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The hosts chat about pinstriped clothing and get easily distracted, discussing treats and their outfits.
The hosts discuss the Sewing Brothers' track suits, which can be found on their Etsy account and Instagram page. The suits were worn by the hosts after their Superbowl show, but they have yet to wear them on stage.
The speaker struggles with finding the perfect time to go to bed and wake up, often feeling like they sober up at 10:30 PM when they should be going to sleep.
The speaker discusses their marijuana consumption habits, stating that they take a few hits but not too many because they have a busy day ahead.
The speakers discuss the awareness of parents towards marijuana and drinking, particularly after its legalization, and also touch upon the topic of Johnny Damon's recent DUI arrest. It is unclear whether the parents are aware of the speaker's party behavior.
Joe Rogan and his guest discuss the pleasures of food and the cultural mix that brought unique flavors to South America.
The podcast discusses the arrest of Johnny Damon and how easily fooled he appears to be. They also touch on their personal experiences with law enforcement.
Two friends go for a walk and one challenges the other to count while walking, resulting in a humorous and entertaining moment.
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A comedian shares his experience of bombing an audition and receiving critiques from the director, including giving line reads during the audition.
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The speaker expresses their lack of enthusiasm towards Woody Allen and recounts an encounter where they mentioned the allegations against him. They have never been interested in Allen's work and do not understand why people are so excited by him.
The speaker discusses a personal experience with inappropriate behavior from an older woman and how it was confusing and uncomfortable for him, particularly during a time of prevalent homophobia.
The podcast host engages in rambling humor and inappropriate jokes, including a comment about being talked into sex with a man. There are also shout outs to listeners and former baseball player Johnny Damon.