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A humorous anecdote about drinking Bud Light seltzers for breakfast and the introduction of a new drinking strategy called "power down."
A Tampa Bay fan reminisces about the team's past and how they used to suck, including memories of when Doug Williams was their quarterback and people didn't wear shirts in the stadium.
The host talks about not drinking much during quarantine because it is not fun when he is the only one doing it and shares a funny condom metaphor.
The speaker shares a personal anecdote about drinking and dancing in a room with a friend, and recalls the feeling of a first drink buzz.
The speaker reflects on the importance of conquering weakness and celebrating moments of power, such as enjoying a drink and a cigar in the morning, in order to face difficult challenges like the COVID-19 pandemic and cancer.
Comedian mentions Winston Churchill's lunchtime drinking habits, specifically drinking a bottle of champagne.
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The host discusses the Florida mentality towards vaccines and the possibility of it being a cultural phenomenon.
The speaker recounts a story of how he cheated on his girlfriend and the aftermath that followed.
The speaker shares a personal story about finding a friend who they could connect with on a deeper level, and how their friendship evolved into a close bond.
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There are allegations of assault against King Maha the 10th after a confrontation with his consort about making her a second queen alongside his present wife, Queen Suthida.
The speaker humorously relates a story of a failed robbery attempt where he thinks the robbers are probably more concerned about getting their next meal than the actual robbery.
The speaker discusses a situation where a guy corrected another person on her Instagram post, leading to an awkward encounter.
The Jericho scream has brought joy to hundreds of thousands of people and is like a meerkat coming out of the ground at night. The scream has become infamous thanks to podcast hosts, and a pregnant listener even found joy in it.
The speaker shares an anecdote about a conversation he had about wrestling with someone who asked about his thoughts on a certain wrestler.
The speaker compliments Bert and expresses a desire to go fishing with him and appear on a TV show with him.
Snoop Dogg describes his nightly routine which involves smoking blunts and chilling while listening to playlists.
The speaker discusses their personal preference of not drinking at work events and shares examples of events where they chose not to drink.
The podcast discusses rape culture and misogyny, exploring how it has been normalized and permissible through time. The discussion also involves a personal standpoint on how the individual tackled the issue.
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The speaker suggests lowering the threshold for what is considered a great day and shares a personal example of a good celebrity dream that made them smile.
A person recounts their experience staying in a one bedroom hostel and compares it to a slumber party, expressing their enjoyment of the situation.
Listen as a man recalls his dream involving Paris Hilton and his memories of their relationship.
Tom and Bert celebrate the success of their podcast with raunchy humor and beer. They share their appreciation for fans and make a promise to organize a four-way chat with Warren Sapp and Snoop Dogg.