Episode
Ep. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:05:41
Published: Mon Mar 28 2022
Description
For tickets to Bert's Cinco De Mayo show with Mark Normand and Metalachi at the Greek Theatre, go to https://bertbertbert.com/bertyboytour. Get yours today! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura! The bears start off the show talking about being bullies and being bullied in school. Who do you think was a bigger bully, Tom or Bert? Then they review shows and specials they’ve recently seen, like Dave Chappelle’s Home Team: Earthquake’s “Legendary”, Anthony Jeselnik’s “Fire in the Maternity Ward”, Ali Wong’s “Don Wong”, and Bert’s favorite: “A Made Homecoming”. Bert talks about his unfortunate introductions to Oliver Stone, Joe Rogan, Tom Cruise, and bro have you seen the hot chicks on @mugshawtys’ Instagram?! See you next week on 2 Bears 1 Cave! https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/bertyboytourhttps://store.ymhstudios.com/
Chapters
Join the Birdie Boy Relapse Tour this Cinco de Mayo with Mark Normand and Metalachi for the Netflix is a Joke Festival at the Greek in LA.
00:00 - 00:48 (00:48)
Summary
Join the Birdie Boy Relapse Tour this Cinco de Mayo with Mark Normand and Metalachi for the Netflix is a Joke Festival at the Greek in LA. Plus, random discussions about Tom Cruise's physical health and buying a bar.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares some awkward moments and sushi etiquette practices, including feeling bad for a kid with a gray spot on his head and the pressure of eating sushi in a social setting.
00:48 - 04:04 (03:15)
Summary
The speaker shares some awkward moments and sushi etiquette practices, including feeling bad for a kid with a gray spot on his head and the pressure of eating sushi in a social setting.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man recounts his experience being pressured by his peers in high school to have sex and prove his masculinity, leading to a physical altercation.
04:04 - 07:35 (03:31)
Summary
A man recounts his experience being pressured by his peers in high school to have sex and prove his masculinity, leading to a physical altercation.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recalls a classmate from high school who had a stereotypically gay personality, and how it affected their interactions.
07:35 - 11:42 (04:07)
Summary
A person recalls a classmate from high school who had a stereotypically gay personality, and how it affected their interactions.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation includes references to a lightweight jail where Bernie Madoff was incarcerated, the possibility of Conor McGregor having sex with someone, and a man pleading with someone.
11:45 - 15:51 (04:05)
Summary
The conversation includes references to a lightweight jail where Bernie Madoff was incarcerated, the possibility of Conor McGregor having sex with someone, and a man pleading with someone.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes their experience in a crowded green room with a line-up of performers.
15:52 - 18:26 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker describes their experience in a crowded green room with a line-up of performers.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Burt Kreischer shares a snippet from his stand-up routine where he jokes about his own burps and people's reaction towards him.
18:26 - 21:20 (02:54)
Summary
Comedian Burt Kreischer shares a snippet from his stand-up routine where he jokes about his own burps and people's reaction towards him.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker advocates watching oneself on camera to improve stand-up comedy skills, drawing inspiration from other professional comedians such as Anthony Jeselnik.
21:20 - 24:16 (02:56)
Summary
The speaker advocates watching oneself on camera to improve stand-up comedy skills, drawing inspiration from other professional comedians such as Anthony Jeselnik.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a comedian's room decor, noting that he is a fan of picking apart things he likes, and that the room is old-fashioned.
24:16 - 28:53 (04:37)
Summary
The speaker describes a comedian's room decor, noting that he is a fan of picking apart things he likes, and that the room is old-fashioned.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers marvel at Pete Davidson's exceptionally polished stand-up special, exploring how the young comedian has accelerated his career and honed his confidence over the years.
28:53 - 35:57 (07:03)
Summary
The speakers marvel at Pete Davidson's exceptionally polished stand-up special, exploring how the young comedian has accelerated his career and honed his confidence over the years.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes how a traumatic experience led him to try stand-up comedy.
35:57 - 41:51 (05:53)
Summary
The speaker describes how a traumatic experience led him to try stand-up comedy.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares an awkward experience of meeting Joe Rogan for the first time and putting his foot in his mouth.
41:51 - 45:28 (03:37)
Summary
The speaker shares an awkward experience of meeting Joe Rogan for the first time and putting his foot in his mouth.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their impression of Scientology and its leader's mentality, suggesting that due to his exclusive involvement in Scientology, he may not consider himself wrong very often.
45:28 - 49:48 (04:19)
Summary
The speaker discusses their impression of Scientology and its leader's mentality, suggesting that due to his exclusive involvement in Scientology, he may not consider himself wrong very often.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person makes rude comments about a girl's appearance and personality, suggesting she doesn't have a good relationship with her father and that politics are her top priority.
49:48 - 52:20 (02:31)
Summary
A person makes rude comments about a girl's appearance and personality, suggesting she doesn't have a good relationship with her father and that politics are her top priority.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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52:21 - 55:28 (03:07)
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The transcript is unintelligible and doesn't convey any meaningful information.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A conversation about disrespectful mugshots and problematic behavior.
55:28 - 56:54 (01:25)
Summary
A conversation about disrespectful mugshots and problematic behavior.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the host talks about the story of a criminal whose mugshot shows him with a smile.
56:54 - 59:36 (02:41)
Summary
In this podcast, the host talks about the story of a criminal whose mugshot shows him with a smile. The criminal's case was dropped after his arresting officers were mysteriously killed and his records disappeared.
EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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EpisodeEp. 126 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:03:39 - 1:05:29 (01:50)
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This transcript contains unintelligible and nonsensical speech.