Episode

Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:14:40
Published: Mon Feb 01 2021
Description

Are you ready for the Big Game on February 7th?! Come hang out with the bears and special guest Warren Sapp as they watch both teams face off in the final game of the season. Get tickets at https://livestream.ymhstudios.com SPONSORS: - Get the new Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade delivered at https://BudLight.com/delivery - Get your first visit absolutely free at https://ForHims.com/bears - Go to https://Squarespace.com for a free trial and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code BEARS to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain - Get 15% off your order at https://BuyRaycon.com/bears - Download the DraftKings app and use code BEARS to get a free shot at millions of dollars in total prizes! Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how Bert is celebrating his power. Bert recaps his "Winston Churchill Day," discusses his house getting broken into, and explains why he loves sunsets. They reveal that the trauma Bert incurred from being cheated on, was actually the result of him cheating first, and watch a clip of AEW commentators flubbing Bert's name once again. They call Cody Rhodes and Snoop Dogg, and Snoop agrees to go fishing with the Bears and Warren Sapp!

Chapters
Join Tom Segura and Warren Sapp on Sunday, February 7th for a livestream of the Super Bowl where they'll be watching the game, drinking, smoking, and talking trash with friends.
00:00 - 01:13 (01:13)
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Super Bowl
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Join Tom Segura and Warren Sapp on Sunday, February 7th for a livestream of the Super Bowl where they'll be watching the game, drinking, smoking, and talking trash with friends. Livestream available on ymhstudios.com.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous anecdote about drinking Bud Light seltzers for breakfast and the introduction of a new drinking strategy called "power down."
01:13 - 03:51 (02:37)
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Alcohol
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A humorous anecdote about drinking Bud Light seltzers for breakfast and the introduction of a new drinking strategy called "power down."

