Episode
Ep. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:16:59
Published: Mon Dec 09 2019
Description
Today, on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer talk about what they’re thankful for. After Tom’s “Toast” video with Sam Adams dropped, it got the Bears to thinking about what they should give thanks for this holiday season. We get a sample of Bert’s award winning impressions, interactions with alcoholics and some wild stories about “apologies.”
Chapters
Bert Kreischer is breaking his 15-year habit of not wearing underwear and it's a big deal because not wearing underwear has been a common practice among comedians.
00:00 - 01:46 (01:46)
Summary
Bert Kreischer is breaking his 15-year habit of not wearing underwear and it's a big deal because not wearing underwear has been a common practice among comedians.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls meeting someone with an idea called 'Hurt Burt' and discusses his own future ideas, but is currently workshopping them.
01:46 - 04:36 (02:49)
Summary
The speaker recalls meeting someone with an idea called 'Hurt Burt' and discusses his own future ideas, but is currently workshopping them.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about non-professional football players' athleticism and their emotional responses to the game.
04:36 - 08:11 (03:35)
Summary
A discussion about non-professional football players' athleticism and their emotional responses to the game.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of friends had a conversation filled with disjointed thoughts, interrupted by distractions.
08:12 - 10:22 (02:10)
Summary
A group of friends had a conversation filled with disjointed thoughts, interrupted by distractions.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation revolves around how laughter is underrated, the potential loss of business due to racially charged comments, and an extraordinary experience of drinking a five thousand dollar Millennium beer.
10:23 - 12:50 (02:27)
Summary
The conversation revolves around how laughter is underrated, the potential loss of business due to racially charged comments, and an extraordinary experience of drinking a five thousand dollar Millennium beer.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A dad shares a story about his teenage children getting annoyed with him for giving out the home address too frequently.
12:50 - 15:06 (02:16)
Summary
A dad shares a story about his teenage children getting annoyed with him for giving out the home address too frequently.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts his joy of watching a video where girls danced to his song, and he shares about pitching a movie idea to a friend and his plans to work on a new project.
15:06 - 18:28 (03:22)
Summary
The speaker recounts his joy of watching a video where girls danced to his song, and he shares about pitching a movie idea to a friend and his plans to work on a new project.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The idea of a celebrity name-sharing experience is discussed, with the suggestion of pitching the idea to Johnny Depp as a possible participant.
18:28 - 20:57 (02:29)
Summary
The idea of a celebrity name-sharing experience is discussed, with the suggestion of pitching the idea to Johnny Depp as a possible participant.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss a hypothetical scenario involving actors buying explosives in Waco and talk about which actors they would love to do scenes with.
20:57 - 24:22 (03:25)
Summary
The hosts discuss a hypothetical scenario involving actors buying explosives in Waco and talk about which actors they would love to do scenes with.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss how Donnell Rawlings has educated them and how he has a unique understanding of different perspectives in society.
24:22 - 28:05 (03:43)
Summary
The podcast hosts discuss how Donnell Rawlings has educated them and how he has a unique understanding of different perspectives in society.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript excerpt contains incoherent rambling and lacks a coherent topic.
28:05 - 31:48 (03:42)
Summary
The transcript excerpt contains incoherent rambling and lacks a coherent topic.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The Comedy Store is a popular spot for celebrities and big name comedians to perform, often leading to surprise appearances and a hot spot for the comedy scene.
31:48 - 35:37 (03:48)
Summary
The Comedy Store is a popular spot for celebrities and big name comedians to perform, often leading to surprise appearances and a hot spot for the comedy scene.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The process of perfecting a comedy bit can become so exhausting that even when the bit is well-structured and to the point, the comedian feels mentally drained and over it.
35:37 - 39:12 (03:34)
Summary
The process of perfecting a comedy bit can become so exhausting that even when the bit is well-structured and to the point, the comedian feels mentally drained and over it. It's a feeling reminiscent of starting from square one, but ultimately comforting as the comedian knows they can do it again.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript highlights the frequent use of the word "like" in everyday language and how it affects communication.
39:12 - 42:38 (03:26)
Summary
The transcript highlights the frequent use of the word "like" in everyday language and how it affects communication.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on a hurtful action committed by their friend and how it affected them emotionally, highlighting the importance of empathetic perspective taking.
42:38 - 44:52 (02:13)
Summary
The speaker reflects on a hurtful action committed by their friend and how it affected them emotionally, highlighting the importance of empathetic perspective taking.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the process of letting go of past relationships, using personal anecdotes to emphasize the importance of moving on.
44:52 - 47:16 (02:23)
Summary
The host discusses the process of letting go of past relationships, using personal anecdotes to emphasize the importance of moving on.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a personal anecdote about experiencing a panic attack on the day after getting a haircut.
47:16 - 49:54 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker shares a personal anecdote about experiencing a panic attack on the day after getting a haircut.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man shares his experience of getting a haircut while the barber smokes a joint and uses a straight razor to cut his hair.
49:54 - 52:30 (02:36)
Summary
A man shares his experience of getting a haircut while the barber smokes a joint and uses a straight razor to cut his hair.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares a story about a friend criticizing his album cover artwork, causing him to end their friendship, and imagines how that situation would be handled in an AA meeting.
52:31 - 56:31 (04:00)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares a story about a friend criticizing his album cover artwork, causing him to end their friendship, and imagines how that situation would be handled in an AA meeting.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A host discusses the experience of selling tickets for tours and events, focusing on the various aspects such as creating promo videos, responding to emails, and providing a good experience for fans.
56:31 - 1:00:07 (03:36)
Summary
A host discusses the experience of selling tickets for tours and events, focusing on the various aspects such as creating promo videos, responding to emails, and providing a good experience for fans.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian discusses the tendency in the industry to mock sincerity and why it's important to acknowledge and express gratitude for success, even when it comes to making difficult business decisions.
1:00:07 - 1:05:04 (04:57)
Summary
The comedian discusses the tendency in the industry to mock sincerity and why it's important to acknowledge and express gratitude for success, even when it comes to making difficult business decisions.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the value of having good people in one's life, and contrasts the trend for comedians to share all of their secrets with each other now with older practices in the industry.
1:05:04 - 1:07:45 (02:41)
Summary
The speaker discusses the value of having good people in one's life, and contrasts the trend for comedians to share all of their secrets with each other now with older practices in the industry.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian's unique advertising techniques are inspiring others to create cool and fun video ads to promote their shows.
1:07:45 - 1:09:36 (01:50)
Summary
Comedian's unique advertising techniques are inspiring others to create cool and fun video ads to promote their shows.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the far-reaching impact of stand-up comedy and podcasts, including how they can connect people from various walks of life and even attract famous actors as listeners.
1:09:36 - 1:13:23 (03:47)
Summary
The host discusses the far-reaching impact of stand-up comedy and podcasts, including how they can connect people from various walks of life and even attract famous actors as listeners.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about the importance of organic content in creating fun videos and suggests creating scripted or reality content and challenge videos to keep things interesting.
1:13:24 - 1:15:51 (02:26)
Summary
The speaker talks about the importance of organic content in creating fun videos and suggests creating scripted or reality content and challenge videos to keep things interesting.
EpisodeEp. 14 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
"Two Bears, One Cave" podcast features no scripts, some alcohol, and dirty jokes with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, touching on various topics from amateur cartology to their comedic specials.
1:15:51 - 1:16:53 (01:02)
Summary
"Two Bears, One Cave" podcast features no scripts, some alcohol, and dirty jokes with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, touching on various topics from amateur cartology to their comedic specials. It promises to keep listeners entertained with its unapologetic raunchy humor.