Episode
Ep. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:26:53
Published: Mon Mar 30 2020
Description
The 2 Bears are back in the Cave this week for ANOTHER extra episode to help you stay safe at home! First, remember to check out Bert Kreischer's special "Hey Big Boy" and Tom Segura's special "Ball Hog" on Netflix now! The bears start off with sharing a drinking game someone made on Bert's podcast habbits called "Bertus Interruptus." Can you survive it? Then Tom shares his story behind his new "Wash Your Hands" merch and the story of contacting the widow of the famed "Wood" who most of you have seen via text messages. Bert talks about his recent trip to the dentist and how much of an emergency his root canal was. He was sleeping with RAW ONIONS in his mouth! All new teeth for Berty Boy? Then Tom and Bert trade stories about getting fired (which makes Bert LOSE CONTROL) , sleeping around in their early days, and how good Bert is at listening/acting.
Chapters
The introduction to Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's podcast, Two Bears One Cave, includes repeated phrases and profanity.
00:00 - 02:09 (02:09)
Summary
The introduction to Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's podcast, Two Bears One Cave, includes repeated phrases and profanity.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host talks about different dynamics in group chats and how people interact with each other through text messages.
02:09 - 04:47 (02:38)
Summary
The host talks about different dynamics in group chats and how people interact with each other through text messages.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions coughing away from each other and using a panel as a barrier to prevent the spread of germs.
04:49 - 07:29 (02:40)
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The speaker mentions coughing away from each other and using a panel as a barrier to prevent the spread of germs.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions inappropriate texts and an existing bit about a man that may not make the final cut of his new stand-up hour.
07:29 - 10:31 (03:02)
Summary
The speaker mentions inappropriate texts and an existing bit about a man that may not make the final cut of his new stand-up hour.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the hosts discuss the viral story of a kid in Asia being superimposed onto a chalkboard, which was shared widely on social media.
10:31 - 13:14 (02:43)
Summary
In this episode, the hosts discuss the viral story of a kid in Asia being superimposed onto a chalkboard, which was shared widely on social media. They also touch on the sad news of the kid's (whose image was used) passing, as reported by TMZ.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses trying to come up with a phrase for their meaningful merch business that will resonate with customers without being too aggressive.
13:14 - 14:37 (01:23)
Summary
The speaker discusses trying to come up with a phrase for their meaningful merch business that will resonate with customers without being too aggressive.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a text that went viral and compared it to the "Crying Jordan" meme, predicting that it will be ingrained in popular culture for years to come.
14:37 - 18:28 (03:50)
Summary
The speaker discusses a text that went viral and compared it to the "Crying Jordan" meme, predicting that it will be ingrained in popular culture for years to come.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about a burial that happened and the precautions taken to avoid any issues.
18:28 - 21:36 (03:08)
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The speaker talks about a burial that happened and the precautions taken to avoid any issues.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript contains offensive and inappropriate language and content.
21:36 - 23:14 (01:38)
Summary
The transcript contains offensive and inappropriate language and content.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker mentions a sale on merchandise and urges those who wear size eight to purchase now.
23:14 - 25:51 (02:36)
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The speaker mentions a sale on merchandise and urges those who wear size eight to purchase now.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man tells a story about helping his girlfriend remove something from her belly button, and reflects on the importance of self-care.
25:51 - 29:24 (03:33)
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A man tells a story about helping his girlfriend remove something from her belly button, and reflects on the importance of self-care.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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29:24 - 33:52 (04:27)
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The text provided does not convey any meaningful information or context regarding a podcast episode.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares his experience of a dental emergency and getting a CAT scan done.
33:52 - 36:30 (02:38)
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The speaker shares his experience of a dental emergency and getting a CAT scan done.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person describes their anxiety-inducing dental visit where a rubber device was attached to their mouth and they were left feeling scared.
36:30 - 40:12 (03:42)
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A person describes their anxiety-inducing dental visit where a rubber device was attached to their mouth and they were left feeling scared.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses how being financially aware has led to conflict in their relationship and how everyone is dealing with financial stresses in some way.