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A Tampa Bay fan reminisces about the team's past and how they used to suck, including memories of when Doug Williams was their quarterback and people didn't wear shirts in the stadium.
03:51 - 08:02 (04:11)
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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A Tampa Bay fan reminisces about the team's past and how they used to suck, including memories of when Doug Williams was their quarterback and people didn't wear shirts in the stadium.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host talks about not drinking much during quarantine because it is not fun when he is the only one doing it and shares a funny condom metaphor.
08:03 - 12:37 (04:34)
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Quarantine
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The host talks about not drinking much during quarantine because it is not fun when he is the only one doing it and shares a funny condom metaphor.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a personal anecdote about drinking and dancing in a room with a friend, and recalls the feeling of a first drink buzz.
12:37 - 17:02 (04:25)
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Personal Anecdote
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The speaker shares a personal anecdote about drinking and dancing in a room with a friend, and recalls the feeling of a first drink buzz.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the importance of conquering weakness and celebrating moments of power, such as enjoying a drink and a cigar in the morning, in order to face difficult challenges like the COVID-19 pandemic and cancer.
17:02 - 19:17 (02:14)
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Resilience
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The speaker reflects on the importance of conquering weakness and celebrating moments of power, such as enjoying a drink and a cigar in the morning, in order to face difficult challenges like the COVID-19 pandemic and cancer.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian mentions Winston Churchill's lunchtime drinking habits, specifically drinking a bottle of champagne.
19:17 - 20:56 (01:39)
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Winston Churchill
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Comedian mentions Winston Churchill's lunchtime drinking habits, specifically drinking a bottle of champagne.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript is a jumbled and incoherent rambling that doesn't convey any particular meaning.
20:57 - 23:45 (02:48)
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The transcript is a jumbled and incoherent rambling that doesn't convey any particular meaning.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the Florida mentality towards vaccines and the possibility of it being a cultural phenomenon.
23:46 - 28:12 (04:26)
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Florida
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The host discusses the Florida mentality towards vaccines and the possibility of it being a cultural phenomenon.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story of how he cheated on his girlfriend and the aftermath that followed.
28:12 - 30:57 (02:44)
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Cheating
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The speaker recounts a story of how he cheated on his girlfriend and the aftermath that followed.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a personal story about finding a friend who they could connect with on a deeper level, and how their friendship evolved into a close bond.
30:57 - 35:40 (04:42)
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Friendship
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The speaker shares a personal story about finding a friend who they could connect with on a deeper level, and how their friendship evolved into a close bond.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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35:40 - 37:27 (01:46)
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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
There are allegations of assault against King Maha the 10th after a confrontation with his consort about making her a second queen alongside his present wife, Queen Suthida.
37:27 - 40:09 (02:42)
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Thai King
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There are allegations of assault against King Maha the 10th after a confrontation with his consort about making her a second queen alongside his present wife, Queen Suthida.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker humorously relates a story of a failed robbery attempt where he thinks the robbers are probably more concerned about getting their next meal than the actual robbery.
40:10 - 43:54 (03:44)
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Humor
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The speaker humorously relates a story of a failed robbery attempt where he thinks the robbers are probably more concerned about getting their next meal than the actual robbery.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a situation where a guy corrected another person on her Instagram post, leading to an awkward encounter.
43:54 - 46:48 (02:53)
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Social Media
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The speaker discusses a situation where a guy corrected another person on her Instagram post, leading to an awkward encounter.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Jericho scream has brought joy to hundreds of thousands of people and is like a meerkat coming out of the ground at night.
46:48 - 50:22 (03:34)
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podcast
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The Jericho scream has brought joy to hundreds of thousands of people and is like a meerkat coming out of the ground at night. The scream has become infamous thanks to podcast hosts, and a pregnant listener even found joy in it.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares an anecdote about a conversation he had about wrestling with someone who asked about his thoughts on a certain wrestler.
50:22 - 53:25 (03:03)
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Wrestling
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The speaker shares an anecdote about a conversation he had about wrestling with someone who asked about his thoughts on a certain wrestler.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker compliments Bert and expresses a desire to go fishing with him and appear on a TV show with him.
53:25 - 54:44 (01:18)
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Compliment
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The speaker compliments Bert and expresses a desire to go fishing with him and appear on a TV show with him.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Snoop Dogg describes his nightly routine which involves smoking blunts and chilling while listening to playlists.
54:44 - 57:26 (02:42)
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Snoop Dogg
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Snoop Dogg describes his nightly routine which involves smoking blunts and chilling while listening to playlists.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their personal preference of not drinking at work events and shares examples of events where they chose not to drink.
57:26 - 59:38 (02:11)
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Work Events
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The speaker discusses their personal preference of not drinking at work events and shares examples of events where they chose not to drink.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses rape culture and misogyny, exploring how it has been normalized and permissible through time.
59:38 - 1:02:43 (03:04)
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Feminism
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The podcast discusses rape culture and misogyny, exploring how it has been normalized and permissible through time. The discussion also involves a personal standpoint on how the individual tackled the issue.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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This transcript excerpt is incomprehensible and lacks any coherent meaning.
1:02:43 - 1:06:49 (04:05)
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This transcript excerpt is incomprehensible and lacks any coherent meaning.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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The speaker suggests lowering the threshold for what is considered a great day and shares a personal example of a good celebrity dream that made them smile.
1:06:49 - 1:08:57 (02:08)
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Self-Improvement
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The speaker suggests lowering the threshold for what is considered a great day and shares a personal example of a good celebrity dream that made them smile.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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A person recounts their experience staying in a one bedroom hostel and compares it to a slumber party, expressing their enjoyment of the situation.
1:08:57 - 1:10:47 (01:49)
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Travel
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A person recounts their experience staying in a one bedroom hostel and compares it to a slumber party, expressing their enjoyment of the situation.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Listen as a man recalls his dream involving Paris Hilton and his memories of their relationship.
1:10:47 - 1:13:38 (02:50)
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Paris Hilton
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Listen as a man recalls his dream involving Paris Hilton and his memories of their relationship.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Tom and Bert celebrate the success of their podcast with raunchy humor and beer.
1:13:38 - 1:14:35 (00:57)
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Podcasting
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Tom and Bert celebrate the success of their podcast with raunchy humor and beer. They share their appreciation for fans and make a promise to organize a four-way chat with Warren Sapp and Snoop Dogg.

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Ep. 66 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer