Episode
Ep. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:12:24
Published: Mon Jan 03 2022
Description
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in Austin and we try to figure out if Bert is the most self absorbed person Tom knows. Is he a lot? Bert tries to convince Enny to let him smoke cigars in his house and Bert reveals how he incentivized his tour bus to motivate his weight loss. He describes his day working out with Joe Rogan at the Onnit gym, and the bears make Nadav compare and contrast their stand up shows. Bert admits he likes talking more than he likes listening and Tom tells him about shooting with Unk Shine. The bears discuss a great parody of the JRE they watched, as well as the Josh Robert Thompson impression of Morgan Freeman, which makes Bert attempt a couple impressions for Tom, and Bert fantasizes about his retirement which turns into one of the hardest laughs had on the show.
Chapters
A person recounts a text message where their friend offered to get them a coffee and asked if they were the most self-absorbed person they knew.
00:00 - 01:37 (01:37)
Summary
A person recounts a text message where their friend offered to get them a coffee and asked if they were the most self-absorbed person they knew.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This is a confusing and irrational conversation about introductions, with a lot of tangents and nonsense talk.
01:38 - 05:10 (03:32)
Summary
This is a confusing and irrational conversation about introductions, with a lot of tangents and nonsense talk.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses accidentally putting a toothbrush in their pocket and discovering the cleaning power of soap for their shoes.
05:10 - 07:11 (02:00)
Summary
The speaker discusses accidentally putting a toothbrush in their pocket and discovering the cleaning power of soap for their shoes. They suggest soap as a cleaner alternative to toothpaste.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation touches on a hypothetical genetic marker for those who enjoy cigars and the lingering smell of cigars in a room.
07:13 - 09:08 (01:55)
Summary
The conversation touches on a hypothetical genetic marker for those who enjoy cigars and the lingering smell of cigars in a room.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A man offers $100 to anyone who can finish a gallon of water a day as a way to incentivize others to support his goal of eating healthy and losing weight.
09:08 - 11:56 (02:48)
Summary
A man offers $100 to anyone who can finish a gallon of water a day as a way to incentivize others to support his goal of eating healthy and losing weight.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Anecdotes on stretching with Joe, including hacky sack and bullshitting for 45 minutes as he stretched.
11:56 - 15:49 (03:53)
Summary
Anecdotes on stretching with Joe, including hacky sack and bullshitting for 45 minutes as he stretched.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This transcript excerpt is a collection of disconnected and unintelligible speech that lacks context or meaning.
15:51 - 22:12 (06:20)
Summary
This transcript excerpt is a collection of disconnected and unintelligible speech that lacks context or meaning.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A comedian recounts his experience touring and living in a bus during the pandemic, and mentions an offer to have chef Dave come cook for him on tour.
22:13 - 26:38 (04:25)
Summary
A comedian recounts his experience touring and living in a bus during the pandemic, and mentions an offer to have chef Dave come cook for him on tour.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about their preference for talking over listening and enjoying conversations with people who are experts in their fields.
26:38 - 29:43 (03:04)
Summary
The speaker talks about their preference for talking over listening and enjoying conversations with people who are experts in their fields.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares a story about how a black woman from the lobby helped him through a tough moment as a father.
29:43 - 32:53 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker shares a story about how a black woman from the lobby helped him through a tough moment as a father.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares how people often downplay and minimize their dramatic experiences and stories.
32:53 - 36:47 (03:54)
Summary
The speaker shares how people often downplay and minimize their dramatic experiences and stories. Even when they try to recount the events, important details are often left unmentioned, making the story sound more mundane than it actually is.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript shows incoherent and nonsensical speech involving a porn shoot and a landlord.
36:49 - 41:13 (04:24)
Summary
The transcript shows incoherent and nonsensical speech involving a porn shoot and a landlord.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A transcript excerpt containing explicit language and sexual references.
41:13 - 43:15 (02:01)
Summary
A transcript excerpt containing explicit language and sexual references.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss how they both ended up selling self-help books despite not initially intending to do so.
43:15 - 44:54 (01:39)
Summary
The hosts discuss how they both ended up selling self-help books despite not initially intending to do so.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript features a confusing conversation where the speakers mention a dog, a son named Fire, a window, and a game of red light, green light.
44:54 - 48:07 (03:12)
Summary
The transcript features a confusing conversation where the speakers mention a dog, a son named Fire, a window, and a game of red light, green light.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The conversation veers towards a discussion about a book on physics and robots controlling things, while one person expresses admiration for the food choices of another person.
48:07 - 52:15 (04:08)
Summary
The conversation veers towards a discussion about a book on physics and robots controlling things, while one person expresses admiration for the food choices of another person.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the controversial topic of impersonating other races in voice acting.
52:15 - 57:48 (05:33)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the hosts discuss the controversial topic of impersonating other races in voice acting. Comedian and actor, Bobby Lee, shares his experience doing a Morgan Freeman impression and why it’s a gray area in the comedy world.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on the boundaries of free speech on YouTube, including topics that can lead to potential harm or legal issues.
57:49 - 59:42 (01:53)
Summary
A discussion on the boundaries of free speech on YouTube, including topics that can lead to potential harm or legal issues.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares about a niche interest he has in NFL coaches and also ponders about what it would be like to be a vampire.
59:42 - 1:02:52 (03:10)
Summary
The speaker shares about a niche interest he has in NFL coaches and also ponders about what it would be like to be a vampire.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this transcript excerpt, the speaker shares their dislike of change and fascination with living in a fantasy world, as well as their thoughts on potential cities they might move to.
1:02:54 - 1:06:31 (03:37)
Summary
In this transcript excerpt, the speaker shares their dislike of change and fascination with living in a fantasy world, as well as their thoughts on potential cities they might move to.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses their goal to achieve a certain arm size through bodybuilding, and their desire to buy a yoga studio in a complex in Malibu.
1:06:31 - 1:08:22 (01:50)
Summary
The speaker discusses their goal to achieve a certain arm size through bodybuilding, and their desire to buy a yoga studio in a complex in Malibu.
EpisodeEp. 114 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker admits to having violent thoughts towards a woman and finding it funny, which reveals the normalization of violence against women in our society.
1:08:22 - 1:12:12 (03:50)
Summary
The speaker admits to having violent thoughts towards a woman and finding it funny, which reveals the normalization of violence against women in our society.