Episode
Ep. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:21:13
Published: Mon Feb 21 2022
Description
It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of the new Austin set and we get into hypotheticals about hooking up with relatives! We get an update on the weight loss challenge with Nadav, talk about Ben Askren and the Jake Paul fight, and Bert tries to figure out his price for getting knocked out by a professional fighter. How much should Bert get to be in a boxing ring with Israel "Stylebender" Adesanya? The bears discuss the recent passing of Louis Anderson, Bob Saget, and Norm McDonald. Tom shares a story about him and Ryan Sickler smoking out Norm and seeing him go on stage right after. Bert then shares a story of a Paralympian swimmer Chloe Toscano who recently removed her arm and the bears gauge the room on some playful choking in the bedroom.
Chapters
The comic shares a story about a friend who went home to potentially have sex with their sister but ends up discovering that their family tree is even more convoluted than expected.
00:00 - 03:59 (03:59)
Summary
The comic shares a story about a friend who went home to potentially have sex with their sister but ends up discovering that their family tree is even more convoluted than expected.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a fighter who exudes confidence and appears to have a fun and cool personality.
06:43 - 10:22 (03:38)
Summary
The speaker talks about a fighter who exudes confidence and appears to have a fun and cool personality. The fighter's previous lack of training is brought up, but with an upcoming fight against a skilled opponent, his camp is aware of the need for preparation.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions wanting to see a shirtless photo of Stylebender in preparation for a fight.
10:22 - 12:24 (02:01)
Summary
The speaker mentions wanting to see a shirtless photo of Stylebender in preparation for a fight.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admits to having knocked out people while discussing violence and knockouts.
12:24 - 14:25 (02:00)
Summary
The speaker admits to having knocked out people while discussing violence and knockouts.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript fragment is about Burk Reiser and how his fights are likely to be scheduled at night.
14:25 - 16:12 (01:47)
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This transcript fragment is about Burk Reiser and how his fights are likely to be scheduled at night.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker emphasizes the need for razzle dazzle in boxing and commits to giving full effort in an upcoming fight.
16:12 - 18:19 (02:07)
Summary
The speaker emphasizes the need for razzle dazzle in boxing and commits to giving full effort in an upcoming fight.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss the use of 12 ounce gloves in a boxing match and the potential pain it can cause.
18:21 - 20:34 (02:13)
Summary
Two individuals discuss the use of 12 ounce gloves in a boxing match and the potential pain it can cause.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses investing in training, using an example of how he would spend a million dollars if he had $30 million coming his way.
20:34 - 24:26 (03:51)
Summary
The speaker discusses investing in training, using an example of how he would spend a million dollars if he had $30 million coming his way.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the idea of celebrity fights and the potential brain damage associated with them.
24:26 - 28:11 (03:45)
Summary
The speaker discusses the idea of celebrity fights and the potential brain damage associated with them. He mentions the importance of having a draw, but believes the concept is a mockery.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their pursuit of standup comedy and how they are content with where they stand on the list of comedians.
28:11 - 31:34 (03:23)
Summary
The speaker discusses their pursuit of standup comedy and how they are content with where they stand on the list of comedians.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares a story about being asked to invest in a startup while pursuing standup comedy, and reflects on the intersection between comedy and business.
31:34 - 34:28 (02:53)
Summary
A comedian shares a story about being asked to invest in a startup while pursuing standup comedy, and reflects on the intersection between comedy and business.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On this podcast, the speaker discusses how male celebrities are often given a type of reverence by comics and fans, especially when it comes to meeting them in person and how this can create uncomfortable or challenging situations.
34:28 - 38:56 (04:28)
Summary
On this podcast, the speaker discusses how male celebrities are often given a type of reverence by comics and fans, especially when it comes to meeting them in person and how this can create uncomfortable or challenging situations.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan discusses his uncertainty about the height of certain UFC fighters, including Stylebender, Cowboy, and Tim Kennedy.
38:56 - 40:51 (01:55)
Summary
Joe Rogan discusses his uncertainty about the height of certain UFC fighters, including Stylebender, Cowboy, and Tim Kennedy.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this transcript, the speaker is talking about an upcoming fight with Stylebender and the banter that is taking place before the match.
