Episode
Ep. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:22:47
Published: Mon Apr 12 2021
Description
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Chapters
During a conversation on the podcast, the hosts discuss the possibility of a meeting with Jennifer Aniston while in rehab, with a warning not to bring any sidekicks or else there would be consequences.
00:00 - 01:00 (01:00)
Summary
During a conversation on the podcast, the hosts discuss the possibility of a meeting with Jennifer Aniston while in rehab, with a warning not to bring any sidekicks or else there would be consequences.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this snippet of a conversation, the speakers talk about scheduling upcoming podcasts and a funny gift idea one of them heard from a friend's wife.
01:00 - 03:28 (02:28)
Summary
In this snippet of a conversation, the speakers talk about scheduling upcoming podcasts and a funny gift idea one of them heard from a friend's wife.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares a story about how people often confuse his jokes with delusional beliefs.
03:28 - 05:53 (02:24)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares a story about how people often confuse his jokes with delusional beliefs.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the experience of training with people who make strength training part of their life, and how one woman progressed from using tens to twenties on the weights.
05:53 - 07:59 (02:06)
Summary
The speaker discusses the experience of training with people who make strength training part of their life, and how one woman progressed from using tens to twenties on the weights.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the host talks about his desire for hot mustard-flavored potato chips, inspired by the sweet sauce one gets with egg rolls.
08:00 - 11:16 (03:16)
Summary
In this podcast, the host talks about his desire for hot mustard-flavored potato chips, inspired by the sweet sauce one gets with egg rolls.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian reminisces about visiting the Death Squad studio, where his parent worked as a producer, and how laughter is a part of childhood.
11:16 - 13:13 (01:56)
Summary
A comedian reminisces about visiting the Death Squad studio, where his parent worked as a producer, and how laughter is a part of childhood.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A brief discussion about how taking a hot shower before exercising causes an immediate sweat and a mention of someone's hair growth.
13:13 - 14:41 (01:28)
Summary
A brief discussion about how taking a hot shower before exercising causes an immediate sweat and a mention of someone's hair growth.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about watching a documentary on the Von Erichs, a famous wrestling family he loved when he was younger, and shares a theory he thought of while drinking a bottle of wine.
14:41 - 19:47 (05:06)
Summary
The speaker talks about watching a documentary on the Von Erichs, a famous wrestling family he loved when he was younger, and shares a theory he thought of while drinking a bottle of wine.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about cancel culture and how some people apologize for their past actions after being canceled, while others may deny responsibility.
19:47 - 22:39 (02:52)
Summary
The speaker talks about cancel culture and how some people apologize for their past actions after being canceled, while others may deny responsibility. The analogy of Hitler coming back to life is mentioned.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker criticizes people who engage in conversational hypocrisy, pretending to hold certain beliefs or values in social situations while privately holding different ones, and gives examples from her own life and the larger culture.
22:39 - 27:50 (05:10)
Summary
The speaker criticizes people who engage in conversational hypocrisy, pretending to hold certain beliefs or values in social situations while privately holding different ones, and gives examples from her own life and the larger culture.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how the Democrats were disappointed in Hillary Clinton for going back on her crime bills when she was running for president, and shares that he wrote three jokes about it during his special performance.
27:50 - 31:53 (04:03)
Summary
The speaker discusses how the Democrats were disappointed in Hillary Clinton for going back on her crime bills when she was running for president, and shares that he wrote three jokes about it during his special performance.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A guest speaker talks about dealing with an individual who frequently made inflammatory remarks and who was considered a "nightmare" at the White House.
31:54 - 35:35 (03:40)
Summary
A guest speaker talks about dealing with an individual who frequently made inflammatory remarks and who was considered a "nightmare" at the White House.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a man who was known for his mean comebacks when people would ask him for spare change, and how his verbal cadence inspired comedians like Bernie Mac.
35:35 - 38:37 (03:02)
Summary
The speaker talks about a man who was known for his mean comebacks when people would ask him for spare change, and how his verbal cadence inspired comedians like Bernie Mac.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript contains a conversation about comparing two comedians and their looks, cadence and age.
38:38 - 41:03 (02:25)
Summary
This transcript contains a conversation about comparing two comedians and their looks, cadence and age.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tony Woods' monkey bit, involving the monkey picking up women, was a favorite of fellow comedian who had worked with him previously.
41:03 - 43:35 (02:31)
Summary
Comedian Tony Woods' monkey bit, involving the monkey picking up women, was a favorite of fellow comedian who had worked with him previously.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript does not provide any meaningful conversation or discussion.
