Episode
Ep. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:21:03
Published: Mon Sep 30 2019
Description
Greg Louganis hates Bert Kreischer. Tom Segura gets the scoop from Bert as he rehashes his time on reality TV show "Reality Bites Back." The conversation shifts to one of the cast members on Bert's season who created the craziest comedy class in all of history, so crazy that it caused Doug Stanhope to write an eviscerating blog about it. Tom and Bert need to settle a bet so they call their wives. Uncrustables make an appearance and Bert has an interesting way of describing their taste. Dave Chappelle's special gets discussed and Tom and Bert make gifs for you.
Chapters
The speaker mentions that listeners can find Two Bears One Cave merchandise, as well as merchandise related to Babe Ruth, at BurtBurtBurt.com.
00:00 - 01:38 (01:38)
Summary
The speaker mentions that listeners can find Two Bears One Cave merchandise, as well as merchandise related to Babe Ruth, at BurtBurtBurt.com.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the low pay and harsh working conditions of reality TV show contestants, often young and inexperienced.
01:38 - 04:06 (02:27)
Summary
A discussion about the low pay and harsh working conditions of reality TV show contestants, often young and inexperienced.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends chatting about the time they lived together and recalling some of the moments they shared, including watching a reality show and one of them being impressed with the other's skill at navigating it.
04:06 - 06:28 (02:22)
Summary
Two friends chatting about the time they lived together and recalling some of the moments they shared, including watching a reality show and one of them being impressed with the other's skill at navigating it.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Mo discusses the correlation between being a little "crazy" and being a successful motivational speaker.
06:28 - 10:02 (03:34)
Summary
Mo discusses the correlation between being a little "crazy" and being a successful motivational speaker. He also mentions how one speaker's big break led to the start of his self-help career.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their disdain towards people who teach stand-up comedy classes and highlights how often these individuals have little to no experience performing paid comedy gigs.
10:02 - 13:20 (03:17)
Summary
The speaker expresses their disdain towards people who teach stand-up comedy classes and highlights how often these individuals have little to no experience performing paid comedy gigs. They also mention how uncomfortable it can be to be in a conversation about stand-up comedy classes, prompting Leanne to change the subject at dinner.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker apologizes for making an offensive comment and discusses their relationship with a colleague's father, while Kyle Cease's experience of staying in a hotel for five days is briefly mentioned.
13:20 - 16:53 (03:32)
Summary
The speaker apologizes for making an offensive comment and discusses their relationship with a colleague's father, while Kyle Cease's experience of staying in a hotel for five days is briefly mentioned.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Kyle shares the story of making hats with a cringe-worthy request and admits to saying terrible things to his mom during his teenage years.
16:53 - 19:33 (02:39)
Summary
Kyle shares the story of making hats with a cringe-worthy request and admits to saying terrible things to his mom during his teenage years.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares their fear of ruining their career after a performance, only to find out the next day that their celebrity parents thought they were hilarious on Comedy Central.
19:33 - 24:56 (05:23)
Summary
A comedian shares their fear of ruining their career after a performance, only to find out the next day that their celebrity parents thought they were hilarious on Comedy Central.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker made a controversial statement about preferring to have sex without a condom and risk HIV over using protection because of the availability of good medicine.
25:00 - 27:03 (02:02)
Summary
The speaker made a controversial statement about preferring to have sex without a condom and risk HIV over using protection because of the availability of good medicine.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the host talks about his awkward date night with Luenell where she removed her second bathing suit leaving them clueless.
27:03 - 31:10 (04:07)
Summary
In this podcast, the host talks about his awkward date night with Luenell where she removed her second bathing suit leaving them clueless.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion ensues about the host's love for uncrustables and their calorie content.
31:10 - 33:29 (02:18)
Summary
A discussion ensues about the host's love for uncrustables and their calorie content.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about his love for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and invites micro peanut butter companies to send him their products.
33:30 - 35:55 (02:24)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about his love for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, and invites micro peanut butter companies to send him their products.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses his preference for peanut butter over almond butter, despite societal pressure to prefer the latter.
35:55 - 39:09 (03:14)
Summary
The speaker discusses his preference for peanut butter over almond butter, despite societal pressure to prefer the latter. He also mentions trying a unique peanut butter and jelly blend and enjoying it.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss their differing calorie intake, with one claiming they could eat only five thousand calories a day and the other saying they sustain themselves with spin classes and Uncrustables.
39:11 - 43:47 (04:36)
Summary
The speakers discuss their differing calorie intake, with one claiming they could eat only five thousand calories a day and the other saying they sustain themselves with spin classes and Uncrustables. They also briefly touch on a conversation they had about Uncrustables and it leading to an idea.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Isla comes up with genius invention ideas such as a metal appearing black cane and inspires others to bring them to life.
43:47 - 47:06 (03:18)
Summary
Isla comes up with genius invention ideas such as a metal appearing black cane and inspires others to bring them to life.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story about a violent interaction where a friend's nose was injured and suggests viewing a video of the incident to see the extent of the injury.
47:06 - 50:33 (03:27)
Summary
The speaker recounts a story about a violent interaction where a friend's nose was injured and suggests viewing a video of the incident to see the extent of the injury.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the impact of fame on celebrities, including the pressure to maintain a certain image and how it can affect their personal lives.
50:33 - 53:14 (02:40)
Summary
The hosts discuss the impact of fame on celebrities, including the pressure to maintain a certain image and how it can affect their personal lives.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the intelligence of an individual that made people sit through his talks even if it meant listening to boring information just to hear about a black hole.
53:14 - 56:35 (03:21)
Summary
The speaker discusses the intelligence of an individual that made people sit through his talks even if it meant listening to boring information just to hear about a black hole.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Stephen expresses his excitement for Ceviche Day and the spread of Peruvian food options available.
56:35 - 1:00:30 (03:54)
Summary
Stephen expresses his excitement for Ceviche Day and the spread of Peruvian food options available. He also shares his irritation with people who try to be the smartest and funniest person in the room.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians discuss the issue of being too woke and how it can come off as tone deaf in the comedy world.
1:00:30 - 1:03:13 (02:43)
Summary
Comedians discuss the issue of being too woke and how it can come off as tone deaf in the comedy world. However, they also mention the issue of having friends who don't understand the difference between being a comedian and being mean.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host talks about offensive humor and addiction, and how few people can truly understand what it's like to be "strung out."
1:03:13 - 1:06:19 (03:05)
Summary
The host talks about offensive humor and addiction, and how few people can truly understand what it's like to be "strung out." They discuss the experience of being around someone who is unintentionally offensive.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss the use of emojis in communication and how they can often prompt a response or gift.
1:06:19 - 1:09:04 (02:45)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss the use of emojis in communication and how they can often prompt a response or gift. They mention the Kermit tipping tea emoji as an example.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion of the difficulty in interpreting the meaning behind certain emojis, particularly those that may have cultural significance.
1:09:04 - 1:11:36 (02:31)
Summary
A discussion of the difficulty in interpreting the meaning behind certain emojis, particularly those that may have cultural significance.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura jokes about overweight people wanting to have thinner bodies in their photos and how rap music could handle the situation.
1:11:36 - 1:16:28 (04:52)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura jokes about overweight people wanting to have thinner bodies in their photos and how rap music could handle the situation.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker briefly touches on the topic of healthy living for young comics.
1:16:31 - 1:19:31 (02:59)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker briefly touches on the topic of healthy living for young comics. He also mentions the idea of working with other successful comics to take his career to the next level.
EpisodeEp. 07 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer promotes his upcoming Body Shots World Tour and Winter Tour and urges fans to purchase tickets.
1:19:31 - 1:20:57 (01:25)
Summary
Bert Kreischer promotes his upcoming Body Shots World Tour and Winter Tour and urges fans to purchase tickets. There is also mention of an upcoming special being shot in Cleveland.