Episode
Ep. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:18:09
Published: Mon May 18 2020
Description
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Michael Jordan and "The Last Dance" documentary, dipping, and seeing Nirvana in concert. Bert issues an apology to people struggling with addiction, and the two of them debate the greatest all-time college football teams. Who's in YOUR top five? Let us know in the comment section below!
Chapters
Join Bert Kreischer and Tom Sager for a hilariously chaotic introduction to their show, Two Bears One Cave.
00:00 - 00:51 (00:51)
Summary
Join Bert Kreischer and Tom Sager for a hilariously chaotic introduction to their show, Two Bears One Cave. Though their conversation quickly devolves into ridiculous banter, they promise future discussions will include celebrity guests, social commentary, and mockery of each other’s embarrassing stories.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast episode discusses the pricing of a chair picture and a story about wanting to see what someone looks like now.
00:51 - 03:36 (02:45)
Summary
This podcast episode discusses the pricing of a chair picture and a story about wanting to see what someone looks like now.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person reflects on a past experience where they feared they had ruined their career and muses on what advice they would give to college graduates.
03:36 - 05:44 (02:08)
Summary
A person reflects on a past experience where they feared they had ruined their career and muses on what advice they would give to college graduates.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Contrary to popular belief, being selfish in a relationship can actually make your partner happy, as long as it involves prioritizing their happiness over your own personal agenda.
05:44 - 08:11 (02:27)
Summary
Contrary to popular belief, being selfish in a relationship can actually make your partner happy, as long as it involves prioritizing their happiness over your own personal agenda.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Jaco explains how celebrating small victories can snowball into massive success.
08:11 - 11:05 (02:54)
Summary
Jaco explains how celebrating small victories can snowball into massive success.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker contemplates the idea of telling racist people to keep doing what makes them feel good and suggests it as a possible angle for a commencement speech.
11:05 - 14:40 (03:34)
Summary
The speaker contemplates the idea of telling racist people to keep doing what makes them feel good and suggests it as a possible angle for a commencement speech.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker contemplates the impact of influencers on behavior, expressing concern over the potential for negative consequences such as violent acts being attributed to their influence, and explores the concept of selfishness in this context.
14:40 - 17:23 (02:42)
Summary
The speaker contemplates the impact of influencers on behavior, expressing concern over the potential for negative consequences such as violent acts being attributed to their influence, and explores the concept of selfishness in this context.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares thoughts of hearing stories of sobriety and feeling empathy for those who have struggled.
17:22 - 21:03 (03:40)
Summary
The speaker shares thoughts of hearing stories of sobriety and feeling empathy for those who have struggled. They reflect on the idea that many people may have a "just a little bit Ronnie Lott" mentality when it comes to excessive drinking and partying.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of people discuss going to the beach, despite concerns about crowds and the strain on family relationships.
21:03 - 23:48 (02:44)
Summary
A group of people discuss going to the beach, despite concerns about crowds and the strain on family relationships. They also briefly mention an upcoming show and a movie they watched.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Ari Shaffir makes insensitive jokes about violence against Orthodox Jews, questioning why people would want to practice this religion.
23:48 - 25:53 (02:05)
Summary
Comedian Ari Shaffir makes insensitive jokes about violence against Orthodox Jews, questioning why people would want to practice this religion.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on how the idea of smoking makes them feel and discusses stereotypes around smoking in different regions.
25:53 - 28:34 (02:41)
Summary
The speaker reflects on how the idea of smoking makes them feel and discusses stereotypes around smoking in different regions.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, a person tries chewing tobacco for the first time and describes the experience.
28:34 - 30:42 (02:08)
Summary
In this podcast episode, a person tries chewing tobacco for the first time and describes the experience.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their experience with smoking and dipping throughout their high school and college years, expressing their love for the taste of a cigarette.
30:42 - 32:09 (01:26)
Summary
The speaker talks about their experience with smoking and dipping throughout their high school and college years, expressing their love for the taste of a cigarette.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on a time when he used to find joy in smoking Black and Miles as a kid and compares it to the present moment where he's not getting the same joy.
32:09 - 36:36 (04:27)
Summary
The speaker reflects on a time when he used to find joy in smoking Black and Miles as a kid and compares it to the present moment where he's not getting the same joy. He emphasizes the importance of challenging oneself to find true joy and compares it to the musician Jaco Pastorius's approach to music.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man received unexpected backlash after admitting he uses whole milk in his morning shakes, and wonders who his fans are that care about his milk choice.
36:36 - 39:00 (02:24)
Summary
A man received unexpected backlash after admitting he uses whole milk in his morning shakes, and wonders who his fans are that care about his milk choice.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker had a great conversation about cars and describes a unique sports car that is fun to drive.
39:00 - 42:02 (03:01)
Summary
The speaker had a great conversation about cars and describes a unique sports car that is fun to drive.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Michael Jordan transformed the NBA from a mid-tier to the most popular international league, adding billions of dollars of worth to the league.
42:02 - 48:12 (06:10)
Summary
Michael Jordan transformed the NBA from a mid-tier to the most popular international league, adding billions of dollars of worth to the league. His competitiveness and hard work validated his claim as one of the greatest athletes of all time.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host reflects on a conversation with a friend about the fallibility of memory and how we create our own version of events.
48:12 - 51:22 (03:10)
Summary
The host reflects on a conversation with a friend about the fallibility of memory and how we create our own version of events. He argues that we should hold onto our beautiful memories instead of doubting ourselves.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker questions the significance of memories and wonders if they hold more value when they are proven true.
51:22 - 54:00 (02:38)
Summary
The speaker questions the significance of memories and wonders if they hold more value when they are proven true.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The debate on which sports legend is the greatest of all time is never-ending.
54:00 - 1:07:47 (13:47)
Summary
The debate on which sports legend is the greatest of all time is never-ending. Comedians Dave Attell and Bert Kreischer weigh in on the topic and discuss the possibilities of more sports documentaries in the future.
EpisodeEp. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss how some individuals may have a large physique but lack the athleticism to play sports like basketball.
1:07:47 - 1:16:13 (08:25)
Summary
The hosts discuss how some individuals may have a large physique but lack the athleticism to play sports like basketball. They also touch upon the limitations and struggles that come with being very tall.