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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Published: Mon Nov 22 2021
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Comedian Pete Davidson announces a show at Credit Union One Arena in Chicago on April 16th, his birthday.
00:00 - 00:28 (00:28)
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Pete Davidson, Chicago
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Comedian Pete Davidson announces a show at Credit Union One Arena in Chicago on April 16th, his birthday. Presale tickets are available from Wednesday until Thursday with the code "everywhere," and general tickets go on sale Friday.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A young student shares how she communicated her passion for environmental awareness to her teachers and peers, and received positive feedback.
00:28 - 02:46 (02:17)
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Environmentalism
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A young student shares how she communicated her passion for environmental awareness to her teachers and peers, and received positive feedback.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person shared their experience of watching surgeries as a freshman in high school, sparking the interest of doctors who assumed they were a medical student.
02:46 - 05:00 (02:14)
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Surgery
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A person shared their experience of watching surgeries as a freshman in high school, sparking the interest of doctors who assumed they were a medical student.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recounts their experience of having a low GPA in college and the uncertainty about their future in medicine.
05:00 - 08:04 (03:04)
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College, GPA
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A person recounts their experience of having a low GPA in college and the uncertainty about their future in medicine.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the struggles of being a comedian and advises a young comedian to push through the tough times.
08:04 - 10:51 (02:46)
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Comedy
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The speaker talks about the struggles of being a comedian and advises a young comedian to push through the tough times.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the regret a father expressed for prioritizing his career over spending time with his family.
10:51 - 14:26 (03:35)
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Family
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The speaker reflects on the regret a father expressed for prioritizing his career over spending time with his family.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the influence of his father on his own parenting style and the importance of being a good dad.
14:26 - 16:30 (02:04)
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Fatherhood
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The speaker reflects on the influence of his father on his own parenting style and the importance of being a good dad.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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16:30 - 21:00 (04:30)
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N/A
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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
During a table read, tensions rose when one of the actors was deemed not good enough by the rest of the cast.
21:00 - 25:36 (04:36)
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Drama
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During a table read, tensions rose when one of the actors was deemed not good enough by the rest of the cast.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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David Jay and Liz Vaski do a live table read of a TV pilot script while sipping on beers and discussing random topics.
25:36 - 27:35 (01:59)
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Entertainment
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David Jay and Liz Vaski do a live table read of a TV pilot script while sipping on beers and discussing random topics.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast segment, the advantages of a career in stand-up comedy versus acting are discussed.
27:35 - 31:01 (03:26)
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Stand-Up Comedy
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In this podcast segment, the advantages of a career in stand-up comedy versus acting are discussed.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on their role in the entertainment industry and critiques the narrow stereotypes portrayed by Hollywood.
31:01 - 34:19 (03:18)
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Entertainment
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The speaker reflects on their role in the entertainment industry and critiques the narrow stereotypes portrayed by Hollywood.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker explains the terms of a challenge where everyone on the tour bus has to drink a gallon of water a day or pay $50, but if one person fails the challenge, no one wins.
34:19 - 36:25 (02:06)
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Health
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The speaker explains the terms of a challenge where everyone on the tour bus has to drink a gallon of water a day or pay $50, but if one person fails the challenge, no one wins.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how he enjoys drinking Liquid Death water in between shows, as it does not make him need to go to the bathroom during performances.
36:25 - 39:29 (03:04)
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Liquid Death
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The speaker discusses how he enjoys drinking Liquid Death water in between shows, as it does not make him need to go to the bathroom during performances.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experience with gambling recklessly and trying to have fun at the casino.
39:29 - 43:21 (03:51)
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Gambling
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The speaker talks about their experience with gambling recklessly and trying to have fun at the casino.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker felt self-conscious about his messy beard and received a negative comment about his appearance, causing him to hide his face in public.
43:21 - 47:37 (04:16)
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Personal appearance
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The speaker felt self-conscious about his messy beard and received a negative comment about his appearance, causing him to hide his face in public.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a time when they were hot at the craps table and winning big with the whole table.
