Episode
Ep. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
1:27:57
Published: Mon Jul 06 2020
Description
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by eating Krispy Kreme donuts. They give Russell Peters a call to discuss Hinduism, which Bert is interested in possibly joining. They also discuss how often they brush their teeth, celebrities with fake teeth and fake hair, planking, Trinidad James, and Bert's daily caloric intake. Bert and Nadav also talk out their differences.
Chapters
In this episode, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss whether they should record with shirts on or off, with Bert expressing concerns about not having lost enough weight, and Tom revealing that this episode marked the 12th year of their show.
00:00 - 00:49 (00:49)
Summary
In this episode, Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura discuss whether they should record with shirts on or off, with Bert expressing concerns about not having lost enough weight, and Tom revealing that this episode marked the 12th year of their show.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A discussion on the number of calories in Krispy Kreme donuts and how many could be consumed in one sitting.
00:49 - 02:50 (02:01)
Summary
A discussion on the number of calories in Krispy Kreme donuts and how many could be consumed in one sitting.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker is uncertain about the activities of a particular shop but acknowledges they make great donuts.
02:50 - 04:08 (01:18)
Summary
The speaker is uncertain about the activities of a particular shop but acknowledges they make great donuts.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker contemplates why people don't talk during eating the way they talk during sex, and suggests a one-man show about it.
04:08 - 06:38 (02:30)
Summary
The speaker contemplates why people don't talk during eating the way they talk during sex, and suggests a one-man show about it. He then shifts to a completely different topic, recounting a coffee tasting segment in Paris.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss knowing famous black people, with one speaker claiming to know a lot of black people and the other claiming to know a lot of famous black people.
09:06 - 13:10 (04:03)
Summary
The speakers discuss knowing famous black people, with one speaker claiming to know a lot of black people and the other claiming to know a lot of famous black people.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reminisces about riding bikes through orange groves as a child in Florida and how the sticky residue from the oranges made him dislike the fruit.
13:13 - 15:05 (01:52)
Summary
The speaker reminisces about riding bikes through orange groves as a child in Florida and how the sticky residue from the oranges made him dislike the fruit.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Amy Schumer shares the embarrassing story of when she had a wardrobe malfunction while surfing and had to wear a shirt to cover up.
15:05 - 17:37 (02:31)
Summary
Comedian Amy Schumer shares the embarrassing story of when she had a wardrobe malfunction while surfing and had to wear a shirt to cover up.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker reflects on how some people struggle to empathize with experiences they haven't gone through themselves, and shares a personal example of how she realized this empathy gap via cell phone usage.
17:37 - 20:11 (02:33)
Summary
The speaker reflects on how some people struggle to empathize with experiences they haven't gone through themselves, and shares a personal example of how she realized this empathy gap via cell phone usage.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
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20:11 - 23:15 (03:04)
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EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speakers discuss how misunderstandings in communication can lead to a cycle of perceived aggressiveness between parties, even when it may not be intentional.
23:15 - 25:35 (02:19)
Summary
The speakers discuss how misunderstandings in communication can lead to a cycle of perceived aggressiveness between parties, even when it may not be intentional.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host discusses his relationship with Nadav, and how he is more comfortable with bering the brunt than dishing it out when it comes to teasing others.
25:37 - 30:16 (04:39)
Summary
The host discusses his relationship with Nadav, and how he is more comfortable with bering the brunt than dishing it out when it comes to teasing others.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker discusses the concept of misreading information in echo chambers and how it can lead to a feedback loop of repeated misreads.
30:16 - 32:36 (02:19)
Summary
The speaker discusses the concept of misreading information in echo chambers and how it can lead to a feedback loop of repeated misreads. They also reflect on their past experience with focusing on celebrity news.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode, the speaker talks about his plan to not shower for upcoming meet and greets and the humorous reactions he hopes to get from people.
32:36 - 35:24 (02:48)
Summary
In this episode, the speaker talks about his plan to not shower for upcoming meet and greets and the humorous reactions he hopes to get from people.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person shares their experience of being naked during an earthquake and realizing the importance of wearing clothes to bed.
35:24 - 38:17 (02:52)
Summary
A person shares their experience of being naked during an earthquake and realizing the importance of wearing clothes to bed. They also discuss their preference for brushing their teeth in the dark and creating an extra dark sleeping environment.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this podcast, the speaker talks about how wearing sleep accessories like face masks, earmuffs, and mouth guards may contribute to snoring during sleep.
38:17 - 41:03 (02:46)
Summary
In this podcast, the speaker talks about how wearing sleep accessories like face masks, earmuffs, and mouth guards may contribute to snoring during sleep.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The notion of brushing teeth before breakfast and the relationship between hygiene habits and the communist mentality are discussed.
41:03 - 44:33 (03:29)
Summary
The notion of brushing teeth before breakfast and the relationship between hygiene habits and the communist mentality are discussed.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker asks what percentage of the population brushes their teeth twice a day and states that everyone does it.
44:33 - 46:06 (01:33)
Summary
The speaker asks what percentage of the population brushes their teeth twice a day and states that everyone does it.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
This podcast episode discusses the importance of brushing teeth twice a day and the percentage of people who actually follow this dental hygiene practice.
46:06 - 48:25 (02:19)
Summary
This podcast episode discusses the importance of brushing teeth twice a day and the percentage of people who actually follow this dental hygiene practice.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A podcast host advises against brushing teeth for a unique reason.
48:25 - 51:24 (02:58)
Summary
A podcast host advises against brushing teeth for a unique reason.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker jokes about Steve Harvey's teeth and speculates that they may be old or "nerd teeth".
51:24 - 53:29 (02:05)
Summary
The speaker jokes about Steve Harvey's teeth and speculates that they may be old or "nerd teeth".
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian and actor Joel McHale's hair loss is discussed on the podcast, with the hosts expressing their admiration for how he looked during this time.
53:29 - 55:27 (01:57)
Summary
Comedian and actor Joel McHale's hair loss is discussed on the podcast, with the hosts expressing their admiration for how he looked during this time.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A person shares a story of their terrible fear of balloons and how they had to sleep in a room full of it due to a prank on New Year's Eve.
55:27 - 57:54 (02:27)
Summary
A person shares a story of their terrible fear of balloons and how they had to sleep in a room full of it due to a prank on New Year's Eve.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Contains explicit and inappropriate language.
57:54 - 1:01:25 (03:31)
Summary
Contains explicit and inappropriate language.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Joe Rogan recounts his experience making bacon, egg and cheese breakfast burritos and the amusing mishaps that occurred while cooking them.
1:01:25 - 1:07:30 (06:04)
Summary
Comedian Joe Rogan recounts his experience making bacon, egg and cheese breakfast burritos and the amusing mishaps that occurred while cooking them.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
A list of various foods and drinks ordered by someone who has an enormous appetite.
1:07:30 - 1:10:37 (03:07)
Summary
A list of various foods and drinks ordered by someone who has an enormous appetite.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The host challenges himself to hold a plank for 3 minutes and argues that if one can't hold a plank for at least 2 minutes, they may need to reevaluate their fitness routine.
1:10:37 - 1:12:25 (01:47)
Summary
The host challenges himself to hold a plank for 3 minutes and argues that if one can't hold a plank for at least 2 minutes, they may need to reevaluate their fitness routine.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Jeselnik admits to Halston that he felt like he wasn't treating him like a person at one point, but valuing him for his humor alone helped him feel appreciated.
1:12:25 - 1:15:37 (03:12)
Summary
Jeselnik admits to Halston that he felt like he wasn't treating him like a person at one point, but valuing him for his humor alone helped him feel appreciated.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The speaker realizes that he has been shooting himself in the foot by trying to be honest and authentic while others around him are just playing the role of assistants.
1:15:37 - 1:19:05 (03:28)
Summary
The speaker realizes that he has been shooting himself in the foot by trying to be honest and authentic while others around him are just playing the role of assistants.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Comedian Joey Diaz shares his experience with the pressure of social media and how he chooses to use it with caution to avoid rubbing his success in the faces of his followers.
1:19:05 - 1:23:24 (04:19)
Summary
Comedian Joey Diaz shares his experience with the pressure of social media and how he chooses to use it with caution to avoid rubbing his success in the faces of his followers.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Two individuals discuss partying and one person suggests a number of guests to invite.
1:23:25 - 1:26:50 (03:25)
Summary
Two individuals discuss partying and one person suggests a number of guests to invite.
EpisodeEp. 37 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Podcast2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The hosts discuss their ability to freestyle and share a quick example before signing off on another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave.
1:26:50 - 1:27:52 (01:02)
Summary
The hosts discuss their ability to freestyle and share a quick example before signing off on another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave.