This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer opens with what it's like visiting Austin, and how much he loves playing games with Tom Segura's kids. Also, Tom's kids give Bert a new nick name: Fat Sticks. The bears talk about standup comedy all over the world, they try to figure out the perfect outfit for Bert's next special, and we go down the female golfer rabbit hole. We check out other cool hobbies women can get into, watch some cool debt/stuck related "videos," and check out what kind of videos the rest of America is into.
The conversation is unintelligible and lacks any coherent topic or theme.
The speaker discusses gender stereotyping and how it can affect the way people interact with each other.
The speaker recalls a memory of hearing people say "fat sticks" and not understanding the meaning behind the phrase.
Comedian and father discusses the joy of making up games with his children and shares a favorite memory of his daughters asking him to come up with a game at a pool party.
The speaker discusses their child's opinion on Philadelphia being the "greatest city in the world" and questions if they will shoot a film there.
The American stand-up comedy differs vastly from any other country's comedy form. The Brits are known for developing an hour-long original set every year, whereas American comics set up their acts as per the audiences' anticipated reactions.
The speaker highlights the significance of having a theme in stand-up comedy to make it more structured and engaging. He shares his personal experience of being questioned by a British comic about his comedy hour's theme and having rules in place to make it more cohesive.
The speaker praises a comedian's special and highlights the brilliant aspects of it, including how it elicited laughter from him in public places.
Sebastian Maniscalco talks about the fun in being a dad and how it translates into his comedy. He also shares how he spent $800 on a special outfit and discusses his comedy special.
Kevin Hart discusses the importance of looking good on comedy specials and recommends breaking in $5,000 leather pants beforehand.
A comedian discusses a potential stand-up idea where he wears leather pants and starts his set with the jacket zipped all the way up before taking it off to reveal the pants.
The speaker talks about how to find and order designer leather pants from a department store, which they were able to convince someone to wear while in the woods.
A conversation about suit shopping, hot dogs, and referencing Kevin Hart.
A comedian talks about his outfit on stage and how he sticks to the same thing every day, unlike other new comedians trying to be unique, citing Nikki Glaser as someone who does it right.
A report reveals the drugs Hunter S. Thompson consumed in an average day in Aspen, which included chartreuse, cocaine, and weed.
The speaker jumps between topics such as his dad's advice, his daughter's golf game, and his love for his family.
The speaker makes inappropriate comments about his daughter's golf swing and body, stating that if she was not his daughter he would tell her to wear a bikini and commenting on her "great fucking swing."
In this segment, a comedian challenges traditional gender roles and stereotypes in heterosexual dating.
The speaker comments on the prevalence of men-driven pornographic content and their differences in taste versus women's preferences.
The speaker expresses discomfort with a video, particularly with a scene involving a girl and a door.
The speaker appears to be rambling and jumping between unrelated topics.
The hosts discuss the use of vulgar language on film sets and how it can create an uncomfortable work environment.
The hosts of the podcast Chat Sematary brainstorm and plan to create a map like the one released by Pornhub's annual year in review, showing the most searched-for podcast hosts throughout the US.
The transcript contains explicit sexual instructions and content.
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura host a podcast called Two Bears, One Cave where they engage in dirty jokes and raunchy humor with no apologies.