43:35 - 47:16 (03:40)
Summary
The transcript does not provide any meaningful conversation or discussion.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bill Burr uses Hitler's admiration for Germany as an analogy for people who are fans of universities they did not attend.
47:16 - 49:35 (02:19)
Summary
Comedian Bill Burr uses Hitler's admiration for Germany as an analogy for people who are fans of universities they did not attend.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker prefers performing to a room full of Republicans instead of Democrats, claiming that Republicans have a better sense of humor.
49:35 - 51:20 (01:44)
Summary
The speaker prefers performing to a room full of Republicans instead of Democrats, claiming that Republicans have a better sense of humor.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast transcript touches on the nuances of podcast conversations, including performing versus having casual dialogue, and the potential variance in political beliefs amongst listeners.
51:20 - 53:22 (02:01)
Summary
This podcast transcript touches on the nuances of podcast conversations, including performing versus having casual dialogue, and the potential variance in political beliefs amongst listeners.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their struggle with body image and discusses how certain qualities are perceived as attractive while others are not.
53:22 - 55:11 (01:49)
Summary
The speaker expresses their struggle with body image and discusses how certain qualities are perceived as attractive while others are not.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The popularity of big wave surfing videos and the experience of watching people charge waves from a boat, along with the cost of taking such trips.
55:11 - 58:46 (03:34)
Summary
The popularity of big wave surfing videos and the experience of watching people charge waves from a boat, along with the cost of taking such trips.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In a casual conversation, the speaker talks about ways to increase the visibility of their content by collaborating with athletes, producing interesting live shows or partnering with businesses such as bathing suit makers.
58:46 - 1:01:42 (02:56)
Summary
In a casual conversation, the speaker talks about ways to increase the visibility of their content by collaborating with athletes, producing interesting live shows or partnering with businesses such as bathing suit makers.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The process of making a summer jam involves starting early and working on beats to release in June.
1:01:44 - 1:03:16 (01:32)
Summary
The process of making a summer jam involves starting early and working on beats to release in June.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura fantasizes about having Brad Pitt as a guest and talks about how sometimes he just wants to talk to someone on long flights.
1:03:17 - 1:06:07 (02:49)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura fantasizes about having Brad Pitt as a guest and talks about how sometimes he just wants to talk to someone on long flights.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss reaching out to big name celebrities to be on the podcast as guest bears and call on listeners to suggest guests using the hashtag #GuestBears.
1:06:07 - 1:07:40 (01:33)
Summary
The hosts discuss reaching out to big name celebrities to be on the podcast as guest bears and call on listeners to suggest guests using the hashtag #GuestBears.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Tom Segura discusses how he has observed people becoming interested in his friend without any effort on their part, and cautions against bringing up negative qualities about people when trying to introduce them.
1:07:40 - 1:09:02 (01:22)
Summary
Comedian Tom Segura discusses how he has observed people becoming interested in his friend without any effort on their part, and cautions against bringing up negative qualities about people when trying to introduce them.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian denies rumors of going to rehab and promotes his upcoming comedy shows.
1:09:03 - 1:12:13 (03:09)
Summary
Comedian denies rumors of going to rehab and promotes his upcoming comedy shows.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous observation about the similarity between the names Mossad and Assad, and the appearance of Israeli special forces.
1:12:13 - 1:14:59 (02:45)
Summary
A humorous observation about the similarity between the names Mossad and Assad, and the appearance of Israeli special forces.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about the speaker's misconception of the value of the currency shekel and how it was perceived in his Jewish community.
1:14:59 - 1:16:59 (02:00)
Summary
A discussion about the speaker's misconception of the value of the currency shekel and how it was perceived in his Jewish community.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A podcast transcript with random thoughts and a Shakespeare quote about Shylock wanting a pound of someone's flesh.
1:16:59 - 1:19:00 (02:00)
Summary
A podcast transcript with random thoughts and a Shakespeare quote about Shylock wanting a pound of someone's flesh.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian expresses his fondness for flossers, comparing them to reading glasses.
1:19:00 - 1:21:38 (02:37)
Summary
Comedian expresses his fondness for flossers, comparing them to reading glasses.
EpisodeEp. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Join comedian Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in a no holds barred podcast where they discuss everything from dirty jokes to amateur portology.
1:21:38 - 1:22:44 (01:05)
Summary
Join comedian Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer in a no holds barred podcast where they discuss everything from dirty jokes to amateur portology.