Episode
Ep. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:19:52
Published: Mon Jan 10 2022
Description
A truly special episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer where they try do as many vices in the span of a little over an hour. Bert and Tom celebrate their power by lighting cigars and Bert tries to compare himself to Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. They try to come up with the premise to a movie that The Rock would do with them... would you watch it? Bert shows some fun posts from Nikki Glazer and Whitney Cummings. Tom helps Bert realize he should open a "recovery center," and they discuss the next big 2 Bears, 1 Cave event... 2 Bears Racing. Tom reminds Bert how impressed he is with his tennis serve, the bears share their favorite laughs with each other, and they decide which email they'd prefer to be eaten by.
Chapters
The host discusses drinking tequila with The Rock and smoking weed with a guest.
00:00 - 00:56 (00:56)
Summary
The host discusses drinking tequila with The Rock and smoking weed with a guest. They then proceed to talk about the packaging of a hybrid weed product discussed earlier.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person reveals that they would smoke if they were ever diagnosed with cancer, while Bob Dole is cited as an example of someone who began smoking again after a diagnosis.
00:56 - 03:57 (03:01)
Summary
A person reveals that they would smoke if they were ever diagnosed with cancer, while Bob Dole is cited as an example of someone who began smoking again after a diagnosis.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A speaker shares their personal perspective on the dangers of using tobacco products and advises against starting smoking at a young age.
03:57 - 08:03 (04:06)
Summary
A speaker shares their personal perspective on the dangers of using tobacco products and advises against starting smoking at a young age.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker goes on a rant about the current situation in Sierra Leone, where kids are resorting to drugs to cope, before transitioning into a story about the first cigar they ever smoked and how much they enjoy smoking cigars.
08:05 - 11:37 (03:32)
Summary
The speaker goes on a rant about the current situation in Sierra Leone, where kids are resorting to drugs to cope, before transitioning into a story about the first cigar they ever smoked and how much they enjoy smoking cigars.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the enjoyment of having a good cigar and how assumptions can be made about tequila being taken as shots.
11:40 - 13:50 (02:10)
Summary
The speaker talks about the enjoyment of having a good cigar and how assumptions can be made about tequila being taken as shots. The speaker also mentions the importance of having enough information to show support without needing to be a best friend.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson enjoys having tequila after his workouts, and was recommended to drink it as a way to lose weight.
13:50 - 16:52 (03:01)
Summary
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson enjoys having tequila after his workouts, and was recommended to drink it as a way to lose weight.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker uses explicit language and engages in self-praising behavior while discussing their comedic abilities and a recent funny movie they watched.
16:53 - 19:06 (02:12)
Summary
The speaker uses explicit language and engages in self-praising behavior while discussing their comedic abilities and a recent funny movie they watched.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man in prison jokes about his future career options, including becoming an attorney or a government official, which prompts discussion among the hosts.
19:06 - 23:18 (04:12)
Summary
A man in prison jokes about his future career options, including becoming an attorney or a government official, which prompts discussion among the hosts.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the perception of body types in fishing and how it affects people's weight and appearance.
23:18 - 27:17 (03:58)
Summary
The speaker discusses the perception of body types in fishing and how it affects people's weight and appearance. They also mention bringing a fourth person on their fishing trip.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript excerpt features inappropriate and explicit comments regarding a sexual encounter with a coworker.
27:18 - 31:35 (04:16)
Summary
This transcript excerpt features inappropriate and explicit comments regarding a sexual encounter with a coworker.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of the Your Mom's House podcast exchange some humorous insults and jokes, including a reference to Eminem's iconic song, "Lose Yourself".
34:33 - 36:39 (02:06)
Summary
The hosts of the Your Mom's House podcast exchange some humorous insults and jokes, including a reference to Eminem's iconic song, "Lose Yourself".
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker proposes the idea of a recovery business that functions like a pit crew, offering quick and efficient recovery services.
