
The speaker is discussing the possibility of creating a remix of a good song for training, despite receiving criticism in the past.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian discusses the tradition of buying and watching fights at night, followed by parties both in the evening and early morning after the fight.
13:05 - 15:33 (02:28)
Summary
A comedian discusses the tradition of buying and watching fights at night, followed by parties both in the evening and early morning after the fight.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura talks about his new routine and his plans to wear an inflatable outfit during his performance with Bert Kreischer.
15:33 - 19:30 (03:57)
Summary
Tom Segura talks about his new routine and his plans to wear an inflatable outfit during his performance with Bert Kreischer.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker humorously comments on how people fight online and accuse others of racism, even in viral videos.
19:30 - 21:49 (02:18)
Summary
The speaker humorously comments on how people fight online and accuse others of racism, even in viral videos.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The introduction to the Two Bears, One Cave podcast repeats the title of the show several times.
21:49 - 25:15 (03:25)
Summary
The introduction to the Two Bears, One Cave podcast repeats the title of the show several times.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two comedians, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, share their perspectives on current events, popular culture, and life experiences while also interviewing various guests in this humorous podcast.
25:15 - 26:50 (01:35)
Summary
Two comedians, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, share their perspectives on current events, popular culture, and life experiences while also interviewing various guests in this humorous podcast.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is a comedic podcast hosted by comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer where they talk about various topics, share stories and answer listener questions.
26:50 - 30:21 (03:31)
Summary
This is a comedic podcast hosted by comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer where they talk about various topics, share stories and answer listener questions.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Craig and Callie are now the new introduction for Two Bears, One Cave, adding a fresh perspective to the podcast.
30:21 - 32:35 (02:14)
Summary
Craig and Callie are now the new introduction for Two Bears, One Cave, adding a fresh perspective to the podcast.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes on a disturbing, racist rant expressing a desire to murder people of color, including black people, Latinos, and Native Americans, by dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire.
32:35 - 34:12 (01:37)
Summary
The speaker goes on a disturbing, racist rant expressing a desire to murder people of color, including black people, Latinos, and Native Americans, by dousing them in gasoline and setting them on fire.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Summary
A person goes on a racist rant and makes derogatory statements.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The cannabis industry needs to allow more space for Black-owned businesses, as the industry continues to be dominated by white people who also perpetuate racism within it.
36:15 - 38:13 (01:58)
Summary
The cannabis industry needs to allow more space for Black-owned businesses, as the industry continues to be dominated by white people who also perpetuate racism within it.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses his fears of mortality and ponders on whether he will outlive a hypothetical person in a conversation about endorsing a truck.
38:13 - 41:42 (03:29)
Summary
The speaker expresses his fears of mortality and ponders on whether he will outlive a hypothetical person in a conversation about endorsing a truck.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the topic of funerals and how people have different preferences when it comes to planning their own funeral.
41:42 - 45:27 (03:45)
Summary
The podcast discusses the topic of funerals and how people have different preferences when it comes to planning their own funeral. Some may want a more lighthearted and fun atmosphere, while others prefer a more traditional and solemn affair.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Sarah Silverman discusses the unique relationship between comedians and trauma, touching on how their own experiences can lead to heightened empathy, but also a tendency to use humor as a defense mechanism.
45:27 - 48:03 (02:36)
Summary
Comedian Sarah Silverman discusses the unique relationship between comedians and trauma, touching on how their own experiences can lead to heightened empathy, but also a tendency to use humor as a defense mechanism.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation explores the topic of people reacting to offensive humor and how it is becoming an increasingly frequent occurrence in today's society.
48:03 - 51:50 (03:47)
Summary
The conversation explores the topic of people reacting to offensive humor and how it is becoming an increasingly frequent occurrence in today's society.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript of a conversation between stand-up comedians features a joke about inappropriate sexual behavior that may be offensive to some listeners.
51:50 - 53:56 (02:06)
Summary
This transcript of a conversation between stand-up comedians features a joke about inappropriate sexual behavior that may be offensive to some listeners.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The use of “like” in conversations could affect how likeable and trustworthy people perceive you, and the arbitrary use of fillers may prevent effective communication.
53:56 - 56:14 (02:18)
Summary
The use of “like” in conversations could affect how likeable and trustworthy people perceive you, and the arbitrary use of fillers may prevent effective communication.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker scared a jogger while they were both out for a run.
56:14 - 58:14 (02:00)
Summary
The speaker scared a jogger while they were both out for a run. The conversation then turns to a discussion about a type of bike and whether or not it can change difficulty levels.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a challenging workout consisting of box jumps, pull-ups, burpees, power cleans and overhead presses.
58:14 - 1:00:48 (02:34)
Summary
The speaker talks about a challenging workout consisting of box jumps, pull-ups, burpees, power cleans and overhead presses. He shares that it was a competition to see where people stand in terms of their performance.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how to reach an elite level of athleticism one has to be obsessive, using an example of a national champion.
1:00:48 - 1:04:47 (03:59)
Summary
The speaker discusses how to reach an elite level of athleticism one has to be obsessive, using an example of a national champion.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The physical abilities of some athletes are so advanced that they don't need to work as hard as others at lower levels.
1:04:47 - 1:08:27 (03:39)
Summary
The physical abilities of some athletes are so advanced that they don't need to work as hard as others at lower levels. This was the case for a high school junior who had unnatural size and strength without needing to put in a lot of effort.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Darnell Dockett's high school highlight reel is considered to be the most savage ever, with him bodying people and talking to them as a 16-year-old.
1:08:27 - 1:10:12 (01:45)
Summary
Darnell Dockett's high school highlight reel is considered to be the most savage ever, with him bodying people and talking to them as a 16-year-old.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan proposes the idea of taking doctor-approved steroids during Sober October, but questions whether doctors would approve or not.
1:10:12 - 1:13:00 (02:48)
Summary
Joe Rogan proposes the idea of taking doctor-approved steroids during Sober October, but questions whether doctors would approve or not.
EpisodeEp. 05 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian plans on doing his special topless in November, discusses his decision to not drink, and asks for feedback on his weight loss.
1:13:00 - 1:14:30 (01:30)
Summary
Comedian plans on doing his special topless in November, discusses his decision to not drink, and asks for feedback on his weight loss.