Episode

Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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1:03:33
Published: Mon Sep 16 2019
Description

The show begins with Bert recapping his weekend in Atlantic City, NJ after riding his bike there from Philadelphia, PA. This episode also has a "special" appearance from both wives, Christina P and LeeAnn. Plus, a brand new challenge that will assuredly sweep the internet.

Chapters
A comedian ponders the idea of riding a bike for 60 miles before performing a show and discusses the potential reactions from the audience of his podcast.
00:00 - 01:30 (01:30)
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Comedy
Summary

A comedian ponders the idea of riding a bike for 60 miles before performing a show and discusses the potential reactions from the audience of his podcast.

Episode
Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about his experience of riding a bike downhill and taking breaks while mountain biking.
01:30 - 05:02 (03:32)
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Mountain Biking
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The speaker talks about his experience of riding a bike downhill and taking breaks while mountain biking.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a cooking method where you dip a food in egg wash and cook it like French toast.
05:02 - 07:20 (02:17)
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Cooking, High School, LGBTQ+
Summary

The speaker talks about a cooking method where you dip a food in egg wash and cook it like French toast. The speaker then transitions to high school experiences and discusses a conversation about having a gay experience.

Episode
Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the host discusses with the guest comedians their attitudes towards sexuality and how it intersects with their comedy.
07:20 - 11:11 (03:50)
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Sexuality
Summary

In this episode, the host discusses with the guest comedians their attitudes towards sexuality and how it intersects with their comedy.

Episode
Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains unintelligible dialogue.
11:11 - 14:22 (03:10)
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The conversation starts with discussing traditions for the 12 nights of Christmas with families, but takes an inappropriate turn when one person asks another if they've ever put a finger in their ass during sex.
14:22 - 17:09 (02:47)
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Christmas, Traditions, Sex
Summary

The conversation starts with discussing traditions for the 12 nights of Christmas with families, but takes an inappropriate turn when one person asks another if they've ever put a finger in their ass during sex.

Episode
Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about a friend who refuses to jump off a rock and then talks about wanting to buy beard oil, but not in a sexual way.
17:09 - 19:16 (02:06)
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Anecdote
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The speaker shares a story about a friend who refuses to jump off a rock and then talks about wanting to buy beard oil, but not in a sexual way.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the conversation centers on the topic of self-identification and where one stands in terms of their identity.
19:16 - 21:39 (02:23)
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Identity
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In this podcast, the conversation centers on the topic of self-identification and where one stands in terms of their identity.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares their discomfort with confrontation in situations such as asking an Uber driver to store a gun, but also discusses a person who disagrees with President Trump's character but approves of how he's running the country.
21:39 - 25:33 (03:54)
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Confrontation, Politics
Summary

The speaker shares their discomfort with confrontation in situations such as asking an Uber driver to store a gun, but also discusses a person who disagrees with President Trump's character but approves of how he's running the country.

Episode
Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses confusion about the location of Hong Kong and Taiwan and admits to not having a strong opinion on the political situation between the two.
25:33 - 28:18 (02:44)
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Hong Kong, Taiwan, Politics
Summary

The speaker expresses confusion about the location of Hong Kong and Taiwan and admits to not having a strong opinion on the political situation between the two.

Episode
Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker describes a large military show that takes place in an amphitheater lawn, where Allied Navies come to showcase their skills in war games.
28:18 - 32:35 (04:16)
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Military Show
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The speaker describes a large military show that takes place in an amphitheater lawn, where Allied Navies come to showcase their skills in war games. Also, the speaker mentions his liking for Napa and a conversation about drinking with someone.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A group of military personnel make a misogynistic joke when female soldiers enter the room, but are quickly shut down by a naval officer.
32:35 - 38:14 (05:38)
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Military
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A group of military personnel make a misogynistic joke when female soldiers enter the room, but are quickly shut down by a naval officer.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The text is a string of disconnected thoughts and anecdotes.
38:14 - 41:34 (03:20)
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This text contains explicit and offensive language that may not be suitable for all readers.
41:34 - 46:38 (05:03)
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Explicit Language
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This text contains explicit and offensive language that may not be suitable for all readers.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker compares going down on a woman to playing Russian roulette and being on a revolving chair.
46:38 - 49:13 (02:35)
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Humor
Summary

The speaker compares going down on a woman to playing Russian roulette and being on a revolving chair.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss inappropriate conversations and the bizarre idea of a Russian roulette board game involving multiple dildos.
49:13 - 53:46 (04:32)
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Podcasts
Summary

The hosts discuss inappropriate conversations and the bizarre idea of a Russian roulette board game involving multiple dildos.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion about a controversial joke involving racial stereotyping where a black character reacts differently to white intruders in his house versus a white Trump supporter driving a truck through a crowd.
53:46 - 56:25 (02:39)
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Racial Stereotyping
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A discussion about a controversial joke involving racial stereotyping where a black character reacts differently to white intruders in his house versus a white Trump supporter driving a truck through a crowd.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Joe Rogan explains on his podcast how a white person's hairstyle can reveal their socioeconomic status.
56:25 - 59:10 (02:45)
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Wealth Disparity
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Comedian Joe Rogan explains on his podcast how a white person's hairstyle can reveal their socioeconomic status.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts of TripFlip brought two people to LA to throw a house party in the hills and tried to get celebrities like Johnny Depp to attend, but failed and settled for a De Niro impersonator.
59:10 - 1:02:20 (03:09)
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Celebrities
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The hosts of TripFlip brought two people to LA to throw a house party in the hills and tried to get celebrities like Johnny Depp to attend, but failed and settled for a De Niro impersonator.

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Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert and Tom discuss the possibility of a live show for their podcast Two Bears One Cave, as well as their upcoming shooting schedules, all while trading jokes and compliments.
1:02:20 - 1:03:26 (01:05)
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Podcasting
Summary

Bert and Tom discuss the possibility of a live show for their podcast Two Bears One Cave, as well as their upcoming shooting schedules, all while trading jokes and compliments.

Episode
Ep. 06 - 2 Bears 1 Cave 2 w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer