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Episode

Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:29:16
Published: Mon Aug 19 2019
Description

Between Tom and Bert, who do you think has dated a more "diverse" group of women? This brings both Bears to share intimate sexy stories about their wives. Who would you pick for Tom and Bert's second wives? Both have somewhat of an idea and we even hear about Bert's "coma fantasy." Tentacle stuff, Down-Blousing and Bert as a Politician? It's all inside The Cave!

Chapters
In this episode, the hosts discuss their experiences with interracial relationships, including one instance where Tom shared a bed with a black woman and Bert's sexual encounters with different races including Spanish.
00:00 - 00:51 (00:51)
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Interracial Relationships
Summary

In this episode, the hosts discuss their experiences with interracial relationships, including one instance where Tom shared a bed with a black woman and Bert's sexual encounters with different races including Spanish.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his sexually active brain and how it's difficult to concentrate when his mind is still in his teenage years, and also the impact of well-written emails.
00:51 - 18:32 (17:40)
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Sexual thoughts
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The speaker talks about his sexually active brain and how it's difficult to concentrate when his mind is still in his teenage years, and also the impact of well-written emails.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts delve into the ruthless nature of humans in the past and discuss their mortality, with one of them elaborating on their desire for a young, blonde wife and doubting they'll live beyond 70.
18:32 - 24:02 (05:29)
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Mortality
Summary

The hosts delve into the ruthless nature of humans in the past and discuss their mortality, with one of them elaborating on their desire for a young, blonde wife and doubting they'll live beyond 70.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss the correlation between lack of hygiene and mental health issues, and also mention an individual who has been consistently struggling with it for 17 years, along with how impressing Leanne is difficult.
24:02 - 31:36 (07:34)
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Mental Health
Summary

The speakers discuss the correlation between lack of hygiene and mental health issues, and also mention an individual who has been consistently struggling with it for 17 years, along with how impressing Leanne is difficult.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the host talks about meeting three adults who have never seen a frame of porn and shares some interesting stories related to it.
31:38 - 41:22 (09:44)
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Porn
Summary

In this podcast, the host talks about meeting three adults who have never seen a frame of porn and shares some interesting stories related to it.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The comedian talks about other performers' high energy levels and how it took him a year to reach that level.
41:22 - 47:36 (06:14)
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Comedy
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The comedian talks about other performers' high energy levels and how it took him a year to reach that level. He also discusses the ideal audience size for his comedy and his avoidance of state fairs.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the topic of height differences, including how it's brought up in conversations and how tall people may be seen as a spectacle.
47:36 - 53:13 (05:37)
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Height Differences
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The hosts discuss the topic of height differences, including how it's brought up in conversations and how tall people may be seen as a spectacle.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares his fear of death and how the tiniest things can turn fatal.
53:13 - 1:01:26 (08:12)
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Comedy
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Comedian Bert Kreischer shares his fear of death and how the tiniest things can turn fatal.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast hosts discuss their opinions on gun ownership and whether they would align themselves with the "good guy" or "dirt bag, drain the swamp" political persona.
1:01:26 - 1:10:59 (09:33)
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Gun ownership
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The podcast hosts discuss their opinions on gun ownership and whether they would align themselves with the "good guy" or "dirt bag, drain the swamp" political persona. They also touch on sensitive topics such as police brutality and the recent protests.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:10:59 - 1:19:11 (08:11)
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The speaker talks about their fitness goals and how Sober October gives them a chance to focus on weightlifting.
1:19:11 - 1:25:36 (06:25)
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Fitness
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The speaker talks about their fitness goals and how Sober October gives them a chance to focus on weightlifting. They mention the idea of taking steroids to gain muscle mass.

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Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is discussing his plans to bike 62 miles and mentions his lack of preparation, a $2,000 bike he has only ridden twice, and the low elevation of Philadelphia.
1:25:37 - 1:29:07 (03:30)
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Biking
Summary

The speaker is discussing his plans to bike 62 miles and mentions his lack of preparation, a $2,000 bike he has only ridden twice, and the low elevation of Philadelphia. He also briefly mentions other podcasts and their hosts.

Episode
Ep. 04 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer