Episode
Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:12:44
Published: Mon Dec 23 2019
Description
Bert Kreischer is burning his mouth on an Uncrustable while Tom Segura laughs. That’s how this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave begins. The only way to follow that is with a history lesson. Plus, we find out about Tom’s parenting misstep and about what a miracle Bert’s kids are alive and haven’t been taken away. There’s a quick call from Joey Diaz and the Bears reminisce about Bert’s old sex show.
Chapters
Bert Kreischer and Tom Sinclair kick off the show by discussing the 12-years in the making podcast where they plan to entertain and maybe even be hated by their listeners.
00:00 - 00:46 (00:46)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Sinclair kick off the show by discussing the 12-years in the making podcast where they plan to entertain and maybe even be hated by their listeners. They also share their funny yet relatable life experiences, including Bert burning his mouth on an Uncrustable.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses disappointment in the quality of donuts in LA compared to other places in the world, citing the lack of variety and distinctiveness among local bakeries.
00:46 - 02:39 (01:53)
Summary
The speaker expresses disappointment in the quality of donuts in LA compared to other places in the world, citing the lack of variety and distinctiveness among local bakeries.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A wide-ranging conversation covering topics such as the similarities between Italy and Spain and New Jersey and New York, the potential qualities of a successful president, and the joys of travel.
02:39 - 05:37 (02:57)
Summary
A wide-ranging conversation covering topics such as the similarities between Italy and Spain and New Jersey and New York, the potential qualities of a successful president, and the joys of travel.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the unpredictability of movie marketing and how sometimes even the most seemingly unconventional ideas can sell a movie.
05:37 - 07:42 (02:05)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the unpredictability of movie marketing and how sometimes even the most seemingly unconventional ideas can sell a movie.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker talks about her preference for morning sex and her OCD thoughts around it.
07:42 - 10:17 (02:34)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speaker talks about her preference for morning sex and her OCD thoughts around it. She discusses her desire to move on quickly after sex and how this relates to her OCD tendencies.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about having a unique sense of humor that may not be appreciated by others.
10:17 - 12:15 (01:58)
Summary
A conversation about having a unique sense of humor that may not be appreciated by others.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the experience of having a 15-year-old son who's dating and how it feels to be around a younger person engaging with strangers.
12:15 - 14:43 (02:28)
Summary
The host discusses the experience of having a 15-year-old son who's dating and how it feels to be around a younger person engaging with strangers. He talks about his son's judgmental and sarcastic attitude and how he thinks he'll act towards him in the future.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A rambling stream-of-consciousness monologue about parenting and inappropriate behavior.
14:43 - 18:09 (03:26)
Summary
A rambling stream-of-consciousness monologue about parenting and inappropriate behavior.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A nonsensical discussion about an unidentifiable topic is had by two individuals.
18:09 - 20:30 (02:21)
Summary
A nonsensical discussion about an unidentifiable topic is had by two individuals.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
One person shares their experience of potty training their child at around 18 months old, noting the difference in approach to teaching a child to use the toilet versus not using it.
20:30 - 24:41 (04:10)
Summary
One person shares their experience of potty training their child at around 18 months old, noting the difference in approach to teaching a child to use the toilet versus not using it.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian shares his confusion over not getting an expected physical reaction while holding his own baby, after previously experiencing arousal when watching others hold theirs.
24:41 - 27:45 (03:04)
Summary
Comedian shares his confusion over not getting an expected physical reaction while holding his own baby, after previously experiencing arousal when watching others hold theirs.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation taking place on a roof overlooking Hollywood includes a comparison to Gerard Depardieu and discussion about a plastic playhouse on the other side of the deck.
27:45 - 32:35 (04:49)
Summary
A conversation taking place on a roof overlooking Hollywood includes a comparison to Gerard Depardieu and discussion about a plastic playhouse on the other side of the deck.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A brief reflection on past and future plans, with a reference to a Mark Wahlberg movie and a desire for 30 more years of podcasting.
32:35 - 36:11 (03:36)
Summary
A brief reflection on past and future plans, with a reference to a Mark Wahlberg movie and a desire for 30 more years of podcasting.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan talks about his fall off a waterfall during a travel show and the negative impact of fame on his mental health.
36:11 - 39:10 (02:59)
Summary
Joe Rogan talks about his fall off a waterfall during a travel show and the negative impact of fame on his mental health.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian talks about the unpredictability of television schedules and the challenges of being on a show.
39:10 - 42:49 (03:39)
Summary
Comedian talks about the unpredictability of television schedules and the challenges of being on a show. He also brings up the topic of receiving shirts as gifts and hypothetical scenarios with his audience size.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss changes in the media landscape and how it has affected the way people consume content.
42:49 - 45:21 (02:32)
Summary
The hosts discuss changes in the media landscape and how it has affected the way people consume content.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
No meaningful information can be extracted from this dialogue.
45:21 - 49:39 (04:18)
Summary
No meaningful information can be extracted from this dialogue.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two podcast hosts discuss their experiences with sexual harassment and pretending to be a mattress salesman.
49:39 - 53:28 (03:49)
Summary
Two podcast hosts discuss their experiences with sexual harassment and pretending to be a mattress salesman.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes being in a room with Burt where they would make comments that thinly veiled their true opinions.
53:28 - 56:35 (03:07)
Summary
The speaker describes being in a room with Burt where they would make comments that thinly veiled their true opinions.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A tale of an NFL star and his charming personality that is described as made in a laboratory.
56:35 - 59:12 (02:37)
Summary
A tale of an NFL star and his charming personality that is described as made in a laboratory.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast transcript delves into the different levels of endorsement deals offered by sportswear companies, ranging from mid-tier deals to superstar deals where the athlete's name appears on products.
59:12 - 1:03:31 (04:19)
Summary
This podcast transcript delves into the different levels of endorsement deals offered by sportswear companies, ranging from mid-tier deals to superstar deals where the athlete's name appears on products.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian and podcaster Bill Burr discusses Antonio Brown's behavior and the double standard in the NFL for talented players vs. problematic players.
1:03:31 - 1:07:30 (03:59)
Summary
Comedian and podcaster Bill Burr discusses Antonio Brown's behavior and the double standard in the NFL for talented players vs. problematic players.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A glimpse into sports organizations reveals the daily routine of meetings and workouts that are not shown to the public, as well as the behind-the-scenes behavior of star players.
1:07:30 - 1:10:42 (03:12)
Summary
A glimpse into sports organizations reveals the daily routine of meetings and workouts that are not shown to the public, as well as the behind-the-scenes behavior of star players.
EpisodeEp. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Friends post videos showcasing their unique bond in under a minute, competing with others to prove who has the best friendship.
1:10:42 - 1:12:38 (01:56)
Summary
Friends post videos showcasing their unique bond in under a minute, competing with others to prove who has the best friendship.