Episode
Ep. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:22:55
Published: Mon May 11 2020
Description
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Adele's weight loss, Bert's sober days, and college pranks. Tom shares the infamous "1 Man, 1 Jar " video with Bert. They also call Dr. Drew to discuss the possibility of nicotine fighting Coronavirus. The two of them wrap up by eating the world hottest pork rind. What's the spiciest thing YOU'VE eaten? Let us know in the comment section below!
Chapters
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura come together for their podcast "Two Bears One Cave" after 12 years in the making.
00:00 - 00:45 (00:45)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura come together for their podcast "Two Bears One Cave" after 12 years in the making.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A mother expresses frustration with a program causing difficulty with submitting school work on time and uses harsh language about it in front of her child.
00:45 - 02:14 (01:29)
Summary
A mother expresses frustration with a program causing difficulty with submitting school work on time and uses harsh language about it in front of her child.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker's kids were surprised when they found out their dad had a beer, as they had only seen their mom, Leann, drunk and it changed her behavior.
02:14 - 03:50 (01:35)
Summary
The speaker's kids were surprised when they found out their dad had a beer, as they had only seen their mom, Leann, drunk and it changed her behavior. The speaker reveals his wife's behavior when she drinks.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker tells a story about getting bit by a bat, despite her friends initially thinking it was impossible.
03:50 - 06:25 (02:35)
Summary
The speaker tells a story about getting bit by a bat, despite her friends initially thinking it was impossible.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast explores the challenges of expressing emotions through language and how people resort to varying creative strategies to articulate their feelings.
06:25 - 08:35 (02:09)
Summary
The podcast explores the challenges of expressing emotions through language and how people resort to varying creative strategies to articulate their feelings.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their experience of getting bitten by a bat and how they initially didn't realize it until a waitress pointed it out.
08:35 - 11:16 (02:41)
Summary
The speaker shares their experience of getting bitten by a bat and how they initially didn't realize it until a waitress pointed it out.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A family member shares a story where another family member made a racist comment and a sexual innuendo during an interaction.
11:16 - 14:41 (03:25)
Summary
A family member shares a story where another family member made a racist comment and a sexual innuendo during an interaction.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes their struggles with sobriety and the challenges of resisting temptations.
14:41 - 21:37 (06:56)
Summary
The speaker describes their struggles with sobriety and the challenges of resisting temptations. They share an anecdote of consuming alcohol before a flight while sitting next to a stranger at early hours and their desire for a cigar during quarantine.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the limitations of the body positivity movement that promotes self-love at all sizes, and how it is not addressing the root cause of weight discrimination.
21:37 - 25:35 (03:58)
Summary
The podcast discusses the limitations of the body positivity movement that promotes self-love at all sizes, and how it is not addressing the root cause of weight discrimination.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses her personal struggles with weight loss, including not celebrating it and concerns about looking too skinny.
25:35 - 27:37 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker discusses her personal struggles with weight loss, including not celebrating it and concerns about looking too skinny.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the fine line between enjoying drinks and maintaining a healthy lifestyle, and how people tend to talk about losing weight without actually doing it.
27:37 - 32:11 (04:34)
Summary
The speaker talks about the fine line between enjoying drinks and maintaining a healthy lifestyle, and how people tend to talk about losing weight without actually doing it.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts ask their guest if he's ready for the machine and repeatedly shout "machine" before revealing they were referring to a gay porn, much to the surprise of the guest.
32:11 - 33:32 (01:21)
Summary
The hosts ask their guest if he's ready for the machine and repeatedly shout "machine" before revealing they were referring to a gay porn, much to the surprise of the guest.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A snippet of a conversation discussing hazing in fraternities, where one person shares a story about taking part in a hazing ritual involving getting drunk and bringing someone into the woods.
33:32 - 35:10 (01:38)
Summary
A snippet of a conversation discussing hazing in fraternities, where one person shares a story about taking part in a hazing ritual involving getting drunk and bringing someone into the woods.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a humorous experience of accidentally overhearing someone's loud audio playing Swedish death metal in public, and the awkwardness that ensued.
35:10 - 37:17 (02:06)
Summary
The speaker recounts a humorous experience of accidentally overhearing someone's loud audio playing Swedish death metal in public, and the awkwardness that ensued.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story about a rumor that was spread about them by their roommate, involving a person defecating in their shared living space.
37:17 - 41:01 (03:44)
Summary
The speaker recounts a story about a rumor that was spread about them by their roommate, involving a person defecating in their shared living space.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan reflects on his fascination with Kim Jong Un's love for American culture and Michael Jordan, despite growing up in North Korea.
41:01 - 45:38 (04:37)
Summary
Joe Rogan reflects on his fascination with Kim Jong Un's love for American culture and Michael Jordan, despite growing up in North Korea.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares stories of knife accidents, including one where a kid got stabbed and another where someone almost cut off their finger.
45:38 - 47:43 (02:05)
Summary
The speaker shares stories of knife accidents, including one where a kid got stabbed and another where someone almost cut off their finger.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes witnessing a violent altercation at a small school party after recognizing some familiar faces, highlighting the potential dangers of partying in close-knit communities.
47:43 - 52:19 (04:35)
Summary
The speaker describes witnessing a violent altercation at a small school party after recognizing some familiar faces, highlighting the potential dangers of partying in close-knit communities.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes an incident where a person beat up seven people who were around 5'10 to 6' and weighed between 190 to 205 pounds.
52:19 - 53:59 (01:39)
Summary
The speaker describes an incident where a person beat up seven people who were around 5'10 to 6' and weighed between 190 to 205 pounds. When asked who started the fight, the speaker claims ignorance.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how he and his friends were drinking beers and got in trouble for carving "pig" on the side of a building.
53:59 - 56:57 (02:58)
Summary
The speaker talks about how he and his friends were drinking beers and got in trouble for carving "pig" on the side of a building. They could not understand why they were getting in so much trouble for just drinking beers.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes on a profanity-laden rant about the movie "Big", expressing disdain for the film and warning guests that they will have a different experience at his house if they like it.
56:57 - 59:22 (02:24)
Summary
The speaker goes on a profanity-laden rant about the movie "Big", expressing disdain for the film and warning guests that they will have a different experience at his house if they like it.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses how he values his friendship with Tom Segura and how it affects his opinions of others, while also sharing his desire to move away from the city.
59:22 - 1:02:41 (03:18)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses how he values his friendship with Tom Segura and how it affects his opinions of others, while also sharing his desire to move away from the city.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his experience with dipping, and how it became normalized through his social environment.
1:02:41 - 1:05:43 (03:02)
Summary
The speaker discusses his experience with dipping, and how it became normalized through his social environment. He mentions trying different brands and types of dip over time.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In a podcast, Dr. Drew suggests that nicotine may help fight the virus, but acknowledges that there's no consensus yet.
1:05:43 - 1:08:07 (02:23)
Summary
In a podcast, Dr. Drew suggests that nicotine may help fight the virus, but acknowledges that there's no consensus yet. Adam Carolla jokes about the consequences of treating people's addiction with nicotine.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a sobriety plan and expresses caution about using ride-sharing services, jokingly asking if it constitutes rape.
1:08:07 - 1:09:47 (01:40)
Summary
The speaker discusses a sobriety plan and expresses caution about using ride-sharing services, jokingly asking if it constitutes rape.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his idea for making monkey fist forks for eating salad and how he may have unintentionally sounded like a black guy during a podcast with Jay Farrow.
1:09:47 - 1:13:40 (03:53)
Summary
The speaker discusses his idea for making monkey fist forks for eating salad and how he may have unintentionally sounded like a black guy during a podcast with Jay Farrow. He also mentions feeling like he only talks to a few people, who often caution him against certain actions.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Quotes from a podcast episode featuring strange and explicit language.
1:13:40 - 1:15:52 (02:11)
Summary
Quotes from a podcast episode featuring strange and explicit language.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the host shares his experience trying out the Devil Rind spice powder and tagging them on social media as requested.
1:15:52 - 1:17:53 (02:01)
Summary
In this episode, the host shares his experience trying out the Devil Rind spice powder and tagging them on social media as requested.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals have an incoherent conversation while under the influence of a drug.
1:17:54 - 1:19:02 (01:08)
Summary
Two individuals have an incoherent conversation while under the influence of a drug.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person makes an inappropriate comment which leads to an accident where they get wounded and bleed profusely, requiring someone else to remove the glass from their body.
1:19:02 - 1:20:50 (01:48)
Summary
A person makes an inappropriate comment which leads to an accident where they get wounded and bleed profusely, requiring someone else to remove the glass from their body.
EpisodeEp. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan and Tom Segura try microdosing hot sauce while discussing the effects it has on their taste buds and present-focused consciousness.
1:20:50 - 1:22:23 (01:33)
Summary
Joe Rogan and Tom Segura try microdosing hot sauce while discussing the effects it has on their taste buds and present-focused consciousness.