Episode
Ep. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:26:19
Published: Mon Apr 05 2021
Description
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Chapters
The hosts chat about pinstriped clothing and get easily distracted, discussing treats and their outfits.
00:00 - 00:48 (00:48)
Summary
The hosts chat about pinstriped clothing and get easily distracted, discussing treats and their outfits.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss the Sewing Brothers' track suits, which can be found on their Etsy account and Instagram page.
00:48 - 04:44 (03:56)
Summary
The hosts discuss the Sewing Brothers' track suits, which can be found on their Etsy account and Instagram page. The suits were worn by the hosts after their Superbowl show, but they have yet to wear them on stage.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker struggles with finding the perfect time to go to bed and wake up, often feeling like they sober up at 10:30 PM when they should be going to sleep.
04:44 - 10:21 (05:37)
Summary
The speaker struggles with finding the perfect time to go to bed and wake up, often feeling like they sober up at 10:30 PM when they should be going to sleep.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their marijuana consumption habits, stating that they take a few hits but not too many because they have a busy day ahead.
10:21 - 16:41 (06:19)
Summary
The speaker discusses their marijuana consumption habits, stating that they take a few hits but not too many because they have a busy day ahead.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss the awareness of parents towards marijuana and drinking, particularly after its legalization, and also touch upon the topic of Johnny Damon's recent DUI arrest.
16:41 - 24:26 (07:45)
Summary
The speakers discuss the awareness of parents towards marijuana and drinking, particularly after its legalization, and also touch upon the topic of Johnny Damon's recent DUI arrest. It is unclear whether the parents are aware of the speaker's party behavior.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan and his guest discuss the pleasures of food and the cultural mix that brought unique flavors to South America.
24:26 - 29:32 (05:05)
Summary
Joe Rogan and his guest discuss the pleasures of food and the cultural mix that brought unique flavors to South America.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast discusses the arrest of Johnny Damon and how easily fooled he appears to be.
29:32 - 34:46 (05:14)
Summary
The podcast discusses the arrest of Johnny Damon and how easily fooled he appears to be. They also touch on their personal experiences with law enforcement.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends go for a walk and one challenges the other to count while walking, resulting in a humorous and entertaining moment.
34:46 - 39:19 (04:32)
Summary
Two friends go for a walk and one challenges the other to count while walking, resulting in a humorous and entertaining moment.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The text contains unintelligible speech and unclear statements.
39:19 - 45:03 (05:44)
Summary
The text contains unintelligible speech and unclear statements.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian shares his experience of bombing an audition and receiving critiques from the director, including giving line reads during the audition.
45:03 - 55:51 (10:47)
Summary
A comedian shares his experience of bombing an audition and receiving critiques from the director, including giving line reads during the audition.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript snippet is very difficult to understand due to lacking context and coherence.
55:51 - 1:06:10 (10:18)
Summary
The transcript snippet is very difficult to understand due to lacking context and coherence.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses their lack of enthusiasm towards Woody Allen and recounts an encounter where they mentioned the allegations against him.
1:06:10 - 1:11:46 (05:36)
Summary
The speaker expresses their lack of enthusiasm towards Woody Allen and recounts an encounter where they mentioned the allegations against him. They have never been interested in Allen's work and do not understand why people are so excited by him.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a personal experience with inappropriate behavior from an older woman and how it was confusing and uncomfortable for him, particularly during a time of prevalent homophobia.
1:11:46 - 1:24:07 (12:20)
Summary
The speaker discusses a personal experience with inappropriate behavior from an older woman and how it was confusing and uncomfortable for him, particularly during a time of prevalent homophobia.
EpisodeEp. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The podcast host engages in rambling humor and inappropriate jokes, including a comment about being talked into sex with a man.
1:24:07 - 1:25:52 (01:45)
Summary
The podcast host engages in rambling humor and inappropriate jokes, including a comment about being talked into sex with a man. There are also shout outs to listeners and former baseball player Johnny Damon.