36:39 - 40:41 (04:02)
Summary
The speaker proposes the idea of a recovery business that functions like a pit crew, offering quick and efficient recovery services.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers are discussing a six month period in which they plan to fit in karting for young drivers, and are searching for a way to get in touch with someone with information on junior racing karts.
40:43 - 42:54 (02:10)
Summary
The speakers are discussing a six month period in which they plan to fit in karting for young drivers, and are searching for a way to get in touch with someone with information on junior racing karts.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan discusses the possibility of streaming like Jake Paul and hooking up with Snoop and Triller, while also expressing interest in buying his friend a race car.
42:54 - 45:56 (03:02)
Summary
Joe Rogan discusses the possibility of streaming like Jake Paul and hooking up with Snoop and Triller, while also expressing interest in buying his friend a race car.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the importance of finding the right level of racing for amateurs, and how it is unnecessary to jump right into Formula car racing.
46:01 - 49:07 (03:05)
Summary
The podcast discusses the importance of finding the right level of racing for amateurs, and how it is unnecessary to jump right into Formula car racing.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A snippet of a conversation where the speakers discuss going to the Capitol and share movie ideas.
49:12 - 52:08 (02:56)
Summary
A snippet of a conversation where the speakers discuss going to the Capitol and share movie ideas.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a scenario of fulfilling his racing dreams in his golden years while watching his race team win championships.
52:10 - 54:52 (02:42)
Summary
The speaker describes a scenario of fulfilling his racing dreams in his golden years while watching his race team win championships.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is confident that if they start a racing team, Bar Stool will start one as well, given their history of starting various ventures.
54:52 - 57:09 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker is confident that if they start a racing team, Bar Stool will start one as well, given their history of starting various ventures.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss the possibility of taking over Formula One from Lewis Hamilton and whether or not he would find it offensive if he heard the conversation.
57:09 - 1:00:03 (02:54)
Summary
The speakers discuss the possibility of taking over Formula One from Lewis Hamilton and whether or not he would find it offensive if he heard the conversation.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his experience wakeboarding on a Scurfer before wakeboarding became a popular water sport.
1:02:54 - 1:06:30 (03:35)
Summary
The speaker talks about his experience wakeboarding on a Scurfer before wakeboarding became a popular water sport. He also mentions how he slow-rolled it while Tony Hawk was there, making it even more enjoyable.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer muses on the unfairness of being attacked by a shark while swimming, as opposed to being attacked by a lion or tiger, joking that at least with the latter, one might wonder what the victim did to provoke the attack.
1:06:32 - 1:09:46 (03:13)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer muses on the unfairness of being attacked by a shark while swimming, as opposed to being attacked by a lion or tiger, joking that at least with the latter, one might wonder what the victim did to provoke the attack.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the hosts debate which animal they would rather face head to head, choosing between wolves, tigers, and jellyfish, and discuss the differences between their bites and venom.
1:09:46 - 1:12:27 (02:40)
Summary
In this episode, the hosts debate which animal they would rather face head to head, choosing between wolves, tigers, and jellyfish, and discuss the differences between their bites and venom.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the difference in sharpness between wolves' and dogs' teeth, and expresses a desire to see a comparison between the two.
1:12:27 - 1:14:37 (02:10)
Summary
The speaker discusses the difference in sharpness between wolves' and dogs' teeth, and expresses a desire to see a comparison between the two.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts plan four upcoming episodes, discussing topics such as finding out what Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is passionate about, Two Bears Racing, and their friendships with Jake and Logan.
1:14:37 - 1:16:49 (02:12)
Summary
The hosts plan four upcoming episodes, discussing topics such as finding out what Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is passionate about, Two Bears Racing, and their friendships with Jake and Logan.
EpisodeEp. 115 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert and Tom discuss the possibility of having lunch and picking their guest's brain about the business.
1:18:50 - 1:19:41 (00:50)
Summary
Bert and Tom discuss the possibility of having lunch and picking their guest's brain about the business. They joke around and express their affection for each other.