40:14 - 43:10 (02:55)
Summary
The speaker discusses how being financially aware has led to conflict in their relationship and how everyone is dealing with financial stresses in some way.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker expresses frustration towards their previous job in college, as they worked underneath a marketing supervisor who had no initiative and provided no instruction.
43:10 - 49:39 (06:29)
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The speaker expresses frustration towards their previous job in college, as they worked underneath a marketing supervisor who had no initiative and provided no instruction.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares about being fired for no reason and retaliating against his former boss by purposely mislabeling hundreds of packages.
49:39 - 52:34 (02:54)
Summary
The speaker shares about being fired for no reason and retaliating against his former boss by purposely mislabeling hundreds of packages.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host shares her experiences with odd jobs, including folding sweaters and answering phones for a pizza place, and how they helped shape her work ethic.
52:34 - 55:49 (03:15)
Summary
The host shares her experiences with odd jobs, including folding sweaters and answering phones for a pizza place, and how they helped shape her work ethic.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a time they took an odd job stuffing envelopes, only to realize they needed money for their impending move, and woke up a week later with sores all over their mouth.
55:49 - 58:43 (02:53)
Summary
The speaker recounts a time they took an odd job stuffing envelopes, only to realize they needed money for their impending move, and woke up a week later with sores all over their mouth.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two people connect over the experience of doing laundry, even though they know nothing about each other.
58:43 - 1:04:08 (05:25)
Summary
Two people connect over the experience of doing laundry, even though they know nothing about each other.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The communication department chair informs the speaker of a budget of $20,000 for the radio station for the year, leading the speaker to consider potential upgrades for the station.
1:04:08 - 1:08:14 (04:06)
Summary
The communication department chair informs the speaker of a budget of $20,000 for the radio station for the year, leading the speaker to consider potential upgrades for the station.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses a conversation where the traditional gender roles were reversed and she was surprised by the outcome.
1:08:14 - 1:10:21 (02:06)
Summary
The speaker discusses a conversation where the traditional gender roles were reversed and she was surprised by the outcome.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man shares a story about his unintended pregnancy experience after his partner asked him to come inside her, which resulted in her getting pregnant despite their plan to have sex without getting pregnant.
1:10:21 - 1:14:23 (04:01)
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A man shares a story about his unintended pregnancy experience after his partner asked him to come inside her, which resulted in her getting pregnant despite their plan to have sex without getting pregnant.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recalls a moment when someone referred to him as "dumb frat boy funny" and reflects on the meaning of the phrase.
1:14:23 - 1:16:41 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker recalls a moment when someone referred to him as "dumb frat boy funny" and reflects on the meaning of the phrase.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Johnny Dare admits he doesn't know all the details about someone, even if he knows them personally.
1:16:41 - 1:19:42 (03:01)
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Johnny Dare admits he doesn't know all the details about someone, even if he knows them personally.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A play about four guys who threw shuttle launch parties was destroyed by bad timing when it opened the same day the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded.
1:19:42 - 1:23:02 (03:20)
Summary
A play about four guys who threw shuttle launch parties was destroyed by bad timing when it opened the same day the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Eddie and his Cuban family had a running joke about their large photo wall, where even the ugly members looked good in pictures.
1:23:02 - 1:25:44 (02:42)
Summary
Comedian Eddie and his Cuban family had a running joke about their large photo wall, where even the ugly members looked good in pictures. However, upon discovering that one family member had undergone lap band surgery, they question if they are all narcissistic for not having more pictures of themselves.
EpisodeEp. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura promote their comedy specials, ask viewers to spread the word, and make a final plug for their merchandise while sharing their signature humorous banter.
1:25:44 - 1:26:48 (01:03)
Summary
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura promote their comedy specials, ask viewers to spread the word, and make a final plug for their merchandise while sharing their signature humorous banter.