47:37 - 49:45 (02:08)
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Gambling
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The speaker recalls a time when they were hot at the craps table and winning big with the whole table. However, they were interrupted by a stick guy and lost their momentum.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man demands an apology and a refund after losing money, and threatens to continue causing a scene until he speaks to a manager.
49:45 - 51:35 (01:50)
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customer service
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A man demands an apology and a refund after losing money, and threatens to continue causing a scene until he speaks to a manager.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A manager watches a video and confronts an employee with an apology.
51:35 - 54:48 (03:13)
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Apology
Comedian Bill Burr tells a story about his manager, Dave Becky, and how he helped boost his career.
54:48 - 57:35 (02:46)
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Comedy Management
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Comedian Bill Burr tells a story about his manager, Dave Becky, and how he helped boost his career. He also mentions other big names in the comedy management world, like Kevin Hart.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A man accidentally throws his headphones off a second-story balcony when attempting to fix his Wi-Fi connection.
57:35 - 59:49 (02:14)
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Technology
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A man accidentally throws his headphones off a second-story balcony when attempting to fix his Wi-Fi connection.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A female manager apologized to Pete for falsely accusing him of hitting someone with a stick after watching the video evidence.
59:49 - 1:03:10 (03:21)
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Apology
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A female manager apologized to Pete for falsely accusing him of hitting someone with a stick after watching the video evidence.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A former Travel Channel employee recalls being warned to be careful about what he said on stage during a stand-up comedy routine.
1:03:10 - 1:05:05 (01:54)
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Stand-Up Comedy
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A former Travel Channel employee recalls being warned to be careful about what he said on stage during a stand-up comedy routine.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker talks about getting naked on the bus and his/her experience with their partner packing up their sex toys.
1:05:05 - 1:07:18 (02:12)
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Sexuality
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The speaker talks about getting naked on the bus and his/her experience with their partner packing up their sex toys.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The stigma around male nudity can lead to body shaming and discomfort for many men.
1:07:18 - 1:08:56 (01:37)
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Body Image
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The stigma around male nudity can lead to body shaming and discomfort for many men. Additionally, societal pressure to have a certain body type can lead to unhealthy habits and negative self-image.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker shares his experience of getting naked in locker rooms and backstage after performances.
1:08:56 - 1:11:41 (02:44)
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Personal Experience
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The speaker shares his experience of getting naked in locker rooms and backstage after performances. He also praises a videographer who captures some great shots on stage using drones and jibs.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker expresses frustration about being asked to stop recording in a casino by an unidentified woman.
1:11:41 - 1:16:46 (05:05)
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Casino
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The speaker expresses frustration about being asked to stop recording in a casino by an unidentified woman.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Bert's apology on a podcast goes wrong as he creates more controversy and is met with a manager on the show.
1:16:46 - 1:19:08 (02:22)
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Podcast
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Bert's apology on a podcast goes wrong as he creates more controversy and is met with a manager on the show.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A person recounts an encounter with Dave Chappelle's security at a bar.
1:19:08 - 1:21:08 (02:00)
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Dave Chappelle, security
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A person recounts an encounter with Dave Chappelle's security at a bar.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker shares an anecdote about how he saw someone try to protect their spot in a bar line, but the people he was trying to protect it for left, showing the importance of being able to say "no" in life.
1:21:08 - 1:22:46 (01:38)
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Lifestyle
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The speaker shares an anecdote about how he saw someone try to protect their spot in a bar line, but the people he was trying to protect it for left, showing the importance of being able to say "no" in life.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Join comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura as they discuss Partology mixed with dirty jokes and raunchy humor.
1:22:46 - 1:23:02 (00:15)
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Comedy
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Join comedians Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura as they discuss Partology mixed with dirty jokes and raunchy humor. There are no apologies in this unscripted and uncensored podcast.

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Ep. 108 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer