Episode
Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:16:33
Published: Mon Jun 15 2020
Description
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite commercial. They also discuss losing their virginity, decaf coffee, men's wigs, 85 South, and UTIs. Also, the 2 Bears baseball caps are available sooner than you think!
Chapters
Bert Chrysher and Tom Despiro are the hosts of a podcast called Two Bears, One Cave, where they have lighthearted conversations.
00:00 - 00:27 (00:27)
Summary
Bert Chrysher and Tom Despiro are the hosts of a podcast called Two Bears, One Cave, where they have lighthearted conversations.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode of Two Bears One Cave, the hosts casually chat about donating Plasma, getting negative feedback from listeners, and Tom's hair.
00:27 - 01:10 (00:42)
Summary
In this episode of Two Bears One Cave, the hosts casually chat about donating Plasma, getting negative feedback from listeners, and Tom's hair.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss haircuts, wearing masks, and a humorous comparison to Hitler's facial features, along with the challenges of trying to trim one's own beard.
01:10 - 01:50 (00:39)
Summary
The hosts discuss haircuts, wearing masks, and a humorous comparison to Hitler's facial features, along with the challenges of trying to trim one's own beard.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss wigs and compliment a character's wig from 90 Day Fiancé.
01:50 - 02:49 (00:58)
Summary
The hosts discuss wigs and compliment a character's wig from 90 Day Fiancé.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss their experiences with hair loss and how it affects men.
02:49 - 03:28 (00:38)
Summary
The hosts discuss their experiences with hair loss and how it affects men.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan talks about experiencing hair loss from a young age due to genetics and shares his journey from having thin hair to eventually going bald.
03:28 - 04:14 (00:45)
Summary
Joe Rogan talks about experiencing hair loss from a young age due to genetics and shares his journey from having thin hair to eventually going bald.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person discusses the progression of their hair thinning and how people lied to them about it, as well as their personal dislike for having thin hair.
04:14 - 04:42 (00:28)
Summary
A person discusses the progression of their hair thinning and how people lied to them about it, as well as their personal dislike for having thin hair.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his experience with hair loss and how it related to his first realization of mortality.
04:42 - 05:07 (00:24)
Summary
The speaker discusses his experience with hair loss and how it related to his first realization of mortality.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this snippet, the speaker shares a humorous anecdote about his long hair during his college fraternity days and how he eventually got a Caesar haircut which he proudly displays.
05:07 - 05:42 (00:34)
Summary
In this snippet, the speaker shares a humorous anecdote about his long hair during his college fraternity days and how he eventually got a Caesar haircut which he proudly displays.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his experience of being told he was losing his hair and how it made him feel panicked.
05:42 - 06:10 (00:27)
Summary
The speaker talks about his experience of being told he was losing his hair and how it made him feel panicked.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of losing hair at a young age and how he sought medical treatment immediately, which stopped his hair loss.
06:10 - 06:42 (00:32)
Summary
The speaker shares his experience of losing hair at a young age and how he sought medical treatment immediately, which stopped his hair loss.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about how he will handle hair loss if he continues to go bald while highlighting the different appearances of hair length.
06:42 - 07:08 (00:26)
Summary
The speaker talks about how he will handle hair loss if he continues to go bald while highlighting the different appearances of hair length.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Burke Reiser shares a story about how he felt confident and attractive while on vacation, until he saw a photo of himself and realized he didn't match his self-image.
07:08 - 08:02 (00:53)
Summary
Comedian Burke Reiser shares a story about how he felt confident and attractive while on vacation, until he saw a photo of himself and realized he didn't match his self-image.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their family's communication style and their tendency to comment on one's appearance, even if it is negative.
08:02 - 12:14 (04:11)
Summary
The speaker reflects on their family's communication style and their tendency to comment on one's appearance, even if it is negative.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the hosts discuss the uncomfortable conversations they have with their parents, from body image critiques to oversharing about their sex life.
12:14 - 15:21 (03:07)
Summary
In this episode, the hosts discuss the uncomfortable conversations they have with their parents, from body image critiques to oversharing about their sex life.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Ben shared his experience working at a restaurant where he encountered a police officer who had previously taken him to jail.
15:22 - 17:15 (01:52)
Summary
Ben shared his experience working at a restaurant where he encountered a police officer who had previously taken him to jail. The situation escalated, resulting in Ben losing his tooth and getting fired from his job across the street from where he had been beaten up before.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains random banter and conversational fragments.
17:15 - 19:47 (02:32)
Summary
The transcript contains random banter and conversational fragments.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their struggles with controlling their calories and sugar intake, as well as their concerns about the health effects of certain foods like hot dogs.
19:47 - 23:45 (03:58)
Summary
The speaker discusses their struggles with controlling their calories and sugar intake, as well as their concerns about the health effects of certain foods like hot dogs.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his new girlfriend, life in Los Angeles, and responds to people calling him smelly.
23:45 - 26:24 (02:39)
Summary
The speaker talks about his new girlfriend, life in Los Angeles, and responds to people calling him smelly. He also mentions sleeping during a windstorm and his interaction with Dog the Bounty Hunter and his dog.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker follows Kristy Mack on OnlyFans and talks about the platform's use for promoting explicit content.
26:24 - 28:52 (02:28)
Summary
The speaker follows Kristy Mack on OnlyFans and talks about the platform's use for promoting explicit content.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man discusses his plans for his final days if he were diagnosed with a terminal illness, which includes having sex with multiple porn stars.
28:52 - 30:12 (01:20)
Summary
A man discusses his plans for his final days if he were diagnosed with a terminal illness, which includes having sex with multiple porn stars.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast engage in a conversation, including inappropriate language, regarding a person's sexual prowess and their possible ability to sexually satisfy multiple partners.
31:49 - 34:09 (02:19)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast engage in a conversation, including inappropriate language, regarding a person's sexual prowess and their possible ability to sexually satisfy multiple partners.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains an unstructured conversation with scattered topics such as someone's life story, self-reflection, and food preferences.
34:09 - 36:16 (02:07)
Summary
This transcript contains an unstructured conversation with scattered topics such as someone's life story, self-reflection, and food preferences.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses his violent attitude towards women which includes tying them up and throwing them into the river, showing no remorse.
36:16 - 38:29 (02:13)
Summary
The speaker expresses his violent attitude towards women which includes tying them up and throwing them into the river, showing no remorse. He also talks about how he wanted to marry someone just to avoid conceiving a child out of wedlock.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains a fragmented and unclear sentence that cannot provide a comprehensive topic summary.
38:29 - 40:21 (01:52)
Summary
The transcript contains a fragmented and unclear sentence that cannot provide a comprehensive topic summary.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their fears and discomfort about becoming a dad, feeling unprepared and overwhelmed by the prospect.
40:21 - 42:06 (01:45)
Summary
The speaker expresses their fears and discomfort about becoming a dad, feeling unprepared and overwhelmed by the prospect.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the speaker talks about their experience with receiving oral sex and realizing the art of the blowjob, including the use of "like" as a technique.
42:06 - 47:48 (05:42)
Summary
In this episode, the speaker talks about their experience with receiving oral sex and realizing the art of the blowjob, including the use of "like" as a technique.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses tongue movement techniques and advice given by someone else on the topic.
47:48 - 50:57 (03:09)
Summary
The speaker discusses tongue movement techniques and advice given by someone else on the topic.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this snippet, a speaker discusses their preference for a certain sexual act and their partner's reluctance to participate.
50:57 - 54:23 (03:26)
Summary
In this snippet, a speaker discusses their preference for a certain sexual act and their partner's reluctance to participate.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan describes how he ate a thick chicken pita and then talks about a recent episode with a black police officer that he found to be a great conversation.
54:23 - 56:43 (02:20)
Summary
Joe Rogan describes how he ate a thick chicken pita and then talks about a recent episode with a black police officer that he found to be a great conversation.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses her struggles with finding a group chat after deleting all her texts, and the introduction of the hormone-free IUD Paragard.
56:43 - 59:07 (02:24)
Summary
The speaker discusses her struggles with finding a group chat after deleting all her texts, and the introduction of the hormone-free IUD Paragard.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker critiques the current approach to sex education for minors, stating that it often falls short and relies on overly simplistic analogies and energy, resembling high school music energy, rather than providing real and comprehensive information.
59:07 - 1:01:20 (02:13)
Summary
The speaker critiques the current approach to sex education for minors, stating that it often falls short and relies on overly simplistic analogies and energy, resembling high school music energy, rather than providing real and comprehensive information.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the podcast laugh hysterically over a commercial advertising a stroller designed to allow safe social distancing.
1:01:20 - 1:04:55 (03:34)
Summary
The hosts of the podcast laugh hysterically over a commercial advertising a stroller designed to allow safe social distancing. Their discussion then moves on to the topic of sexual activities during quarantine.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes on an unrelated rant about men's responsibility in regards to ejaculation and offers to write and direct the next commercial.
1:04:55 - 1:09:26 (04:31)
Summary
The speaker goes on an unrelated rant about men's responsibility in regards to ejaculation and offers to write and direct the next commercial.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker uses a community number to reward fans who sign up for it by giving them early access to ticket sales and product releases as a way of thanking them for their support.
1:09:26 - 1:11:58 (02:32)
Summary
The speaker uses a community number to reward fans who sign up for it by giving them early access to ticket sales and product releases as a way of thanking them for their support.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Many entertainers are turning to drive-in movie theaters as a way to have live shows while maintaining social distancing guidelines.
1:11:58 - 1:14:08 (02:10)
Summary
Many entertainers are turning to drive-in movie theaters as a way to have live shows while maintaining social distancing guidelines. Several shows are scheduled to take place at drive-in theaters in Indianapolis and Charlotte.
EpisodeEp. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The number of hospitalizations caused by COVID-19 is a crucial metric in understanding the severity of the disease's impact.
1:14:08 - 1:16:04 (01:56)
Summary
The number of hospitalizations caused by COVID-19 is a crucial metric in understanding the severity of the disease's impact. As hospitals become more overwhelmed, it signifies a higher rate of infection and can help predict future outbreaks.