Episode
Ep. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:20:39
Published: Mon Mar 07 2022
Description
This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss what they think Bert's daughter's college experience will be like due to Bert's "party guy" persona, their tastes in fashion and art, and Bert's process of perfecting his stand-up routine. Bert shares a joke he wrote about Joe Rogan and Neil Young, and The Bears discuss their nicknames and brainstorm which rappers have the best nicknames. They wrap up by looking at videos of paragliding and ziplining accidents.
Chapters
The hosts discuss Joe Rogan's reaction to a new piece of technology and ponder how technology will continue to evolve in households in the future.
00:00 - 01:37 (01:37)
Summary
The hosts discuss Joe Rogan's reaction to a new piece of technology and ponder how technology will continue to evolve in households in the future.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Anecdotes about high school fashion and beer engineering.
01:37 - 06:22 (04:45)
Summary
Anecdotes about high school fashion and beer engineering.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
As we age, we become more certain of what we like and our preferences become more grounded.
06:23 - 09:30 (03:07)
Summary
As we age, we become more certain of what we like and our preferences become more grounded. Whether it's a painting or something with our own face on it, we know what we enjoy.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A random conversation consisting of anecdotes and thoughts.
09:30 - 13:59 (04:28)
Summary
A random conversation consisting of anecdotes and thoughts.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker's mother shares how watching Colin Jost perform at a comedy show did not leave a lasting impression on her as compared to watching Dave Chappelle, all while being respectful towards Colin Jost's comedic abilities.
13:59 - 16:54 (02:54)
Summary
The speaker's mother shares how watching Colin Jost perform at a comedy show did not leave a lasting impression on her as compared to watching Dave Chappelle, all while being respectful towards Colin Jost's comedic abilities.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the speaker talks about his struggle as a comedy broker to translate his knowledge into the market and make such transitions like targeting their audience.
16:54 - 21:11 (04:17)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the speaker talks about his struggle as a comedy broker to translate his knowledge into the market and make such transitions like targeting their audience.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker shares how Method Man's music was different and unpredictable but their commitment to it was like trying to get a partner to change for the better.
21:11 - 24:44 (03:33)
Summary
The speaker shares how Method Man's music was different and unpredictable but their commitment to it was like trying to get a partner to change for the better.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast episode, the host talks about the nicknames of Notorious B.I.G.
24:44 - 28:27 (03:42)
Summary
In this podcast episode, the host talks about the nicknames of Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac and how Tupac had multiple nicknames given by others.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person recounts a time when they performed as "Bird" on stage a few times, and a friend brought it up while walking to a venue.
28:27 - 30:53 (02:26)
Summary
A person recounts a time when they performed as "Bird" on stage a few times, and a friend brought it up while walking to a venue.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host talks about coming up with nicknames and reflecting on body image while looking at old pictures.
30:53 - 32:42 (01:49)
Summary
The host talks about coming up with nicknames and reflecting on body image while looking at old pictures.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joe Rogan and a friend talk casually about various topics such as meeting Neil Yong, the ridiculousness of celebrity culture, and writing jokes.
32:42 - 37:49 (05:06)
Summary
Joe Rogan and a friend talk casually about various topics such as meeting Neil Yong, the ridiculousness of celebrity culture, and writing jokes.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares his stream of consciousness thoughts on D's nuts, a picture of Dr. Dre's nuts, and the stylist D's while camping with friends.
37:49 - 40:47 (02:57)
Summary
Comedian Bert Kreischer shares his stream of consciousness thoughts on D's nuts, a picture of Dr. Dre's nuts, and the stylist D's while camping with friends.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker recounts a story about how he once encountered a tree trimmer while naked after taking a sauna and polar plunge, and makes a comment about the correlation between confidence and penis size.
40:47 - 43:53 (03:06)
Summary
The speaker recounts a story about how he once encountered a tree trimmer while naked after taking a sauna and polar plunge, and makes a comment about the correlation between confidence and penis size.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast discusses the origins of the phrases "buck naked" and "butt naked," with "buck naked" being the older of the two and "butt naked" likely being used due to the long history of the term "butt" referring to a person's buttocks.
43:53 - 46:51 (02:57)
Summary
This podcast discusses the origins of the phrases "buck naked" and "butt naked," with "buck naked" being the older of the two and "butt naked" likely being used due to the long history of the term "butt" referring to a person's buttocks.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The transcript discusses a study which estimates that a 35-year-old male who smokes fewer than 25 cigarettes per day has a 9% lifetime chance of dying of lung cancer.
46:51 - 50:52 (04:01)
Summary
The transcript discusses a study which estimates that a 35-year-old male who smokes fewer than 25 cigarettes per day has a 9% lifetime chance of dying of lung cancer.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The text is a collection of random sentences from a podcast conversation, with no clear theme or topic.
50:52 - 54:08 (03:15)
Summary
The text is a collection of random sentences from a podcast conversation, with no clear theme or topic.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A humorous anecdote about a hot air balloon ride where the possibility of wanting to get off mid-flight is discussed.
54:08 - 59:43 (05:34)
Summary
A humorous anecdote about a hot air balloon ride where the possibility of wanting to get off mid-flight is discussed.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A paraglider shares his experience of encountering unpredictable winds during a flight with a friend, but ultimately plans to take his friend out for another flight.
59:55 - 1:04:04 (04:08)
Summary
A paraglider shares his experience of encountering unpredictable winds during a flight with a friend, but ultimately plans to take his friend out for another flight.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two friends chat casually about extreme sports equipment, with commentary on the potential risks of using such gear at high speeds.
1:04:04 - 1:06:06 (02:02)
Summary
Two friends chat casually about extreme sports equipment, with commentary on the potential risks of using such gear at high speeds.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Leg press injuries are often caused by ego and the instant someone gets hurt, they know it.
1:06:06 - 1:10:36 (04:29)
Summary
Leg press injuries are often caused by ego and the instant someone gets hurt, they know it.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker wants to organize a water sports training for his children and their friends by hiring a professional and spending a weekend with them to learn how to drive the boat and do wakeboarding.
1:10:36 - 1:14:17 (03:41)
Summary
The speaker wants to organize a water sports training for his children and their friends by hiring a professional and spending a weekend with them to learn how to drive the boat and do wakeboarding.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on the idea of moving in with a tech nerd and how it would change their lifestyle.
1:14:17 - 1:17:38 (03:20)
Summary
The speaker reflects on the idea of moving in with a tech nerd and how it would change their lifestyle.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker talks about an interview where someone admits to not wanting to start their day and mentions the idea of staying in a beach side villa.
1:17:38 - 1:19:55 (02:17)
Summary
The speaker talks about an interview where someone admits to not wanting to start their day and mentions the idea of staying in a beach side villa.
EpisodeEp. 123 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two comedians, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, host the podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" filled with uncensored humor, storytelling, and unfiltered conversations.
1:19:55 - 1:20:28 (00:32)
Summary
Two comedians, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, host the podcast "Two Bears, One Cave" filled with uncensored humor, storytelling, and unfiltered conversations. No subject is too taboo or too risqué in this podcast.