40:51 - 42:46 (01:54)
Summary
In this transcript, the speaker is talking about an upcoming fight with Stylebender and the banter that is taking place before the match.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer talks about investing in comedy relationships and how some of his friends, like Bob Saget, have developed deeper connections than he has.
42:46 - 48:06 (05:20)
Summary
Bert Kreischer talks about investing in comedy relationships and how some of his friends, like Bob Saget, have developed deeper connections than he has.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about car services in Los Angeles and a story about smoking with a guy named Norm.
48:06 - 51:54 (03:47)
Summary
A conversation about car services in Los Angeles and a story about smoking with a guy named Norm.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A guest recounts how Norm MacDonald was unbothered by bad performances and shares an anecdote of his entrance on a show wearing a leather blazer and holding a Coke.
51:54 - 55:33 (03:39)
Summary
A guest recounts how Norm MacDonald was unbothered by bad performances and shares an anecdote of his entrance on a show wearing a leather blazer and holding a Coke.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Dave Chapelle shares his regrets about not texting back Bob Saget before his death and how he often forgets to reply to messages.
55:33 - 59:04 (03:31)
Summary
Dave Chapelle shares his regrets about not texting back Bob Saget before his death and how he often forgets to reply to messages.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast episode discusses a woman who severed her left arm after becoming paralyzed from an accident, in order to alleviate the excruciating nerve pain caused by the paralysis.
59:04 - 1:03:02 (03:57)
Summary
This podcast episode discusses a woman who severed her left arm after becoming paralyzed from an accident, in order to alleviate the excruciating nerve pain caused by the paralysis.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the effects of nerve blocks on the body and the importance of not comparing one's journey to someone else's.
1:03:02 - 1:06:13 (03:11)
Summary
The hosts discuss the effects of nerve blocks on the body and the importance of not comparing one's journey to someone else's.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses how small victories, such as dunking basketballs or riding a scooter, can have a profound impact on one's life.
1:06:13 - 1:07:55 (01:41)
Summary
The podcast discusses how small victories, such as dunking basketballs or riding a scooter, can have a profound impact on one's life. The speaker recalls a moment when he woke up in the middle of the night and mimicked a friend's triumphant arm raise from a previous scooter ride.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his personal experience of promoting his book by engaging the audience through unconventional ways like retweeting pictures of readers in Barnes and Noble and going snowboarding shortlist down the mountains.
1:07:55 - 1:11:16 (03:20)
Summary
The speaker shares his personal experience of promoting his book by engaging the audience through unconventional ways like retweeting pictures of readers in Barnes and Noble and going snowboarding shortlist down the mountains. He jokingly suggests jumping off a helicopter for a book reading.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses the difference between promoting products through physical activities and promoting them through the internet, and how finding things you like online can lead to purchases.
1:11:16 - 1:12:42 (01:26)
Summary
The host discusses the difference between promoting products through physical activities and promoting them through the internet, and how finding things you like online can lead to purchases.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss the prevalence and normalcy of violence against women, specifically choking.
1:12:42 - 1:14:18 (01:36)
Summary
Two individuals discuss the prevalence and normalcy of violence against women, specifically choking.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this segment, a comedian discusses the absurdity of having friends that constantly need attention and sleep deprivation over a late night hangout.
1:14:18 - 1:16:00 (01:41)
Summary
In this segment, a comedian discusses the absurdity of having friends that constantly need attention and sleep deprivation over a late night hangout.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains an incoherent exchange with unclear meaning or context.
1:16:00 - 1:18:00 (01:59)
Summary
The transcript contains an incoherent exchange with unclear meaning or context.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this unclear and potentially concerning podcast transcript, the speakers seem to be discussing neckwear and the possibility of choking someone.
1:18:00 - 1:20:27 (02:27)
Summary
In this unclear and potentially concerning podcast transcript, the speakers seem to be discussing neckwear and the possibility of choking someone.
EpisodeEp. 121 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert and Tom bid their farewell in their podcast, Two Bears, One Cave, after sharing unsolicited statements, vulgar jokes, and crazy stories.
1:20:27 - 1:21:01 (00:34)
Summary
Bert and Tom bid their farewell in their podcast, Two Bears, One Cave, after sharing unsolicited statements, vulgar jokes, and crazy stories.