Episode
Ep. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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Chapters
The speaker discusses the importance of identifying and prioritizing values in one's life, sharing personal examples of how this process helped him understand what matters most to him.
00:00 - 02:06 (02:06)
Summary
The speaker discusses the importance of identifying and prioritizing values in one's life, sharing personal examples of how this process helped him understand what matters most to him.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the income earned from performing stand-up comedy shows versus income earned from television show specials, such as those on HBO.
02:06 - 05:59 (03:52)
Summary
The speaker discusses the income earned from performing stand-up comedy shows versus income earned from television show specials, such as those on HBO. They mention a comedian who has a net worth of $100,000 but emphasizes the high earnings potential from doing specials on HBO.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses Chris Rock's beginnings in comedy, his connection with Eddie Murphy and his remarkable standup performances.
05:59 - 12:35 (06:35)
Summary
The podcast discusses Chris Rock's beginnings in comedy, his connection with Eddie Murphy and his remarkable standup performances.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this transcript, the speaker discusses the importance of preparation and inspiration in stand-up comedy, highlighting the difference between comedians who can just "wing it" and those who meticulously craft their material.
12:35 - 20:55 (08:19)
Summary
In this transcript, the speaker discusses the importance of preparation and inspiration in stand-up comedy, highlighting the difference between comedians who can just "wing it" and those who meticulously craft their material.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host talks about luxury items, specifically how they sometimes lead to the "luxury" of needing to retrieve rogue toilet paper from one's ass.
20:55 - 23:43 (02:48)
Summary
The host talks about luxury items, specifically how they sometimes lead to the "luxury" of needing to retrieve rogue toilet paper from one's ass.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses a whiskey tasting experience he had with a friend who is an expert in the field, and how he hopes to do the same with another comedian friend.
23:43 - 27:51 (04:07)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer discusses a whiskey tasting experience he had with a friend who is an expert in the field, and how he hopes to do the same with another comedian friend.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation with friends about premium cigars, getting scarification, drinking with Linda Blair, and having good taste without spending recklessly.
27:51 - 30:33 (02:42)
Summary
A conversation with friends about premium cigars, getting scarification, drinking with Linda Blair, and having good taste without spending recklessly.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the consumerism around sneaker collections and how even his own "modest" collection seems excessive.
30:34 - 33:21 (02:46)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the consumerism around sneaker collections and how even his own "modest" collection seems excessive. He compares his collection to those of serious sneaker collectors, who may have thousands of pairs of shoes.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses car modifications for BMWs and the company that specializes in them.
33:21 - 37:13 (03:51)
Summary
The podcast discusses car modifications for BMWs and the company that specializes in them. The guest speaker shares his experience and fascination with the modifications made to his car.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his experience with owning a car with too much horsepower and how it compares to a Lamborghini.
37:13 - 40:27 (03:13)
Summary
The speaker talks about his experience with owning a car with too much horsepower and how it compares to a Lamborghini.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their love for driving and how driving home post a gig can be therapeutic.
40:27 - 44:52 (04:24)
Summary
The speaker discusses their love for driving and how driving home post a gig can be therapeutic. They also express their preference for luxury cars over sports cars due to their driving habits.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host discusses the thrill of splurging on expensive fitness equipment, such as a weight rack or treadmill, to pursue wellness goals.
44:52 - 47:34 (02:42)
Summary
The podcast host discusses the thrill of splurging on expensive fitness equipment, such as a weight rack or treadmill, to pursue wellness goals.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their love for the culture, mountains, lakes, rivers and cities of various places including the Pacific Northwest, Colorado, Wisconsin, Paris and Barcelona.
47:35 - 50:04 (02:28)
Summary
The speaker shares their love for the culture, mountains, lakes, rivers and cities of various places including the Pacific Northwest, Colorado, Wisconsin, Paris and Barcelona.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speakers engage in a crude conversation on their sexual fantasies and experiences, including referencing a character from Pulp Fiction and joking about "having a meme" of the other person.
50:04 - 52:11 (02:06)
Summary
In this podcast, the speakers engage in a crude conversation on their sexual fantasies and experiences, including referencing a character from Pulp Fiction and joking about "having a meme" of the other person.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses frustration in trying to locate a tag on Instagram and contemplates making changes in their behavior such as quitting drinking.
52:12 - 55:10 (02:57)
Summary
The speaker expresses frustration in trying to locate a tag on Instagram and contemplates making changes in their behavior such as quitting drinking.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast features a discussion on tattoos and how they can make one look younger than they are.
55:10 - 57:16 (02:05)
Summary
The podcast features a discussion on tattoos and how they can make one look younger than they are. The speakers also mention a movie where the director used the tattoos of a character as a template for a woman who had cool tattoos.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about getting "good" gang tattoos that are small and discreet so that they aren't too visible on the street and attract unwanted attention.
57:16 - 59:35 (02:18)
Summary
The speaker talks about getting "good" gang tattoos that are small and discreet so that they aren't too visible on the street and attract unwanted attention.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses getting a tattoo that resembles the Mexican Mafia symbol, but with subtle differences so as not to be mistaken for a member.
59:35 - 1:02:25 (02:50)
Summary
The speaker discusses getting a tattoo that resembles the Mexican Mafia symbol, but with subtle differences so as not to be mistaken for a member.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The use of filler words such as "like" in conversation and exploring hypothetical scenarios in creative work.
1:02:26 - 1:04:28 (02:01)
Summary
The use of filler words such as "like" in conversation and exploring hypothetical scenarios in creative work.
EpisodeEp. 102 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker suggests having a stripper pit for guests to sit and have cocktails in their Austin-based business to attract more attention.
1:04:28 - 1:05:55 (01:27)
Summary
The speaker suggests having a stripper pit for guests to sit and have cocktails in their Austin-based business to attract more attention.