Episode
Ep. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:19:39
Published: Mon Jul 25 2022
Description
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together in the bear cave for this week’s episode! Bert recaps his Fully Loaded tour with Dave Attell, Shane Gillis, Big Jay Oakerson, Taylor Tomlinson, and many more comics. They also discuss Tom’s appearance on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, working out with Mark Bell, the Ron White episode of 2 Bears, and Bert’s upcoming trip to Italy. Tom then tells Bert about his experience donating to a Starlight Children’s Foundation, which prompts a conversation about donating to charity. Bert calls his business manager to find out if he can afford to do the same. https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about his lifestyle on tour, which involves heavy drinking and eating, and how he managed to lose weight during it.
00:00 - 02:44 (02:44)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer talks about his lifestyle on tour, which involves heavy drinking and eating, and how he managed to lose weight during it.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers insult a Walgreens mascot that one of them thought was made by Isla in middle school.
02:44 - 05:04 (02:20)
Summary
The speakers insult a Walgreens mascot that one of them thought was made by Isla in middle school. Then, they talk about a party bus.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The use of silence in an arena is highlighted as an effective tool for comedians to captivate their audience.
05:04 - 07:41 (02:37)
Summary
The use of silence in an arena is highlighted as an effective tool for comedians to captivate their audience. The conversation also touches upon the anti-comedy sentiment among young people in certain groups.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
David Tell's joke made their friend Georgia laugh so hard, she almost fell to the ground.
07:41 - 10:59 (03:18)
Summary
David Tell's joke made their friend Georgia laugh so hard, she almost fell to the ground.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan talks about how Shane, Jay and Dave received standing ovations during their show and how he lost weight while drinking heavily.
10:59 - 13:03 (02:04)
Summary
Joe Rogan talks about how Shane, Jay and Dave received standing ovations during their show and how he lost weight while drinking heavily.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker got insulted during a conversation as someone commented about him being a fat piece of shit.
13:03 - 15:11 (02:08)
Summary
The speaker got insulted during a conversation as someone commented about him being a fat piece of shit.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing how Portuguese-speaking regions are sometimes separated as their own thing, unlike Texas or Florida, and how there are only a few such regions.
15:11 - 17:35 (02:24)
Summary
The speaker is discussing how Portuguese-speaking regions are sometimes separated as their own thing, unlike Texas or Florida, and how there are only a few such regions.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is a casual conversation among friends where they use a lot of filler words and phrases to convey their thoughts about different topics.
17:35 - 20:25 (02:50)
Summary
This is a casual conversation among friends where they use a lot of filler words and phrases to convey their thoughts about different topics.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Summary
No clear message was conveyed in this segment.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about his childhood memories of drinking Gatorade and how it evokes a sense of nostalgia, bringing back memories of football training with his father.
23:51 - 27:00 (03:09)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about his childhood memories of drinking Gatorade and how it evokes a sense of nostalgia, bringing back memories of football training with his father.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a humorous anecdote about gaining weight and realizing he needed to put new holes in his belt, leading to his pants nearly falling off.
27:00 - 28:47 (01:46)
Summary
The speaker recounts a humorous anecdote about gaining weight and realizing he needed to put new holes in his belt, leading to his pants nearly falling off.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a backstage moment where Tom Segura, Nadav and some older guys were discussing about legends and cigars.
28:47 - 31:11 (02:24)
Summary
The speaker recalls a backstage moment where Tom Segura, Nadav and some older guys were discussing about legends and cigars.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes on an unrelated rant about receiving pictures of someone who looks pregnant and being surprised by someone not smiling after giving money.
31:11 - 34:34 (03:22)
Summary
The speaker goes on an unrelated rant about receiving pictures of someone who looks pregnant and being surprised by someone not smiling after giving money.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast discusses how a small change like replacing plain hospital gowns with sports team or superhero-themed gowns can positively impact a child's hospital stay.
34:34 - 37:47 (03:13)
Summary
This podcast discusses how a small change like replacing plain hospital gowns with sports team or superhero-themed gowns can positively impact a child's hospital stay. The podcast also highlights the importance of supporting charities that help improve children's hospital experiences.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript excerpt provided is not coherent and does not provide a clear topic.
37:47 - 40:17 (02:29)
Summary
The transcript excerpt provided is not coherent and does not provide a clear topic.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker contemplates the idea of giving large sums of money and wonders if it would result in any tangible recognition in the form of a statue, while ultimately deciding it's not worth it.
40:17 - 43:19 (03:01)
Summary
The speaker contemplates the idea of giving large sums of money and wonders if it would result in any tangible recognition in the form of a statue, while ultimately deciding it's not worth it.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The interviewee shares their experience of donating $10,000 to a nonprofit organization on a whim, without any prior planning.
43:19 - 44:45 (01:26)
Summary
The interviewee shares their experience of donating $10,000 to a nonprofit organization on a whim, without any prior planning. They also discuss their desire for recognition and intention to do something unique and different.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the ease and flexibility of donating money to a charitable cause, without having to give up one's ability to live comfortably.
44:45 - 46:40 (01:55)
Summary
The speaker talks about the ease and flexibility of donating money to a charitable cause, without having to give up one's ability to live comfortably.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom and Bert discuss the benefits of donating to charity for tax write-offs, leading them to question why more people don't do it.
46:40 - 47:45 (01:04)
Summary
Tom and Bert discuss the benefits of donating to charity for tax write-offs, leading them to question why more people don't do it.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Discussion about reducing taxable amount by paying charitable donations if someone owes money in taxes.
47:45 - 50:27 (02:42)
Summary
Discussion about reducing taxable amount by paying charitable donations if someone owes money in taxes.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer speaks about feeling like a child when he thinks about donating money and how he became more responsible in this aspect through leading by example.
50:27 - 52:32 (02:05)
Summary
Bert Kreischer speaks about feeling like a child when he thinks about donating money and how he became more responsible in this aspect through leading by example. He also mentions a nurse who excitedly anticipates Bert's arrival when he is donating money to the foundation or hospital she works in.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation starts with the speaker talking about their great life and then goes off on tangents before ending with the revelation that they have given money to someone trying to get pregnant, which causes trouble.
52:32 - 55:35 (03:03)
Summary
The conversation starts with the speaker talking about their great life and then goes off on tangents before ending with the revelation that they have given money to someone trying to get pregnant, which causes trouble.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their desire to attend a wellness retreat, specifically one where marijuana and white wine are involved, as a means of detoxification and self-improvement.
55:35 - 57:27 (01:51)
Summary
The speaker shares their desire to attend a wellness retreat, specifically one where marijuana and white wine are involved, as a means of detoxification and self-improvement.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person reflects on their health during tours and how they were sick less frequently compared to their previous tours.
57:31 - 1:00:03 (02:32)
Summary
A person reflects on their health during tours and how they were sick less frequently compared to their previous tours.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss their day at a top-tier restaurant and share their experiences of being asked questions until late in the night.
1:00:03 - 1:04:37 (04:33)
Summary
Two individuals discuss their day at a top-tier restaurant and share their experiences of being asked questions until late in the night.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about proper etiquette when dining out such as tipping your waiter and how to handle invitations from restaurants.
1:04:37 - 1:07:16 (02:38)
Summary
A discussion about proper etiquette when dining out such as tipping your waiter and how to handle invitations from restaurants.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian David Tell discusses his dream destinations, including playing golf with his friend in Austin and living in France.
1:07:16 - 1:09:38 (02:21)
Summary
Comedian David Tell discusses his dream destinations, including playing golf with his friend in Austin and living in France.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person expresses the desire for a more adventurous version of their partner, and plans to take a special trip to the Amalfi coast to spice things up.
1:09:38 - 1:12:07 (02:29)
Summary
A person expresses the desire for a more adventurous version of their partner, and plans to take a special trip to the Amalfi coast to spice things up.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about success and how it can affect relationships with family members, as well as a discussion about sobriety.
1:12:07 - 1:15:57 (03:50)
Summary
A conversation about success and how it can affect relationships with family members, as well as a discussion about sobriety.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian talks about how he punches up his stories for his comedy shows and how he impresses his audience with his killer sets.
1:15:58 - 1:18:07 (02:08)
Summary
A comedian talks about how he punches up his stories for his comedy shows and how he impresses his audience with his killer sets.
EpisodeEp. 143 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer express their excitement at being back for their podcast "Two Bears One Cave" and reminisce on moments from previous episodes.
1:18:07 - 1:19:29 (01:22)
Summary
Comedians Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer express their excitement at being back for their podcast "Two Bears One Cave" and reminisce on moments from previous episodes.